Buzzz, Buzzz
And Other Funny Poems
The Poems & Illustrations
Of Mitch Fairchild
Published by Child’s Fair Publishing at Smashwords
Copyright 2011 Mitch Fairchild
Buzzz, Buzzz
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Buzzz, Buzzz
There’s a bee in my room
Buzzz, Buzzz
I’ll swat it with this broom
Buzzz, Buzzz
And now it’s chasing me
Buzzz, Buzzz
So out the door I flee
Buzzz, Buzzz
Down the hall and past my Dad
Buzzz, Buzzz
This is gonna turn out really bad
Buzzz, Buzzz
Out the front door now I run
Buzzz, Buzzz
Nothing about this is fun
Buzzz, Buzzz
Up the sidewalk I do fly
Buzzz, Buzzz
I’ve got to try to lose this guy
Buzzz, Buzzz
It’s too late my rear is numb
Buzzz, Buzzz
Cause the bee just stung my bum
The Lunchbox
I love the lunches
I find in my lunchbox
My mom makes my lunches
And she really rocks
She packs it with sandwiches,
Pickles and pears
By the way she packs it
I know she cares