The Ultimate True Blood Trivia Guide
By Sheri Anderson
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Copyright 2011 Sheri Anderson
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Strange
Love
The
First Taste
Mine
Escape
from Dragon House
Sparks
Fly Out
Cold
Ground
Burning
House of Love
The
Fourth Man in the Fire
Plaisir
d’Amour
I
Don’t Wanna Know
To
Love is to Bury
You’ll
Be the Death of Me
Nothing
But the Blood
Keep
This Party Going
Scratches
Shake
and Fingerpop
Never
Let Me Go
Hard-Hearted
Hannah
Release
Me
Timebomb
I
Will Rise Up
New
World In My View
Frenzy
Beyond
Here Lies Nothing
Bad
Blood
Beautifully
Broken
It
Hurts Me Too
9
Crimes
Trouble
I
Got a Right to Sing the Blues
Hitting
the Ground
Night
on the Sun
Everything
is Broken
I
Smell a Rat
Fresh
Blood
Evil
is Going On
~~~~
STRANGE LOVE Season One Episode One
Written and Directed by Alan Ball
1. What song is
heard playing on the young couple’s radio as the first episode
opens?
a. “Y’all’d Think She’d Be Good to Me.”
b.
“Bad Moon Rising.”
c. “Strange Love.”
d. “Som’thin’
From Nuthin’.”
2. What is the
girl’s name?
a. Kelly.
b. Tina.
c. Susie.
d. Lisa.
3. Name the
convenience station in which the young couple encounters their first
vampire.
a. Quik-E-Mart.
b. Super Save-A-Bunch.
c. Grabbit
Kwik.
d. Grab-N-Go.
4. Who is seen
interviewing Nan Flanagan on the store’s television?
a. Jerry
Springer.
b. Bill Maher.
c. Charlie Rose.
d. Larry King.
5. Nan Flanagan is
the face of what organization?
a. American Vampire League.
b.
Vampire Rights League.
c. Vampire Rights Association.
d.
American Association of Vampires.
6. What nation
perfected the production of synthetic blood, thereby allowing
vampires to come “out of the coffin?”
a. China.
b.
India.
c. United States.
d. Japan.
7. Who sings the
series’ theme song, “Bad Things?”
a. Nathan Barr.
b. Jace
Everett.
c. Lyle Lovett.
d. Dr. John.
8. Where does
Maudette Pickens work?
a. Quik-E-Mart.
b. Super
Save-A-Bunch.
c. Grabbit Kwik.
d. Merlotte’s.
9. Which
supernatural species is not represented in Season One?
a.
Telepath.
b. Werewolf.
c. Shape shifter.
d. Vampire.
10. Where does Tara
work prior to coming to Merlotte’s?
a. Quik-E-Mart.
b. Super
Save-A-Bunch.
c. Grabbit Kwik.
d. Grab-N-Go.
11. What does Tara
read while on the clock at the above location?
a. Last Scene
Alive.
b. The Secret.
c. Shock Doctrine.
d.
Grave Secret.
12. Name Tara’s
manager.
a. Wayne.
b. Wyatt.
c. Wade.
d. Waylon.
13. What type of car
does Tara drive?
a. Civic.
b. Gremlin.
c. Fury.
d. Nova.
14. What are the
first names of the detested Rattrays?
a. Mack and Denise.
b.
Matt and Debbie.
c. Mack and Debbie.
d. Matt and Denise.
15. Arlene’s
relationship with her children is established in episode one, when
she is overheard discouraging them from what vice?
a. Painting
each other with mustard.
b. Eating in bed.
c. Locking the
babysitter in the bathroom.
d. Watching HBO.
16. Where did Jason
read that everyone should have sex with a vampire at least once?
a.
Playboy.
b. Penthouse.
c. Hustler.
d. Buns.
17. Name the vampire
in Maudette’s sex tape.
a. Malcolm.
b. Liam.
c.
Charles.
d. Maxwell.
18. How long have
vampires been “out of the coffin?”
a. One year.
b. A year
and a half.
c. Two years.
d. Three years.
19. Prior to Bill
Compton’s arrival, when did Merlotte’s last carry synthetic
blood?
a. Six months earlier.
b. A year earlier.
c. A few
months earlier.
d. Never.
20. How does Rattray
describe Sookie to Bill?
a. Nutty as a fruitcake.
b. Mad as a
hatter.
c. Screwy as a three dollar bill.
d. Crazy as a bedbug.
21. How old is Bill
at the time he first enters Merlotte’s?
a. 172.
b. 173.
c.
175.
d. 176.
22. How much does
Mrs. Rattray think she can get per oz. of Bill’s blood?
a.
$200.
b. $300.
c. $400.
d. $500.
23. How many pints
does she estimate she could drain from him?
a. 10-11.
b.
11-12.
c. 12-13.
d. 13-14.
24. In addition to
the chain, what weapon does Sookie use to defend Bill and herself
from the Rattrays?
a. A rock.
b. A gun.
c. A knife.
d.
None. She used only the chain.
25 .What type of dog
comes to check on Sookie after the Rattray encounter?
a. English
shepherd.
b. Australian shepherd.
c. Terrier mix.
d.
Labrador.
26. What trait does
Sookie find most appealing in Bill?
a. He is a mystery.
b. She
can’t hear him.
c. His skin is cool.
d. He completes her.
27. Which of the
following is not among the list of names Sookie expected Bill to
have?
a. Basil.
b. Quentin.
c. Antoine.
d. Langford.
28. How does Sam
describe most of his customers?
a. Stupid.
b. Lazy.
c.
Cheap.
d. Drunk.
29. In what grade
did Tara first mix drinks for her mother?
a. Kindergarten.
b.
First.
c. Second.
d. Third.
30. In what grade
did Sookie and Tara become best friends?
a. Kindergarten.
b.
First.
c. Second.
d. Third.
31. What is Adele
reading when Sookie returns home from her shift at Merlotte’s?
a.
Last Scene Alive.
b. The Secret.
c. Shock Doctrine.
d. Grave
Secret.
32. Name Sookie’s
cat.
a. Josie.
b. Tina.
c. Dottie.
d. Lottie.
33. Who informs
Jason of the Rattray encounter?
a. Rene.
b. Lafayette.
c.
Hoyt.
d. Andy.
34. In a nod to the
books, Jason’s hat features what animal?
a. A panther.
b. A
dog.
c. A wolf.
d. A tiger.
35. Name Jason’s
employer.
a. Renard Parish Road Crew.
b. Renard Parish Public
Works.
c. Renard Parish Department of Transportation.
d. Renard
Parish Department of Sanitation and Engineering.
36. Who informs
Adele about Maudette’s death?
a. Maxine Fortenberry.
b.
Caroline Bellefleur.
c. Jane Bodehouse.
d. Everlee Mason.
37. Adele regularly
attends meetings of what historical society?
a. Daughters of the
Glorious Dead.
b. Decedents of the Glorious Dead.
c. Decendents
of the Gracious Dead.
d. Daughters of the Gracious Dead.
38. Tara’s name
was inspired by Gone with the Wind. What specifically does she
give as her mother’s inspiration?
a. The heroine.
b. The
movie.
c. The book.
d. The plantation.
39.Why does Sookie
believe everyone in the bar is staring at her and Bill?
a. Because
her brother is in trouble.
b. Because they are a bunch of nosey
rednecks.
c. Because he is a vampire and she is mortal.
d.
Because of her “ability.”
40. What type of car
does Sookie drive?
a. Civic.
b. Gremlin.
c. Fury.
d.
Nova.
1.1 Answers
1. A. 2. A. 3. C. 4. B. 5. A. 6. D. 7 B. 8. C. 9. B. 10. B. 11. C. 12 D. 13. B. 14. A. 15. D. 16. C. 17. B. 18. C. 19. B. 20. D. 21. B. 22. D. 23. B. 24. C. 25. A. 26. B. 27. B. 28. A. 29. D. 30. A. 31. A. 32. B. 33. C. 34. A. 35. B. 36. D. 37. B. 38. D. 39. A. 40. A.
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THE FIRST TASTE Season One Episode Two
Written by: Alan
Ball
Directed by: Scott Winant
1. What is the
source of Sookie’s “first taste”?
a. Bill’s neck.
b.
Bill’s right wrist.
c. Bill’s left arm.
d. Bill’s left
hand.
2. In what appears
to be a common occurrence, Tara comes home to find her mother passed
out. What is playing on the television?
a. The Bachelor.
b.
America’s Smartest Model.
c. Blind Date.
d.
Singled Out.
3. What is Tara’s
cereal of choice?
a. Lucky Charms.
b. Cap’n Crunch.
c.
Frosted Flakes.
d. Trix.
4. To whom does
Jason turn for comfort on the night following Maudette’s death?
a.
Sookie.
b. Tara.
c. Dawn.
d. Ray-Jean.
5. How long do Bud
and Andy wait to show Jason Maudette’s sex tape?
a. Two
hours.
b. Six hours.
c. Twelve hours.
d. Fifteen hours.
6. Sookie awakens to
find Bill licking her:
a. Wrist.
b. Neck.
c. Shoulder.
d.
Head.
7. Flashback:
Sookie’s first dating memory ends in her dousing her date with:
a.
Ketchup.
b. Mustard.
c. Mountain Dew.
d. Beer.
8. Flashback:
Another date ends due to Sookie’s date fantasizing about:
a.
Jake Gyllenhaal in Jarhead.
b. Colin Farrel in
Tigerland.
c. Zac Efron in High School Musical.
d.
Vin Diesel in The Fast and the Furious.
9. Why does Sookie
refuse to listen to the thoughts of her family?
a. It is
personal.
b. It is private.
c. It is unethical.
d. It is too
much information.
10. Meanwhile, at a
party with her cousin Lafayette, Tara is approached by which would-be
suitor?
a. Tareq.
b. Terrell.
c. Tyrone.
d. Tyrese.
11. To discourage
the aforementioned suitor, Tara tells him that she is married to
a:
a. Bounty hunter.
b. Hitman.
c. Mercenary.
d. Drug
dealer.
12. Tara claims her
fictitious husband once shot a man for buying her:
a. A CD.
b.
A rum and coke.
c. A magazine.
d. A pack of cigarettes.
13. In what year was
Bill Compton made vampire?
a. 1860.
b. 1865.
c. 1870.
d.
1875.
14. How old was he
at the time?
a. 25.
b. 27.
c. 30.
d. 32.
15. After taking
Bill’s blood for the first time, Sookie claims to be more aware of
the complexities of what food?
a. Sausage.
b. Eggs.
c.
Bacon.
d. Cheese.
16. Sookie
sarcastically states that all Jews have horns to draw attention to
whose racial stereotyping?
a. Arlene’s.
b. Andy’s.
c.
Tara’s.
d. Maxine’s.
17. Jason is often
seen wearing a t-shirt for what band?
a. Marshall Tucker Band.
b.
Lynyrd Skynyrd.
c. Kathleen Turner Overdrive.
d. Alabama
Thunderpussy.
18. Bill masks the
Rattrays’ deaths by staging a tornado. Where does this occur?
a.
Four Tracks Corners.
b. Bunkie.
c. Keatchie.
d. Monroe.
19. Bud Dearborn is
skeptical of the Rattrays' cause of death, because tornados:
a.
Travel.
b. Skip.
c. Hop.
d. Twist.
20. Who accompanies
Bud to the Rattray home?
a. Mike Spencer.
b. Kenya Jones.
c.
Kevin Ellis.
d. Andy Bellefleur.
21. What small
morsel, found under a chair, offends Sookie’s newly-sensitive sense
of smell?
a. A cracker.
b. A cookie.
c. A tortilla chip.
d.
A bread crust.
22. Adele makes the
faux pas of offering what to Bill Compton upon his first visit?
a.
Tea.
b. Coffee.
c. A sandwich.
d. A cookie.
23. Bill’s mother
was a member of what family?
a. Bellefleur.
b. Loudermilk.
c.
Du Rone.
d. Bodehouse.
24. The Compton line
ended with which of Bill’s decendents?
a. Josiah.
b.
Jesse.
c. Joshua.
d. Jonas.
25. What amendment
does Bill expect to pass, granting equal rights to vampires?
a.
EVA.
b. ERA.
c. ERV.
d. VRA.
26. Bill claims to
have a clear memory of which Stackhouse ancestor?
a. Josiah.
b.
Jesse.
c. Joshua.
d. Jonas.
27. How many slaves
did Bill’s family own?
a. One.
b. Two.
c. Three.
d.
Four.
28. What was the
name of the Compton’s yard slave?
a. Minas.
b. Jonas.
c.
Able.
d. Moses.
29. Which of the
following is not an effect of Bill’s blood in Sookie’s system?
a. Keener senses.
b. Resistance to pain.
c. More active
libido.
d. Ability to be found.
30. What is the
common name for vampire hypnosis?
a. Glamouring.
b.
Charming.
c. Alluring.
d. Entrancing.
31. Flashback: Young
Sookie is able to prove her telepathy by picking what combination
from the mind of her interrogator?
a. The color blue and the
number three.
b. The color red and the number three.
c. The
color blue and the number nine.
d. The color red and the number
nine.
32. As what is her
telepathy misdiagnosed?
a. ADD.
b. OCD.
c. Autism.
d.
Turrets.
33. How old was
Sookie when her parents were killed?
a. Five.
b. Six.
c.
Seven.
d. Eight.
34. Sookie questions
Bill on his skills as a vampire. Which of the following is not among
those discussed?
a. Ability to read minds.
b. Ability to
levitate.
c. Ability to turn invisible.
d. Ability to turn into
a bat.
35. What is Dawn’s
apartment number?
a. 5042.
b. 5043.
c. 5044.
d. 5045.
36. Name Jane
Bodehouse’s drink of choice.
a. Gimlet.
b. Tom Collins.
c.
Stinger.
d. Rum and coke.
37. Who comes to
Sookie’s defense when a customer grabs her backside?
a. Hoyt.
b.
Sam.
c. Rene.
d. Terry.
38. Which of the
following is not a member of the Steve Newlin’s immediate
family?
a. Theodore.
b. Lesley.
c. Yvette.
d. Bethany.
39. What is on the
license plate of the strange car parked in Bill Compton’s
driveway?
a. Undead 1.
b. Fangs 1.
c. Blood 1.
d. Dead 1.
40. Bill’s guests
also have a bumper sticker bearing what slogan?
a. Honk if you’re
a fangbanger.
b. Honk if you’re a blood donor.
c. I brake for
O-.
d. I brake for A-.
1.2 Answers
1. B. 2. B. 3. A. 4. C. 5. C. 6. D. 7. B. 8. A. 9. C. 10. B. 11. C. 12. A. 13. B. 14. C. 15. A. 16. C. 17. D. 18. A. 19. C. 20. A. 21. A. 22. C. 23. B. 24. B. 25. D. 26. D. 27. C. 28. A. 29. B. 30. A. 31. D. 32. A. 33. D. 34. A. 35. C. 36. C. 37. C. 38. B. 39. B. 40. B.
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Written by: Alan
Ball
Directed by: John Dahl
1.Two of Bill’s
three vampire guests are named Diane and Malcolm. Name the third.
a.
Jerry.
b. Liam.
c. Marcus.
d. Jack.
2. What does Diane
do as Sookie enters the house?
a. Smells her hair.
b. Strokes
her back.
c. Licks her face.
d. Kisses her cheek.
3. What, in Diane’s
opinion, is the best tasting blood there is?
a. Virgin.
b.
Baby.
c. Christian.
d. Fairy.
4. What does Malcolm
call Bill, upon meeting Sookie for the first time?
a. A poser.
b.
A fraud.
c. A mainstreamer.
d. A fake.
5. What does Diane
have tattooed on her arm?
a. Jerry.
b. Liam.
c. Marcus.
d.
Jack.
6. Name the
fangbanger accompanying Malcolm.
a. Jerry.
b. Liam.
c.
Marcus.
d. Jack.
7. With what strain
of Hepatitis is he infected?
a. A.
b. B.
c. C.
d. D.
8. He is trying to
infect the vampires because they killed____.
a. Jerry.
b.
Liam.
c. Marcus.
d. Jack.
9. When was Diane
made vampire?
a. 1920s.
b. 1930s.
c. 1940s.
d. 1950s.
10. Bill refers to
nest-sharing vampires as ____ unto themselves.
a. Laws.
b.
Institutions.
c. Authorities.
d. Sovereignties.
11. According to
Tara, Bill looks like he just stepped out of a movie about____.
a.
Gettysburg.
b. A plantation.
c. A ghost town.
d. The Alamo.
12. Tara likewise
claims that Sookie has always been _____ around men.
a.
Awkward.
b. Jumpy.
c. Peculiar.
d. Crazy.
13. What does Bill
offer as a possible explanation for Sookie’s inability to hear his
thoughts?
a. Lack of brainwaves.
b. Inhuman thought
patterns.
c. Interspatial differences.
d. Lack of neural
impulses.
14. To what does
Bill attribute his ability to function?
a. The supernatural.
b.
Sorcery.
c. Dark forces.
d. Magic.
15. Why doesn’t
Tara’s mother think she needs to attend AA?
a. She’s got
Tara.
b. She’s got a demon.
c. She’s got Jesus.
d. She’s
got a plan.
16. What personal
question does Tara ask Sam?
a. Are you happy?
b. Are you
lonely?
c. Are you complete?
d. Are you in love?
17. Which of the
following is not a strength Tara attributes to Sam?
a. He’s
hot.
b. He has a job.
c. He’s not a vampire.
d. He’s not
a serial killer.
18. How long has it
been since Tara last had sex?
a. Five months, two weeks.
b. Six
months, three weeks.
c. Seven months, two weeks.
d. Eight
months, three weeks.
19. When Sam offers
Tara another drink, she says she will need at least _____ more.
a.
Two.
b. Three.
c. Four.
d. Five.
20. Whose music can
be heard in the background when Tara and Sam have sex for the first
time?
a. Nathan Barr.
b. Allen Toussaint.
c. CC Adcock.
d.
Jace Everett.
21. What unique item
does Jason wear while having sex with Dawn?
a. Gloves.
b.
Boots.
c. A cowboy hat.
d. A gag.
22. Despite Dawn
holding a gun on him, Jason takes the time to _____ after sex.
a.
Brush his hair.
b. Brush his teeth.
c. Floss.
d. Put on
deodorant.
23. Dawn claims
Jason is dumber than a box of what?
a. Toenails.
b. Hair.
c.
Hammers.
d. Bricks.
24. What is playing
on television when Jason returns home from Dawn’s?
a. Son of
Dracula.
b. Blood of Dracula.
c. Countess
Dracula.
d. House of Dracula.
25. In a dream,
Sookie goes to Bill’s house for a late-night seduction. In the
process, she interrupts Bill engaged in what activity?
a. Playing
Wii.
b. Reading.
c. Playing the piano.
d. Watching tv.
26. What is
embroidered on Sookie’s pillowcase?
a. A heart.
b. A
flower.
c. A star.
d. A bird.
27. Tara sneaks out
after Sam _____ in his sleeps.
a. Barks.
b. Groans.
c.
Growls.
d. Howls.
28. When she arrives
at home, Tara’s mother first hits her _____, then a bottle.
a. A
lamp.
b. A book.
c. A vase.
d. A bowl.
29. What is written
on the coffin in the Monroe vampires’ nest?
a. Gott ist ein
Vampir.
b. Gott ist der Teufel.
c. Gott ist der Tot.
d. Gott
ist Tot.
30. Name the dead
woman hanging in the nest.
a. Janella.
b. Janette.
c.
Janet.
d. Janelle.
31. At what time of
the morning does Adele find Sookie mowing the yard?
a. 8:00am.
b.
8:30am.
c. 9:00am.
d. 9:30am.
32. In spite of the
early hour, it is already a sweltering ____.
a. 80 degrees.
b.
85 degrees.
c. 90 degrees.
d. 95 degrees.
33. Which of the
following does Lafayette not offer Tara after her run-in with her
mother?
a. Alcohol.
b. V.
c. Vicodin.
d. Ganja.
34. Lafayette’s
john offers Tara what pseudonym?
a. Dirk.
b. Randy.
c.
Duke.
d. Rocky.