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TABLE OF CONTENTS

SEASON ONE

Strange Love
The First Taste
Mine
Escape from Dragon House
Sparks Fly Out
Cold Ground
Burning House of Love
The Fourth Man in the Fire
Plaisir d’Amour
I Don’t Wanna Know
To Love is to Bury
You’ll Be the Death of Me

SEASON TWO

Nothing But the Blood
Keep This Party Going
Scratches
Shake and Fingerpop
Never Let Me Go
Hard-Hearted Hannah
Release Me
Timebomb
I Will Rise Up
New World In My View
Frenzy
Beyond Here Lies Nothing

SEASON THREE

Bad Blood
Beautifully Broken
It Hurts Me Too
9 Crimes
Trouble
I Got a Right to Sing the Blues
Hitting the Ground
Night on the Sun
Everything is Broken
I Smell a Rat
Fresh Blood
Evil is Going On



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SEASON ONE

STRANGE LOVE Season One Episode One

Written and Directed by Alan Ball

1. What song is heard playing on the young couple’s radio as the first episode opens?
a. “Y’all’d Think She’d Be Good to Me.”
b. “Bad Moon Rising.”
c. “Strange Love.”
d. “Som’thin’ From Nuthin’.”

2. What is the girl’s name?
a. Kelly.
b. Tina.
c. Susie.
d. Lisa.

3. Name the convenience station in which the young couple encounters their first vampire.
a. Quik-E-Mart.
b. Super Save-A-Bunch.
c. Grabbit Kwik.
d. Grab-N-Go.

4. Who is seen interviewing Nan Flanagan on the store’s television?
a. Jerry Springer.
b. Bill Maher.
c. Charlie Rose.
d. Larry King.

5. Nan Flanagan is the face of what organization?
a. American Vampire League.
b. Vampire Rights League.
c. Vampire Rights Association.
d. American Association of Vampires.

6. What nation perfected the production of synthetic blood, thereby allowing vampires to come “out of the coffin?”
a. China.
b. India.
c. United States.
d. Japan.

7. Who sings the series’ theme song, “Bad Things?”
a. Nathan Barr.
b. Jace Everett.
c. Lyle Lovett.
d. Dr. John.

8. Where does Maudette Pickens work?
a. Quik-E-Mart.
b. Super Save-A-Bunch.
c. Grabbit Kwik.
d. Merlotte’s.

9. Which supernatural species is not represented in Season One?
a. Telepath.
b. Werewolf.
c. Shape shifter.
d. Vampire.

10. Where does Tara work prior to coming to Merlotte’s?
a. Quik-E-Mart.
b. Super Save-A-Bunch.
c. Grabbit Kwik.
d. Grab-N-Go.

11. What does Tara read while on the clock at the above location?
a. Last Scene Alive.
b. The Secret.
c. Shock Doctrine.
d. Grave Secret.

12. Name Tara’s manager.
a. Wayne.
b. Wyatt.
c. Wade.
d. Waylon.

13. What type of car does Tara drive?
a. Civic.
b. Gremlin.
c. Fury.
d. Nova.

14. What are the first names of the detested Rattrays?
a. Mack and Denise.
b. Matt and Debbie.
c. Mack and Debbie.
d. Matt and Denise.

15. Arlene’s relationship with her children is established in episode one, when she is overheard discouraging them from what vice?
a. Painting each other with mustard.
b. Eating in bed.
c. Locking the babysitter in the bathroom.
d. Watching HBO.

16. Where did Jason read that everyone should have sex with a vampire at least once?
a. Playboy.
b. Penthouse.
c. Hustler.
d. Buns.

17. Name the vampire in Maudette’s sex tape.
a. Malcolm.
b. Liam.
c. Charles.
d. Maxwell.

18. How long have vampires been “out of the coffin?”
a. One year.
b. A year and a half.
c. Two years.
d. Three years.

19. Prior to Bill Compton’s arrival, when did Merlotte’s last carry synthetic blood?
a. Six months earlier.
b. A year earlier.
c. A few months earlier.
d. Never.

20. How does Rattray describe Sookie to Bill?
a. Nutty as a fruitcake.
b. Mad as a hatter.
c. Screwy as a three dollar bill.
d. Crazy as a bedbug.

21. How old is Bill at the time he first enters Merlotte’s?
a. 172.
b. 173.
c. 175.
d. 176.

22. How much does Mrs. Rattray think she can get per oz. of Bill’s blood?
a. $200.
b. $300.
c. $400.
d. $500.

23. How many pints does she estimate she could drain from him?
a. 10-11.
b. 11-12.
c. 12-13.
d. 13-14.

24. In addition to the chain, what weapon does Sookie use to defend Bill and herself from the Rattrays?
a. A rock.
b. A gun.
c. A knife.
d. None. She used only the chain.

25 .What type of dog comes to check on Sookie after the Rattray encounter?
a. English shepherd.
b. Australian shepherd.
c. Terrier mix.
d. Labrador.

26. What trait does Sookie find most appealing in Bill?
a. He is a mystery.
b. She can’t hear him.
c. His skin is cool.
d. He completes her.

27. Which of the following is not among the list of names Sookie expected Bill to have?
a. Basil.
b. Quentin.
c. Antoine.
d. Langford.

28. How does Sam describe most of his customers?
a. Stupid.
b. Lazy.
c. Cheap.
d. Drunk.

29. In what grade did Tara first mix drinks for her mother?
a. Kindergarten.
b. First.
c. Second.
d. Third.

30. In what grade did Sookie and Tara become best friends?
a. Kindergarten.
b. First.
c. Second.
d. Third.

31. What is Adele reading when Sookie returns home from her shift at Merlotte’s?
a. Last Scene Alive.
b. The Secret.
c. Shock Doctrine.
d. Grave Secret.

32. Name Sookie’s cat.
a. Josie.
b. Tina.
c. Dottie.
d. Lottie.

33. Who informs Jason of the Rattray encounter?
a. Rene.
b. Lafayette.
c. Hoyt.
d. Andy.

34. In a nod to the books, Jason’s hat features what animal?
a. A panther.
b. A dog.
c. A wolf.
d. A tiger.

35. Name Jason’s employer.
a. Renard Parish Road Crew.
b. Renard Parish Public Works.
c. Renard Parish Department of Transportation.
d. Renard Parish Department of Sanitation and Engineering.

36. Who informs Adele about Maudette’s death?
a. Maxine Fortenberry.
b. Caroline Bellefleur.
c. Jane Bodehouse.
d. Everlee Mason.

37. Adele regularly attends meetings of what historical society?
a. Daughters of the Glorious Dead.
b. Decedents of the Glorious Dead.
c. Decendents of the Gracious Dead.
d. Daughters of the Gracious Dead.

38. Tara’s name was inspired by Gone with the Wind. What specifically does she give as her mother’s inspiration?
a. The heroine.
b. The movie.
c. The book.
d. The plantation.

39.Why does Sookie believe everyone in the bar is staring at her and Bill?
a. Because her brother is in trouble.
b. Because they are a bunch of nosey rednecks.
c. Because he is a vampire and she is mortal.
d. Because of her “ability.”

40. What type of car does Sookie drive?
a. Civic.
b. Gremlin.
c. Fury.
d. Nova.

1.1 Answers

1. A. 2. A. 3. C. 4. B. 5. A. 6. D. 7 B. 8. C. 9. B. 10. B. 11. C. 12 D. 13. B. 14. A. 15. D. 16. C. 17. B. 18. C. 19. B. 20. D. 21. B. 22. D. 23. B. 24. C. 25. A. 26. B. 27. B. 28. A. 29. D. 30. A. 31. A. 32. B. 33. C. 34. A. 35. B. 36. D. 37. B. 38. D. 39. A. 40. A.



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THE FIRST TASTE Season One Episode Two

Written by: Alan Ball
Directed by: Scott Winant

1. What is the source of Sookie’s “first taste”?
a. Bill’s neck.
b. Bill’s right wrist.
c. Bill’s left arm.
d. Bill’s left hand.

2. In what appears to be a common occurrence, Tara comes home to find her mother passed out. What is playing on the television?
a. The Bachelor.
b. America’s Smartest Model.
c. Blind Date.
d. Singled Out.

3. What is Tara’s cereal of choice?
a. Lucky Charms.
b. Cap’n Crunch.
c. Frosted Flakes.
d. Trix.

4. To whom does Jason turn for comfort on the night following Maudette’s death?
a. Sookie.
b. Tara.
c. Dawn.
d. Ray-Jean.

5. How long do Bud and Andy wait to show Jason Maudette’s sex tape?
a. Two hours.
b. Six hours.
c. Twelve hours.
d. Fifteen hours.

6. Sookie awakens to find Bill licking her:
a. Wrist.
b. Neck.
c. Shoulder.
d. Head.

7. Flashback: Sookie’s first dating memory ends in her dousing her date with:
a. Ketchup.
b. Mustard.
c. Mountain Dew.
d. Beer.

8. Flashback: Another date ends due to Sookie’s date fantasizing about:
a. Jake Gyllenhaal in Jarhead.
b. Colin Farrel in Tigerland.
c. Zac Efron in High School Musical.
d. Vin Diesel in The Fast and the Furious.

9. Why does Sookie refuse to listen to the thoughts of her family?
a. It is personal.
b. It is private.
c. It is unethical.
d. It is too much information.

10. Meanwhile, at a party with her cousin Lafayette, Tara is approached by which would-be suitor?
a. Tareq.
b. Terrell.
c. Tyrone.
d. Tyrese.

11. To discourage the aforementioned suitor, Tara tells him that she is married to a:
a. Bounty hunter.
b. Hitman.
c. Mercenary.
d. Drug dealer.

12. Tara claims her fictitious husband once shot a man for buying her:
a. A CD.
b. A rum and coke.
c. A magazine.
d. A pack of cigarettes.

13. In what year was Bill Compton made vampire?
a. 1860.
b. 1865.
c. 1870.
d. 1875.

14. How old was he at the time?
a. 25.
b. 27.
c. 30.
d. 32.

15. After taking Bill’s blood for the first time, Sookie claims to be more aware of the complexities of what food?
a. Sausage.
b. Eggs.
c. Bacon.
d. Cheese.

16. Sookie sarcastically states that all Jews have horns to draw attention to whose racial stereotyping?
a. Arlene’s.
b. Andy’s.
c. Tara’s.
d. Maxine’s.

17. Jason is often seen wearing a t-shirt for what band?
a. Marshall Tucker Band.
b. Lynyrd Skynyrd.
c. Kathleen Turner Overdrive.
d. Alabama Thunderpussy.

18. Bill masks the Rattrays’ deaths by staging a tornado. Where does this occur?
a. Four Tracks Corners.
b. Bunkie.
c. Keatchie.
d. Monroe.

19. Bud Dearborn is skeptical of the Rattrays' cause of death, because tornados:
a. Travel.
b. Skip.
c. Hop.
d. Twist.

20. Who accompanies Bud to the Rattray home?
a. Mike Spencer.
b. Kenya Jones.
c. Kevin Ellis.
d. Andy Bellefleur.

21. What small morsel, found under a chair, offends Sookie’s newly-sensitive sense of smell?
a. A cracker.
b. A cookie.
c. A tortilla chip.
d. A bread crust.

22. Adele makes the faux pas of offering what to Bill Compton upon his first visit?
a. Tea.
b. Coffee.
c. A sandwich.
d. A cookie.

23. Bill’s mother was a member of what family?
a. Bellefleur.
b. Loudermilk.
c. Du Rone.
d. Bodehouse.

24. The Compton line ended with which of Bill’s decendents?
a. Josiah.
b. Jesse.
c. Joshua.
d. Jonas.

25. What amendment does Bill expect to pass, granting equal rights to vampires?
a. EVA.
b. ERA.
c. ERV.
d. VRA.

26. Bill claims to have a clear memory of which Stackhouse ancestor?
a. Josiah.
b. Jesse.
c. Joshua.
d. Jonas.

27. How many slaves did Bill’s family own?
a. One.
b. Two.
c. Three.
d. Four.

28. What was the name of the Compton’s yard slave?
a. Minas.
b. Jonas.
c. Able.
d. Moses.

29. Which of the following is not an effect of Bill’s blood in Sookie’s system?
a. Keener senses.
b. Resistance to pain.
c. More active libido.
d. Ability to be found.

30. What is the common name for vampire hypnosis?
a. Glamouring.
b. Charming.
c. Alluring.
d. Entrancing.

31. Flashback: Young Sookie is able to prove her telepathy by picking what combination from the mind of her interrogator?
a. The color blue and the number three.
b. The color red and the number three.
c. The color blue and the number nine.
d. The color red and the number nine.

32. As what is her telepathy misdiagnosed?
a. ADD.
b. OCD.
c. Autism.
d. Turrets.

33. How old was Sookie when her parents were killed?
a. Five.
b. Six.
c. Seven.
d. Eight.

34. Sookie questions Bill on his skills as a vampire. Which of the following is not among those discussed?
a. Ability to read minds.
b. Ability to levitate.
c. Ability to turn invisible.
d. Ability to turn into a bat.

35. What is Dawn’s apartment number?
a. 5042.
b. 5043.
c. 5044.
d. 5045.

36. Name Jane Bodehouse’s drink of choice.
a. Gimlet.
b. Tom Collins.
c. Stinger.
d. Rum and coke.

37. Who comes to Sookie’s defense when a customer grabs her backside?
a. Hoyt.
b. Sam.
c. Rene.
d. Terry.

38. Which of the following is not a member of the Steve Newlin’s immediate family?
a. Theodore.
b. Lesley.
c. Yvette.
d. Bethany.

39. What is on the license plate of the strange car parked in Bill Compton’s driveway?
a. Undead 1.
b. Fangs 1.
c. Blood 1.
d. Dead 1.

40. Bill’s guests also have a bumper sticker bearing what slogan?
a. Honk if you’re a fangbanger.
b. Honk if you’re a blood donor.
c. I brake for O-.
d. I brake for A-.

1.2 Answers

1. B. 2. B. 3. A. 4. C. 5. C. 6. D. 7. B. 8. A. 9. C. 10. B. 11. C. 12. A. 13. B. 14. C. 15. A. 16. C. 17. D. 18. A. 19. C. 20. A. 21. A. 22. C. 23. B. 24. B. 25. D. 26. D. 27. C. 28. A. 29. B. 30. A. 31. D. 32. A. 33. D. 34. A. 35. C. 36. C. 37. C. 38. B. 39. B. 40. B.



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MINE Season One Episode Three

Written by: Alan Ball
Directed by: John Dahl

1.Two of Bill’s three vampire guests are named Diane and Malcolm. Name the third.
a. Jerry.
b. Liam.
c. Marcus.
d. Jack.

2. What does Diane do as Sookie enters the house?
a. Smells her hair.
b. Strokes her back.
c. Licks her face.
d. Kisses her cheek.

3. What, in Diane’s opinion, is the best tasting blood there is?
a. Virgin.
b. Baby.
c. Christian.
d. Fairy.

4. What does Malcolm call Bill, upon meeting Sookie for the first time?
a. A poser.
b. A fraud.
c. A mainstreamer.
d. A fake.

5. What does Diane have tattooed on her arm?
a. Jerry.
b. Liam.
c. Marcus.
d. Jack.

6. Name the fangbanger accompanying Malcolm.
a. Jerry.
b. Liam.
c. Marcus.
d. Jack.

7. With what strain of Hepatitis is he infected?
a. A.
b. B.
c. C.
d. D.

8. He is trying to infect the vampires because they killed____.
a. Jerry.
b. Liam.
c. Marcus.
d. Jack.

9. When was Diane made vampire?
a. 1920s.
b. 1930s.
c. 1940s.
d. 1950s.

10. Bill refers to nest-sharing vampires as ____ unto themselves.
a. Laws.
b. Institutions.
c. Authorities.
d. Sovereignties.

11. According to Tara, Bill looks like he just stepped out of a movie about____.
a. Gettysburg.
b. A plantation.
c. A ghost town.
d. The Alamo.

12. Tara likewise claims that Sookie has always been _____ around men.
a. Awkward.
b. Jumpy.
c. Peculiar.
d. Crazy.

13. What does Bill offer as a possible explanation for Sookie’s inability to hear his thoughts?
a. Lack of brainwaves.
b. Inhuman thought patterns.
c. Interspatial differences.
d. Lack of neural impulses.

14. To what does Bill attribute his ability to function?
a. The supernatural.
b. Sorcery.
c. Dark forces.
d. Magic.

15. Why doesn’t Tara’s mother think she needs to attend AA?
a. She’s got Tara.
b. She’s got a demon.
c. She’s got Jesus.
d. She’s got a plan.

16. What personal question does Tara ask Sam?
a. Are you happy?
b. Are you lonely?
c. Are you complete?
d. Are you in love?

17. Which of the following is not a strength Tara attributes to Sam?
a. He’s hot.
b. He has a job.
c. He’s not a vampire.
d. He’s not a serial killer.

18. How long has it been since Tara last had sex?
a. Five months, two weeks.
b. Six months, three weeks.
c. Seven months, two weeks.
d. Eight months, three weeks.

19. When Sam offers Tara another drink, she says she will need at least _____ more.
a. Two.
b. Three.
c. Four.
d. Five.

20. Whose music can be heard in the background when Tara and Sam have sex for the first time?
a. Nathan Barr.
b. Allen Toussaint.
c. CC Adcock.
d. Jace Everett.

21. What unique item does Jason wear while having sex with Dawn?
a. Gloves.
b. Boots.
c. A cowboy hat.
d. A gag.

22. Despite Dawn holding a gun on him, Jason takes the time to _____ after sex.
a. Brush his hair.
b. Brush his teeth.
c. Floss.
d. Put on deodorant.

23. Dawn claims Jason is dumber than a box of what?
a. Toenails.
b. Hair.
c. Hammers.
d. Bricks.

24. What is playing on television when Jason returns home from Dawn’s?
a. Son of Dracula.
b. Blood of Dracula.
c. Countess Dracula.
d. House of Dracula.

25. In a dream, Sookie goes to Bill’s house for a late-night seduction. In the process, she interrupts Bill engaged in what activity?
a. Playing Wii.
b. Reading.
c. Playing the piano.
d. Watching tv.

26. What is embroidered on Sookie’s pillowcase?
a. A heart.
b. A flower.
c. A star.
d. A bird.

27. Tara sneaks out after Sam _____ in his sleeps.
a. Barks.
b. Groans.
c. Growls.
d. Howls.

28. When she arrives at home, Tara’s mother first hits her _____, then a bottle.
a. A lamp.
b. A book.
c. A vase.
d. A bowl.

29. What is written on the coffin in the Monroe vampires’ nest?
a. Gott ist ein Vampir.
b. Gott ist der Teufel.
c. Gott ist der Tot.
d. Gott ist Tot.

30. Name the dead woman hanging in the nest.
a. Janella.
b. Janette.
c. Janet.
d. Janelle.

31. At what time of the morning does Adele find Sookie mowing the yard?
a. 8:00am.
b. 8:30am.
c. 9:00am.
d. 9:30am.

32. In spite of the early hour, it is already a sweltering ____.
a. 80 degrees.
b. 85 degrees.
c. 90 degrees.
d. 95 degrees.

33. Which of the following does Lafayette not offer Tara after her run-in with her mother?
a. Alcohol.
b. V.
c. Vicodin.
d. Ganja.

34. Lafayette’s john offers Tara what pseudonym?
a. Dirk.
b. Randy.
c. Duke.
d. Rocky.


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