-50 Ways To Annoy Your Friends-
By Luke Anthony Knowles
50 ways to annoy your friends© is a funny way to drive your friends completely insane. Using these 50 ways, you should remember these things: Get the timing right. Don’t do most of these when they are very angry or mad. (They might go so insane that they will probably throw random objects at you.) 50 ways to annoy your friends© is written ad tested by Luke Anthony Knowles. Selling a copied version of this book without permission could get you in very big legal trouble.
This book is dedicated to my 3 annoying friends: Joel, Damon and Spencer
Luke Anthony Knowles
© 2011- 2015
Whenever your friend says something, yell LIES!
Whenever your friend back is turned against you and they haven’t noticed you, this is their mistake and your opportunity, sneak up on them and scare them.
When your friend turns on a computer, shut it off before they can do anything.
Push all their flat Lego pieces together really tight.
Shout random numbers when your friend is trying to count.
When your friend asks for some paper, tell them: Do you think paper grows on trees or something?!
Keep telling your friend that they have a spider in their hair.
Make up a dumb joke that takes 5 minutes to tell and has no punch line to it.
Keep giving your friend that’s walking in front of you flat tires. When they look behind them whistle innocently.
While in the cafeteria, pretend you dropped something then tie your friend’s shoes together and then ask them to get you something.
Spend the whole day speaking a different language.
Speak only “Dinosaur”.
Repeat everything your friend says.
Stand over somebody’s shoulder and whisper random things while they are reading.
When your friend asks what time it is, tell them a really obvious lie (If it’s 1:34 PM say its 3:28 AM).
Chew on pencils/pens that you borrowed.
Tell your friend to meet them on the 32’nd of September.
When talking to your friend online, write ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
If your friend doesn’t have an accent, tell them that their “accent” isn’t fooling anyone.
While you are at your friend’s house, set their alarm for 2:30 AM.
Inform your friend that they exist only in your imagination.
Tell your friends that they are all ostriches over and over again.
Mirror every move of your friends (If your friend moves their right arm up and down, move your right arm up and down).
Whenever your friend gets hurt, say: do it again! I didn’t get to see!
Ask your friends crush out on a date.
Disagree with all your friends.
Pretend that you are R2-D2.
Talk only backwards to them (olleh).
Eat your friend’s lunch.
Meow whenever your friend says the word them.
Obviously “sneak”, up on your friends, smell their hair and then run away.
Pretend to sell something to your friends and then just take their money.
Speak internet (LOL=Laugh Out Loud).
Tap your friend and then turn the opposite way.
Laugh at everything they say.
Speak in only a robot voice.
Reply to everything they say with: That’s what you think.
Glue jingle bells to your clothes.
When taking a test at school, when your friend gets out of their seat, switch papers, and answer every question wrong.
When your friend sits down scream YOU KILLED MY IMAGINARY FRIEND.
Repeat annoying songs over and over
Invite random people to your friends parties.
Throw your vicious cat at your friends.
Throw your vicious dog at your friends.
Smack your lips while eating near them.
Eat with your mouth open.
Keep poking them until they say WHAT!? Then say why are you being a mean yelling person?
Put glue on your hand and offer your friend a handshake.
Start telling them about last night’s episode about the wiggles.
Keep doing loud and long yawns.
Made by Lucas Kirn / Luke Knowles.