101 Party Jokes in Simplify Chinese
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Copyright 2011 Royal Star Production Co.,
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101 聚会笑话,随身电子产品带着笑话集, 随时随地娱人娱己, 散发幽默气氛.
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有个裸体的女郎跑进一辆出租车上,司机全身上下大量着她,这女郎骂了一声"看啥,没见过光着身子的女人吗?"，这司机说"我是看看你的钱是从那儿掏出来"。
女佣A：「我真可怜，每天都要一直说"是，太太；是，太太"。」
女佣B：「我更歹命，每天都要不停地说"不，先生；不，先生"。」
记得我年轻的时候，有一次在小区内玩吊绳，旁边有几个小孩看到了。
其中有一个小女孩走过来，对我说："叔叔，你的绳子能不能借我玩玩？"
叔叔？！本人听后顿时脸色一沉！
小女孩很聪明，立刻改口说："哥哥，绳子能借我玩玩吗？"
我靠！崩溃了！老娘就长的那么像男人吗？！
产房里一小孩出生后哈哈大笑，接生护士都非常奇怪，围拢观察发现小孩拳头紧握，掰开后发现是一粒堕胎药，只听小孩说：他*的！想干掉我？没那么容易！！
新娘次日一大早痛苦的从洞房走出，一手扶墙，一手捂着下身大骂：真是个骗子！婚前说有三十年积蓄，我还以为是钱呢！
一人自幼家贫光腚，其母用米袋做内裤，洞房夜脱去长裤，其妻当场昏倒，内裤前面赫然标明：净重30公斤。
我看到一条短信好好笑
说来听听嘛
可是有点黄色
黄色的地方就跳过嘛
跳过跳过跳过跳过跳过，讲完了～～～
农家有客来，主人想杀公鸡，可公鸡飞上屋顶不下来，主人骂道：再不下来，我把母鸡全杀了，让你生不如死！公鸡狂笑道：靠，老子终于可以找野鸡了！