When It's Last Call
By Jerry Eudy
Smashwords Edition
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Copyright 2010 by Jerry Eudy
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Summary: I wanted to give my readers a chance to get to know my warped sense of humor. These bucolic remarks should suffice
When It's Last Call
What I am is no facade
American by birth
I'm from Dixie by God
I lived a fun life
I won't lie
I'm just asking that you
Fill me full of whiskey when I die
When it's last call
I won't have much to say
Just fill me full of whiskey and
Send me on my way
Shooters all around
So my friends don't cry
Roll me out when you
Fill me full of whiskey when I die
Try to get a pint from grandpa's still
Just do your best like I know you will
Don't use the cheap stuff, but
Any dew will do
Heaven or hell, I don't know
But I'll be smiling just for you
Won't you treat me like you love me
Give it a try and
Fill me full of whiskey when I die
Wave with all you fingers
When my car drives by
But whatever you do, darling
Fill me full of whiskey when I die
Please promise that you will
Just fill me full of whiskey
Don't let me down, fill me full of whiskey
Shooters all around, you got to
Fill me full of whiskey when I die
I want to thank Jim, George
And especially Jack
For being my friends
And watching my back
Fill me full of whiskey when I die.
This is a shameless promotion for my ebook: "What Didn't Kill Me Hurt Like Hell"
Hurt Like Hell
I got a lot of life to live
A lot of tales to tell
But, what didn't kill me
Hurt like hell
Driving down the road
Riding in the rain
Hit a big truck
Felt a lot of pain
Didn't get to see my kids
Left my wife
Everything happened
That could mess up my life
I got a lot of life to live
A lot of tales to tell
But, what didn't kill me
Hurt like hell
It wasn't much later
And what do you know when
I was on the same road and
It happened again
I yelled and I screamed
I begged and I pleaded
I couldn't get the help
That a poor boy needed
I got a lot of life to live
A lot of tales to tell
But, what didn't kill me
Hurt like hell
It wasn't meant to be
Or so it seems
That was a hell of a way
To crush a boy's dreams
To those that helped me
I don't know what to say
You put me back together
And helped me find my way
I got a lot of life to live
A lot of tales to tell
But, what didn't kill me
Hurt like hell.
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My ebook, "What Didn't Kill Me Hurt Like Hell" by Jerry Eudy, is published as a multi-format ebook at Smashwords.com. The ebook is about me being critically injured in two separate accidents and describes some of the challenges that I faced. I hope that you will check it out at Smashwords, where you can sample the first 25% for free.
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https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/15642
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Sincerely,
Jerry Eudy