Excerpt for Haunted Halloween Poetry by Poem Catcher, available in its entirety at Smashwords

“HALLOWEEN POEMS”

Inspiration on the fly
Published by PoemCatcher Creations at Smashwords
Salisbury Centre
2 Salisbury Road
Edinburgh, EH16 5AB

Copyright
All the poems in this book were donated with love and permission to be published. It would be thievery to steal the copyright from the authors. It remains their own. This is their beautiful creativity and I am just a creative collator. Use of this material is welcomed – providing it inspires, engages and enthrals audiences

Each and every poem in this book is brilliant. If you disagree, send £10 with your complaint to a child in Haiti.

Cover Design by Trevor at Fresh Digital
ISBN978-0-9566018-8-9

This book was made over the Halloween Weekend
and Samhuin festivals on the streets
of Edinburgh, 2010. It is very scary.

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About PoemCatcher Creations

The Pavement PoemCatcher wanders the streets of festivals and events begging for fresh poems to be written “on the fly”. Nearly every poem that is donated gets published, creating books with poetic snapshots that capture the public experience and delight the reader.

He has done this since sitting down on a pavement in march 2010 to beg for poems for the people of Haiti.

By spontaneously asking “ DONATE A POEMS” he inspires brilliance, encourages ‘raw’ creativity, and fundraises for charity



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Table of Contents

Chapter 1 - The Party

Chapter 2 - Paparazzi

Chapter 3 - Street Poems

Chapter 3 - Shore Poets

Chapter 5 - Royal Mile Samhuin Parade

Chapter 6 – From the PoemCatcher


The Party



Hatters Halloween

Dressed up as my namesake
with friends and fine wine
Having a rare old time
with Darth and The Doctor
But remembering last year
with my once and future
My head may be here
But my heart is in Leeds


By Hatter

Cauldrons

When witches lie
the world will change
Spells Abound
For those they’ve slain

When witches lie
the world will change
Birth the new
in bed they’ve twain

When witches lie
the world will change
Thrice the pot
Stirs cauldron rain.



By PoemCatcher

Jenny’s Halloween

This year at Halloween we were all very bad,
but it may be the most fun that we have ever had
Medusa and a Sith lord, and a kilted Devil.
Then some bloke we didn’t invite, I think his name was Neville.
A Doctor Who, A cyber girl and a pretty princess.
I don’t think I’ll remember though
Maybe I should drink less.



By Jenny Whyte



Halloween



HALLOWEENIS FUN

HALLOWEEN IS SILLY

HALLOWEN IS FULL OF BLACK KITTENS



By Flo

Hallow’s Eve

All Hallow’s Eve
to celebrate the dead,
to celebrate the lives they lived,
to enjoy life
to embrace death
not to fear it.
and to remember
to celebrate
those you have loved
and lost.



By Rachel Boddy

My Sh*t Halloween Poem!

Eight people sat around a decorated room

All scratching their head, in costume

Trying their best to write a poem that’s witty

But all I offer is my Halloween poem, simple and Sh*tty!



By Mamil Inc

Halloween House

Orange purple black + sweet
squashing scary skeletons
Spider kittens and Batty cats,
meow
munchkin pumpkins



By Lisa Edgar

Surprise”

Pumpkins, pizza, people, go
oooh – check it out – and
who are yooo? – bats and
blood – all kinds of scary
- give the vampire – a
bloody Mary!



By Cutty Sark

Binary Halloween Haiku



By Gavin Saxby

Paparazzi

Flashers

Ghoulish scots photocampers

Scare the souls from Burke and
Hare’s famous graveyard

When flashing the Royal Mile



By Jon

Forgot

Forgot the sweets for Halloween
So in my house I must stay unseen
When the children call
So I don’t look mean.



By Anon

I’ve seen the PoemCatcher

It’s nearly Halloween
& this is the first Poemcatcher I’ve ever seen
I took his picture,
On Flickr it will be a fixture
I hope it will be seen & Seen



By Brian Donovan

Fancy Dress

All Souls Night
The day that anyone can
Dress however they want.

Some try to scare
Others make an effort
to show that they care

Its a special day to me
For many reasons and memories
That others never will see.



By Maree Lucas

Make Believe on All Hallows Eve





By Phh Sykes

October Theifs

There’s tapping at the window
There’s footsteps on the floor
Howling in the darkness
Creaking in the door

Witches, bats and broomsticks
Fill the night time sky
Children scared to look up
On their night to sly

Illuminated pumpkins
with sharpened pumpkin teeth
shine from neighbours windows
to scare off little theifs

A song, a dance, a joke or two
to earn themselves a pound
As guisers fleece the neighbourhood
When halloween’s around



By Keith Walker

Zombie Walk

Those who are going on a Zombie Walk
stumble and ‘grrr’ but do not talk
Maybe their grunts a poem will make
But until then many brains to take.



By E Robson



Images on Halloween





By Nicky L. Stones

Halloween

All Hallows Eve
When spirits walk the earth once more
Darkness engulfs the land
and fear overwhelms the masses
Until the break of dawn
When all is calm once more



By Sarah Adams

Halloween!!!

Halloween
A festival for witches
for monsters and gouls
and zombies held together by stitches

For sounds and screams
that will fill you with fright
SO hide in the shadows
and hope you make it through the night!



By Richie Gunn

Jack O’ Lantern



Lights,

Peering out

I wonder

What he sees?



By Pam



A Night of Spooks

A night of spooks & scary bats
witches cauldrons & flying mats
Pumpkin Lanterns & Black Cats
Magic Wands & Pointy Hats
Children’s faces shine with Glee
as they TRICK & TREAT with me.



By Lou Wood

Trick or Treat



Kids in hockey masks

Roam the streets

Striking fear into all the

People they meet,

With the immortal words

“trick or treat”



By Simon Sheehan

On the night of the witches

The night of the witches once more
The kids come knocking on the door
To scare, moan, groan like a ghost or ghoul
The more scary then the more cool
The requirements of the nights’ only a mask
but never loose sight that its never a task

Have a Happy Halloween.



By Scott Armour

Halloween fun from a nearly-two perspective

You can dress up in costumes
of wizards and witches

You can ‘scare’ them with
dangly spiders and baddies

But they’re oblivious to all of
the ‘fun’ and good wishes

And concentrate hard on
their food and their teddies!



By May Cruikshank

Neither Trick nor Treat

All Hallow’s Eve
We’ve lost the real meaning
Now its all commercial,
Quite demeaning,
and not that special.



By Deb Ball

Life Melody

Halloween is always funny,
but it’s also about life melody!
Enjoy your days with love and sympathy,
Even a penny can bring the world beauty



By Shawn Q

Everybody likes Halloween

Thrill is for the horror movies

Halloween is lots of funny things
People like Halloween,
because we like fun things
We enjoy the parties,
While children love the candies,
Witches on the street,
mouths filled with sweet.
We like Halloween,
Because everybody win



By Wang Xuan

Roses



Roses are red
Halloween’s scary
getting dressed up
To look like a fairy



By PoemCatcher (with help)

Halloween

Halloween frightening scenes
Scary faces make you scream
Haunted Houses, witches ghouls
Or are they only silly fools
Getting dressed up every year
just to in still lots of fear



By RoseMarie Armour

Jack o’Lantern

All Hallows Eve
is not a nice time of year
if you happen to be
a pumpkin

How would you like it
if they sliced off the top of your head,
scooped out your brains
and carved up your face
so your own mother wouldn’t
recognise you?

Then you’re left to roast
slowly, from the inside out,
in the heat of one small candle.

Never mind, we’ll have the last laugh.
Come Saints Day,
you’ll be dining on pumpkin pie,
baked pumpkin, pumpkin soup,
pumpkin kebabs.



By Fiona Carmichael

The Halloween Thief

HALLOWEEN DRAWS OUT ALL SORTS OF FOLK
GHOULS, SPIDERS, GHOSTS AND FIENDISH GNOMES
- EVEN MEN WHO STEAL YOUR POEMS!



BY Jurgen Van Wessel

Trick or Treat

My sweet child
with golden curls,
and eyes of blue
why don’t I
dress you
as a witch
with a pointy hat

Would you like that?
I’ll send you out into the dark
through the park
to knock on doors
to demand sweets and treats
won’t that be fun.
my little one.



By Pam Thorburn

A Waiting Pint

TIME PASSES

A Room with no windows
A Pint waits

FAR AWAY.



By Paul Aitken

Magic of Spirits

The wind howls,
making a waterfall of shimmering
red, yellow & orange leaves,
falling of the sleeping trees.

The evil pumpkins grin showing off their sparkly teeth.
It is that time of year again,
when the magic of spirits are upon us.



By Aroosha Laghaee



Photocamp



By Neil Robinson

Binbag witch

Drink a toast to a bedsheet ghost,
Give some sweets to a Franken – teen
A mummy with rags or witch wearing binbags,
because tonight is Halloween



By John McCarthey

The Broom

INSPIRATION RUNNING DAY
I TOOK A PHOTO OF THIS GUY
HE TOOK HIS FUNNY LOOKING BROOM
AND CARRIED IT AROUND THIS ROOM
IN SEARCH OF DITTIES
MAYBE WITTIES
HIS BROOM IT TURNED INTO A NET
TO CAPTURE WHAT IN PRINT TO SET.



By Donald Tainsh

Penned in the Dark

Hushed
Click; click; click
The photographers write
Scared
Click Click
FLASH
The Hallowed Eve
Draws near



By PoemCatcher

Sounds of Halloween

Yum~ Yum~
Pumpkin.

Whoo~ Whoo~
Wolfman.

Shhhh~Shhhh~
Spirit.

“Trick or Treat”
Oh! No! The children are coming.



By Evelyn

Devils Army

Halloween Halloween Halloween!!!
Oh Great what a day,
Feels Like Devils army Landed on earth!!
But I feel like a new recruit in it.

A little girl passing by scared me
think my make up didn’t worked
well!!!

Halloween Halloween, what a Grand
Day!!




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