SNAP
10 minute Stage Play for 2 actors.
Man: 25-30 years old: Scruffy, Confident and Soft drug user.
Dressed: A Towel
Woman 40-50: Stylish, Business type. Edgey. Manic Personality.
Dressed: Plain business clothes.
Set: An Apartment lounge room at midday.
Props: (1) Table (1)Chair (1) Latex made severed female head .Latex penis.
(1) Blood stained satin dress over decapitated foam body (1) imitation window opening. A drug bong , and a large meat cleaver. Box Condoms
Synopsis
A woman returns home from getting the sack at work to find her live in lover asleep and a street hooker going thru her bathroom cosmetics, she has decapitated the hooker in a fit of rage.
Opening Scene
Setting up; SFX: Marian Faithful “Why did you do it” 1min.
LFX: Lights up
The woman stands motionless. In her left hand she holds the blood covered severed head of the hooker at shoulder height. The right hand a bloody meat cleaver.
The man stumbles as if coming out of a drugged stupor into the room to be confronted by the horrific scene.
WOMAN
(Holding up the head)
Looking for this?
MAN
(Still semiconscious)
What the fuck has happened?
WOMAN
I don’t remember her, is she the Avon lady? Or maybe the local window cleaning woman I mean we are Thirty fucking floors up!
MAN
What the fucks happened?
WOMAN
I know, she is your newest little friend, your buddy, Pal, Mate and I have broken her. Oh dear! Maybe if I go into the kitchen and get some needle and thread you can sew her back together, is that what you want to do? Sew her all nice and neatly up, is it? Is it? You!
MAN
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? FUCKKKKKKKKKKK!
WOMAN
Seems like her and I, Um! What should I call her? I mean we are getting to know each other, we should be formally introduced honey would you like to introduce us?
MAN
What the fuck are you talking about what did you do?
WOMAN
Her name darling, her first name, we must be introduced.
Now Sweety, tell me your little friends, fucking name!
MAN
Oh! you sick twisted bitch, what are you on? What name?
WOMAN
Ok! You don’t know her name, I am sure you would have made her name top priority when you engaged in the transaction on the street, I mean that’s where you found her isn’t it? On the street outside, when you went to buy some drugs today? On the very street we live on where everyone I know see’s you, every day buying deals and conning tricks out of hookers, while I go to work.
MAN
I don’t know what your (beat).
WOMAN
Cinnamon that’s it we will call her Cinnamon
(Holding the head and smiling sneeringly hello)
Hi! Cinnamon, honey, you don’t look so good is that why when I came in today early, I found you trying on all my makeups and filling your bag with my expensive underwear and perfumes, honey? Did that make you feel better? And then I have, well I have ruined it. Look at the makeup. Really I do think she was a bit heavy with the lips
(Showing the man the face)
She does have pretty eyes
(Stroking the eyeballs with her fingers)
And she has, Oops, had a spectacular figure.
(Kicking the blood covered foam filled dress)
But these lips they don’t seem right! Tell me had she had any work done? You know, Tits, Arse, Pussy any plastics baby? Please tell me I really want to know.
MAN
What? What are you saying? Look, come here sit down. Put the head on the floor, come chat to me I will put the kettle on and let’s just relax.
(To Self)
Jezz, I hope this is a fucking dream, that dealer said whatever happens don’t get upset or any problems will freak you out… this is freaking me out. No it’s a dream. I will go along with it till I come out of it, I will come out of it won’t I?
WOMAN
No you won’t! Not this dream honey, now about that cuppa, later baby. Tell me does she have any new additions, I mean she must have had something to make you go out into the cold light of day, to spend my hard earned money on a dirty street slut! Oops! Sorry, Cinnamon it’s just I am a little annoyed today, shit wonder if my periods are due? What do you do when you have your rags on Cinnamon? Jezz, I hope you don’t bleed like you do here what a fucking mess….Haaa, get it fucking mess…Haaa. Now tell me DOES SHE HAVE ANY NEW BITS? YOU! ARE STARTING TO ANNOY ME?
MAN
I don’t know, her tits I suppose, they were nice. I mean I did not really notice, I was stoned honey and it was cold and she wanted to get warm, I invited her up for a cuppa and to see the view, that’s it! to see the view that’s all, then she was weak and dizzy from not eating she said, and I think the height must have made her woozy, well you know me how I worry about sick people I made her lie down, she went to sleep and when I woke up she was ,um well you had, um, well I ,I don’t fucking know after I fell asleep what happened, but I swear on our love, I never had sex with that woman, not even a kiss. Honey, that is the truth.
WOMAN
(Striking the cleaver ferociously into the tits of the foamed dummy)
Nup, they seem real to me darl, see if they were fake this blade would have bounced back and hit me right between the eyes. So lucky you eh! Got to play with some real nice,YOUNG! Tittys, are tits better when your drug fucked darling? Do they seem to move around like a hypnotist wheel .That’s it you were hypnotised by her tits.
(Slamming the cleaver into the torso)
These tits? These fucking great tits?
What else did she have that was so hot? I am really interested, how much did she cost me? For her to enjoy the view, how much does a view inspection woman charge? Seeing there was no sex as you say you still have that $100 dollars I left for you to pay the cable guy, go fetch it will you.
MAN
What?
WOMAN
The $100 dollars go get it. I mean if you did not pay sweet Cinnamon here, you still have it,
Better yet I will have a little peek in her purse shall I?
(Looking in purse pulling out money and cards putting head on table for a moment)
Oh! Look here A hundred dollar bill and some condoms, yes every nice girl carries let’s see, One, Two, Three,(Beat) Twenty eight condoms ,and some lube, did she need the lube with you my big husky street hooking fucker, uh!did she? My Big Boy.
(Walking over towards him cleaver in hand she starts to fondle his crotch under the towel getting him aroused yet repulsed as she drills him)
Did she moan and scream? I mean you’re such a catch, and what with the drugs I’m sure you just kept going and going.
MAN
I told you there was no sex
WOMAN
(Walking back to the head on the table and the purse)
Let’s see what other little treasures await me in here. A medical card from the sex workers clinic… her next STD test is? Oh goody today! So honey was she coming back or going to her HIV test? A simple question,
WAS SHE COMING OR FUCKING GOING!? Because if you did not have sex with here then I don’t have to worry, a woman with twenty eight condoms and some HIV card, No wait twenty nine condom, except this one’s been opened!
MAN
I have nothing to do with that shit!
WOMAN
Of course not sweety, you invited her up to show her the view and well as you said too she was attractive, but those lips seem a bit odd don’t you think? I mean she has covered them in bright red lipstick, waiting to be kissed, or No! She was reapplying lipstick, after she had sucked your cock!
MAN
Your crazy!
WOMAN
She had just finished sucking your cock you passed out, Fuck! You always pass out after a blow job, if anyone knows that is me, oh! And Cinnamon.
She got up to make herself beautiful for the next round, when Oops! I have walked in. I mean what right do I have to be home during the daylight, I have to be sacked from my job to arrange a half day home. So after a nice sacking I come home to see I been fucked over twice today and no orgasm for poor little me, and yet it still cost me one hundred bucks for the pleasure.
Cont,
Cont,
Kiss her for me
(She holds the head up to his mouth)
She was making her lips ready to be kissed and now you will kiss her, show me baby show me a hundred dollar kiss, wait! Before you do.
(She reaches into the mouth and throat of the head and pulls out a used condom with white fluid in the base)
Number twenty nine accounted for. Now kiss her!
(She forces the mouth of the head over the man’s lips and face leaving a smearing of red lipstick all over his mouth and cheeks)
MAN
You crazy, sick, fucking slut, I could get a disease!
WOMAN
A disease? That’s cute! Coming from you. You bring this Syphletic, Pox riddled bitch! into my home fuck her arse off, whilst she is wearing my laced panties, then tell me she has only come here for the view! the fucking view! And what about my fucking view? Eh! My view after you fucked me? How long will I have after that to enjoy the view?(beat) How long have I got, Eh? How long have you and little Cinnamon here, been enjoying the fucking view, A week? A Month? A Year? My friends told me you went on the streets prowling.
I laughed at them, ignored them. How Long?
(She walks toward him the cleaver poised to strike)
MAN
(Cowering)
Twelve months maybe more.
WOMAN
(Reaches under his towel and starts to fondle his cock till it becomes partly stiff)
She is a lucky girl then, all this for a year and all I had to do was pay for it, I have paid for Aids. Now that does sound a bit fucked in the head doesn’t it .
When were you going to tell me dear? What magic words were you going to use to tell me? Is this your way of saying it’s over? Fuck me full of AIDS and then say to me well thanks for the view. Tell me honey.
Are we all out of love now? Or is this just a bad patch were going thru?
MAN
(Aroused and still drug affected)
Come to bed baby and I will show you how much I love you. I will show you some things Cinnamon taught me while you were at work.
WOMAN
(Sexily)
I think there is only one thing I can imagine you two doing together.
MAN
Yes baby what’s that?
WOMAN
Well honey, I see you two, enjoying the view!
(She strikes the cleaver down onto his groin severing his penis, splattering blood onto the towel then taking the penis in one hand slams, it like a dagger deeply into the mouth of the severed head and in same motion throws them out the window)
THE END
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