Men’s Guide to Trouble Pussy
By Jonathan AGO
Copyright 2012
Published by Jonathan Ago
Table of Contents
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Disclaimer |
3 |
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What Makes Pussy Trouble? |
4 |
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The Power of Pussy |
5-6 |
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Categories of Trouble Pussy |
7-9 |
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Sub-Species of a Trouble Pussy |
10-13 |
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Trouble Pussy Science |
14-15 |
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Recovery Process |
16 |
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Rules Of Engagement |
17-20 |
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Finale |
21-22 |
DISCLAIMER
This book was written for education and entertainment purposes. Good portions of the book are based on personal experiences and experiences witnessed by friends, family, and what has seen on television. It is intended that this book is to help those who going through these problems, but also those who have survived their “trouble pussy” ordeal and want a couple of laughs. This book is in no way to be taken literal at any context.
What Makes Pussy Trouble?
Trouble Pussy is a title given to problematic women. Men who are victims of trouble pussy are typically end up in bitter, broke, depressed, and sometimes physically and/or mentally wrecked. There are many causes that make women “trouble” and this guide will discuss possibilities and combination factors. This guide is to assist you in knowing how to spot a woman who classifies as “trouble”, teach you how to handle them, and eventually getting out without ending up paying a huge price.
From the beginning of time, trouble pussy has been described in literature, music, film and television, and in the media. The story typically start with the guy falling in love with this woman, getting manipulated to do the woman’s will, and always end up with guy paying a huge penalty. These “troubled” women have been responsible to bring down simple men to powerful men, even entire Empires. Its reach is unlimited and its casualties are many.
The cause that make women trouble, can vary depending on the situation. If she was a victim of child abuse, parental neglect, or moral values taught as a child. Other scenarios could be out of desperation due to financial hardships. Sometimes, it could just be the nature of the beast. There are too many variables to determine why and how to prevent the spread of this particular population.
There is no foolproof way to avoid a “trouble” woman. The only certain way is to avoid the opposite sex together and become a monk and live in solitude, but that is no fun. Unbelievably, an experience with a “trouble” can be a learning experience and open your eyes as to what you really want in a relationship. If you are a survivor, then you will definitely not fall for the same traps again and know the signs of a trouble pussy.
The Power of Pussy
Since the beginning of time, there has been man and woman. All women came with pussy. Its official name is “Vagina” and its purpose range from sexual activity, child birthing, and uterine secretions (that time of the month). Its power is almost limitless. It has shaped world politics, literature, music, and mental illness.
Pussy has the power to do the following on men:
Satisfy
Relieve Stress
Happy Memories
Sad Memories
Insanity
Anger
Bring down Empires
Bring down Powerful Men
Create Life
Cause Death.
All men who have encountered pussy have encountered trouble pussy at one point in time. Some may have limited exposure and their experience was not as bad. The men who have suffered greatly understand that as much as we resist, we succumb to its power eventually.
In the earliest text from the Ancient Greeks and Romans, Trouble Pussy has been described on many occasions. From stories about Medusa who turn men into stone, Sirens who brought sailors to their doom and Helen of Troy whose beauty brought down an entire empire.
In Judaic, Christianity, and Muslim biblical text; the story of Adam and Eve is obvious. God created Eve out of the rib of Adam. What does the Eve do? Eat the forbidden fruit, then lures Adam to eat it with her. Adam knew not to eat it; but ate it nevertheless; why because of trouble pussy? God punished Eve by giving her monthly menstrual cycles and pain during childbirth. However, Adam could have refused to eat the forbidden fruit and asked God for a do-over on a new wife, but he did not; because of Trouble Pussy. Trouble Pussy expelled us from Paradise. Therefore, whenever any guy think of Eve, they should think “That Bitch!” Adam can be looked at as the first victim of Trouble Pussy.
Women have also been responsible for great prosperity, triumphs, and advances for civilizations; whether it was on the frontlines such as Queen Elizabeth and Cleopatra or behind the scenes such as Fausta Maxima wife of Constantine and Eleanor Roosevelt, wife of President Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Categories of a Trouble Pussy
Here are several ways to know that you have a Trouble Pussy in your circles.
1. Not make you think twice about your actions
2. Can't get enough of the sex.
3. Know that she has psychological issues, but do not care
4. Doesn't matter how bad she treats you, you still want her.