The
Nonsensical Ramblings of a Beard
A
small collection of nonsense poetry and haiku
By Ashley Paddon
Copyright 2011 Ashley Paddon
Smashwords Edition
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Table of contents
Poetry
Animal
wardrobe nonsense
Beware
the thruggle of doom
Cheese
missions
Chief
Lieutenant Mango Trousers
Ferrets
of infinite dumbness
Games
for mice
Goodnight
and sweet dreams
Hickory
terpsichore trickery
Julius
Freezer
Knee
hamsters
Merlin’s
dream
Native
American homelessness
Pastry
based grumblings
Some
very nonesensey nonsense
Strange
footwear
Tales
from an altered alphabet