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Fire & Ice


poetry by

Michael David Anderson


Smashwords Edition 2010


Copyright © 2007 Michael David Anderson


ISBN 978-1-4357-5106-4 (Print Version)


All rights reserved, including the right of reproduction in whole or part in any form.


Introduction


What follows is a collection of poetry I’ve written over the past decade. I’ve been published before in several anthologies, starting with my first published work “Dog” when I was in the eighth grade. I’ve gone through many creative surges throughout the years, and I think I’ve selected some of the best work that I can show you here. Of course, there’s some poetry that will remain in my personal little “vault” and that’s because I’ve deemed some of the poetry either too personal or too inappropriate to display here.

For those of you out there who know me, you’ll probably be wondering why I of all people would deem something in my own work inappropriate. I tend to be a blunt person to begin with, so the very idea that I could be holding back will probably make you all wonder, What on earth is Mike hiding? What types of poetry is he keeping out of this book?

I’ll tell you that now. Some poems are meant for one person and one person alone, and some just don’t live up to my idea of what they should be.

The poems that follow are the ones I think are the best representation of my work… and if they’re not, they’re in there just to make the other ones look better. I hope you enjoy this collection as much as I enjoyed writing these poems over the past decade. As to why this collection is titled Fire & Ice, I can offer one simple explanation: the poems I’ve assembled here cover a variety of topics, but a lot of them cover the basics as well – love, breakups, and so on – while others show you just how random I can be at times. Fire & Ice represents the diversity of tone and subjects you’ll find here. There’s a good chance not all of the work assembled here will suit your taste, but I’m hoping there’s something here for everyone.


-Mike

HELL


The

fireflies

gather in

the air at night,

producing storm clouds

of a fiery light

that leads wayward souls

back to the depths

of a cold

abyss –

Hell.

MUSIC WHICH TO KILL YOURSELF BY


I'm losing my composure and all my self-control

I'm committing suicide by blowing the brains of the universe all over your wall

I'm losing faith in this prison, this so-called free world

I'm dancing in the blazing inferno of hell, feeling like I'm ten feet tall

I'm buying into this fascist commercialism dominating our economy

I'm weeping with all the slave laborers who can't afford to die

I'm killing our species by telling you to perform a do-it-yourself vasectomy

This is music which to kill yourself by

POSSIBILITIES IN THE LAND

OF THE INVISIBLE SUN


Monkeys monkey around merrily on the monster magic mirror

Red are its eyes and flames shoot from its mouth

Its tongue lashes out – BOOM Gotchya!

In goes a monkey

-It’s normal here

This is the Land of the Invisible Sun

-And anything is possible


Tigers try to stay on top of the topless trees in terror

But they go crashing downward in a rage of fear – south they go, oh yes, south

The ground strikes them in the face and kicks them into the magic mirror’s jaws, yeah

In goes a tiger

-It’s normal here

This is the Land of the Invisible Sun

-And everything is possible


Millionaires lose money to mere men of mass mystery who never look in the mirror

There goes the green, yes, out go the lights, there goes the money into the feisty lion’s enormous mouth

So much for the money, duh! It’s gone, shoot, yeah

There go the tears

-It’s (ab)normal (t)here

This is (the Land of the Invisible Sun) Earth

-And anything’s (im)possible!


Am I confusing you yet, reader of normality?

A CRAVING, MADDENING THIRST


This thirst is driving me up the wall,

making me question everything I see

and everything I am.


Am I just a pawn? Am I just waiting for the dawn

to continue my life in some strange cycle

of insanity and chaos?


Life comes full circle like this.

In hate there is passion.

In love there is infatuation.

In all of this, you can find bliss

in absolute, unforgiving ignorance.


These are the random thoughts of a writer

dying of thirst sitting at a computer screen

wondering if the pounding in his head

will ever go away? Will it please go away?


Do you know what it's like

to eat something bad and wake up

in the middle of the night, cold and confused,

watching as the light in your room

flickers off and on,

off and on,

like a pyrefly on crack,

and slip into the bathroom to relieve yourself

only to find there is no relief, only sorrow?


You realize that you're stuck there for an eternity,

devoiding your innards at first

and then standing up and devoiding your innards

out of your mouth and unable to control

the spasms of your bowels as you retch,

splattering your waste at your feet,

leading you to retch even more.

GHOSTS


The ceiling fan revolves,

casting lazy silhouettes

across the jigsaw pattern

of shades of blue on

the walls of this haunted

room in this haunted

house.

The ghosts wait

in the hallway, waiting

for me to leave the

safety of the light and

venture forward into the

blanket of darkness.

Why

are they so vengeful? Why

do they haunt me so?


The clouds on the ceiling

reflect the sky in the

daylight hour, but here –

here in the witching hour –

nothing is certain, and

all is darkness,

all is uncertain.


Our lives are shrouded

in a mere ghost of a chance.

Do we sit on the sidelines,

or do we dance?


These ghosts will not hold me back.

These ghosts cannot hold me back.

BLOW


Off the bus, they can cuss

until they get back home.

A sick perv rides by

because he knows they're all alone.

He checks the box

beside his seat.

He knows they'll think

these will be very neat.

Pulls through the red light traffic

and slides up to the curb.

It's time to have fun

in this suburb.

He grabs the box,

gets on out,

watches as these little kids

scream and shout.

He calls to them,

calls them over

just like he did

when he was in Dover.

The kids look at him

like he's a stranger

and wonder if

he's any danger.

He smiles again

and holds up their prizes

and lets them know

here's their surprises.

He hands each one

what looks to be a tiny balloon

and let's them know

they should blow them up soon.

One girl gets a red one

and thinks the blowhole

is much too large.

She's afraid she'll blow out her soul.

The balloon's not white,

it's red.

The man tells her

she got strawberry instead!

She puts it up

to her mouth

and sloshes something wet

all about.

It looks like mayo

past its expiration date.

She's already tasted it,

it's much too late.

It tastes a little off,

a little sweet,

a little salty,

and in a way pretty neat.

She looks around

at the other kids

and realizes that

they've all got the jizz.

She asks the man

what it is

and he tells her that

it's a special product from his secret biz.

He reaches into his car

and brings out a string

so she can tie up

her blow-up thing.

With the white mayo

all over her chin

she runs back home

and runs on in.

Her mommy sees her

and drops her glass,

demands to know where she's been

and beats her ass.

She's only nine,

much too young

to be doing such things

and drinking cum.

Her behind hurting,

the little girl cries

but mommy says

she doesn't believe her lies.

Mommy pops the balloon

and gets sprayed with juice.

It even gets on

her big fat caboose.

The man moves on

to the next town,

sowing his seeds of mayhem

all around.

The little kids

will never say no.

All they ever want to do

is give the balloons a really good blow.

MY ATTEMPT AT A SESTINA


I once wrote a poem to look like an ass,

like one crazy, high-toting son of a bitch

with the drive of a dog and eyes of a cat -

but who could ever give a damn?

I'm writing this sestina to sound eccentric,

but who really cares? Who gives a fuck?


Not my friend Incognito, who only lives to fuck

like a bloodhound on the trail of a bitch

in heat. He can really be a bit of an ass,

obsessed with women and cars. I mean, damn!

Incognito can be one cool cat

but all the same he's still a bit eccentric.


But how, you ask, is that eccentric?

A lot of guys who are considered a cool cat

are in love with their cars and a piece of ass

because all they ever really want to do is fuck,

but in the end all they'll hear is the women bitch,

but will they care? They won't give a damn.


So he won't say "G-D," he says "G'damn!"

instead so he doesn't have to hear her bitch

about taking the Lord's name in vain. He's such an ass.

But more than that, he's a foolish fuck

with a style not at all overly eccentric.

And to think, he thinks he's such a cool cat.


But he better watch out, for his whore owns a cat

and if he steps on it, she'll kick his sorry ass

and tell him that he really was a lousy fuck.

It may be a lie, but that hurts his eccentric

heart, and he says to himself, "G'damn!

This girl is such a bitch!"


So now that we know about Incognito and his bitch,

I have to admit this sestina was a bit eccentric.

But I think I did very well, I didn't fuck

up too badly. It feels like landing on all four damn

legs with the grace of a cat,

but in the end, I still feel like an ass


MISTAKEN IDENTITY


These foolish games have lasted far too long

Maybe I had it figured all wrong

How could I stop where this was going

Without ever knowing


That y'all thought I was a bastard

Itchin' to get rid of me just a little bit faster

And y'all thought that I was crazy

Thank ya very much, it doesn't phase me

Y'all must've thought I was a son of a bitch

Lookin' for any old way just to get rich

Your view of me was so damn hazy

But fuck y'all, it doesn't phase me


You have absolutely no clue who I am

Try to show ya but you don't give a damn

Can't stand the way you look at me

The real me is the me that you can't see


You've got the notion I'm some common criminal

So you treat me like I'm an animal

Don't judge a book by its cover

Only then will you discover

Just how biased you are inside

There's no way you can hide


That y'all thought I was a bastard

Itchin' to get rid of me just a little bit faster

And y'all thought that I was crazy

Thank ya very much, it doesn't phase me

Y'all must've thought I was a son of a bitch

Lookin' for any old way just to get rich

Your view of me was so damn hazy

But fuck y'all, it doesn't phase me

THE KNUCKLEBREAKER


Breathe in deeply, swear on this silence

You won't utter one more goddamn sentence

I'll crack these knuckles and send you reeling

Be fortunate for all the pain you're feeling


It lets you know you're alive

It lets you know you haven't died

It lets you know you're alive

It lets you know you haven't died


I will break you into a scattered thought

For all the times the two of you have fought

Infected her with your bitter words you've spoken

Left her whole yet left her spirit broken


Relish the splinter and snap

Of cartilage as I knock your head back

You deserve more than what you've let her suffer

You gave her pain, not one word of comfort


Feel the blood trickle down your chin

Remember all the lessons of your sins

You shall carry all the guilt

As I bury a metaphorical knife up to the hilt


Pain lets you know you're alive

It lets you know you haven't died

It lets you know you're alive

It lets you know you haven't died


Leave her be, she's so happy

Without you ruining her time with me

How could you try to spoil something so heavenly

You should know you got off lucky

Lucky


Pain lets you know you're alive

It lets you know you haven't died

It lets you know you're alive

It lets you know you haven't died

MY TIME ISN’T WORTH

YOUR TWO CENTS

Moonlit sweat, bloodshot eyes

From all the tears that you cried

You were hoping I would sympathize

Despite all the lies that you told me


Caught up on this roller coaster ride

There's no way you can hide

The simple fact that you lied

So now you're on the wrong side of my heart


Where should I start to tear us apart

And make my way away from you

Broken and used, lost and abused

And yet you're the one feeling confused

You just wish your feelings would shut up

And start making some sense

But babe I can't help ya

'Cause my time isn't worth your two cents


Step on back, now you're stunned

Can't believe I've ruined your fun

Like the paralyzing boom-crack from a gun

You're looking at me like I'm a son of a bitch


But you've chosen your path

And I'll have the last laugh

'Cause only later you'll realize

You're only part of my past

Now you'll see just how fast I'll get over you


Where should I start to tear us apart

And make my way away from you

Broken and used, lost and abused

And yet you're the one feeling confused

You just wish your feelings would shut up

And start making some sense

But babe I can't help ya

'Cause my time isn't worth your two cents

PUNISH ME


Darkness enfolds you

Silences you as you sit and wonder

Look how it holds you

As it embraces you in sweet thunder


Wrapped up in thorns now

Catacombs of self-indulgence

Blood in the scars is how

I've lost my innocence


So whatchya want?

What the fuck do you want from me?

What the fuck do you want me to be?

Whatchya want? What a cunt

You're being to me

Hurt me, curse me, c'mon and punish me


Lies flower about your soul

Watch now as they take hold

Bred with the best of sin

A hybrid of beauty and horror within


Kiss me on my lips

But leave me feeling selfish

Fallen in love but lost in this

Words can't describe this shit


So whatchya want?

What the fuck do you want from me?

What the fuck do you want me to be?

Whatchya want? What a cunt

You're being to me

Hurt me, curse me, c'mon and punish me


Youth and innocence

Take their toll

But are lost inside

We all know


This darkness from without

Consuming the within

Lost in this labyrinth

I don't know where to begin


So whatchya want?

What the fuck do you want from me?

What the fuck do you want me to be?

Whatchya want? What a cunt

You're being to me

Hurt me, curse me, c'mon and punish me


So whatchya want?

What the fuck do you want from me?

What the fuck do you want me to be?

Whatchya want? What a cunt

You're being to me