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Encounters: The Chronicles of Lucifer Jones, Volume III, 1931-1934 by Mike Resnick Encounters: The Chronicles of Lucifer Jones, Volume III, 1931-1934 by Mike Resnick May 18, 2012 $4.99 54496 words Sample 20%
In Volume I, Adventures, Mike Resnick introduced us to Lucifer Jones, a con man traveling in Africa presenting himself as a missionary. As the author puts it, Lucifer unfortunately "isn't the brightest bulb in the lamp" and mirth rather than wealth is often the result of his endeavors. Volume II followed Lucifer in Asia. This third volume tracks Lucifer's travels across Europe.
Exploits: The Chronicles of Lucifer Jones, Volume II, 1926-1931 by Mike Resnick Exploits: The Chronicles of Lucifer Jones, Volume II, 1926-1931 by Mike Resnick May 18, 2012 $4.99 52453 words Sample 20%
In Volume I, Adventures, Mike Resnick introduced us to Lucifer Jones, a con man traveling in Africa presenting himself as a missionary. As the author puts it, Lucifer unfortunately "isn't the brightest bulb in the lamp" and mirth rather than wealth is often the result of his exploits. This second volume tracks Lucifer's travels through Asia.
When Animals Attack: A Collection of Animal Urban Legends by Jeffrey Fisher When Animals Attack: A Collection of Animal Urban Legends by Jeffrey Fisher May 18, 2012 $0.99 3060 words Sample 20%
Enjoy this collection of urban legends that focus on horrific, and bizarre, animal attacks.
Coffee House Mafia by Jennifer Jelliff Coffee House Mafia by Jennifer Jelliff May 17, 2012 $2.99 124867 words Sample 15%
Nomey Tanner: college graduate, café owner—Mafioso? With the passing of the Hinkle Law, caffeine is outlawed and the Enforcement Bureau, an agency specializing in the investigation of caffeinated paraphernalia, is born. What’s a café owner to do in times like these? Why turn to a life of crime, of course!
Short Stories 2 by Murray Heimbecker Short Stories 2 by Murray Heimbecker May 17, 2012 $2.99 8013 words Sample 10%
A collection of short stories and poems.
A Fairy Tale by John Saul A Fairy Tale by John Saul May 17, 2012 $5.99 47794 words Sample 20%
An early work by John Saul, A Fairy Tale was published in pseudonymous form in 1980. A "gay Jewish sex comedy" it provides a lighthearted look at the problems of a Jewish gay man in San Francisco in the early 1970s when his life is complicated by his aunt's desire to have him marry a nice Jewish girl. Be warned: this book bears no resemblance to the kind of book that John Saul is famous for.
Tech Support vs. Customer by Vortex Tech Support vs. Customer by Vortex May 17, 2012 $0.99 4055 words Sample 20%
Manuscripts of funny conversations between tech support or call center agents and their customer.
Short Stories 1 by Murray Heimbecker Short Stories 1 by Murray Heimbecker May 17, 2012 $2.99 8470 words Sample 10%
A collection of stories and poems.
Next Song I Sing by Donna McDonald Next Song I Sing by Donna McDonald May 17, 2012 $2.99 73265 words Sample 20%
Divorced at 40, Chloe has few illusions left. It's obvious she is never going to be thin like she wants, never going to be a famous singer like her friends want, and never going to be woman enough to keep a man like her handsome ex-football player husband from cheating on her. Determined to start over, Chloe vows that next time around, she is going to find someone who will love her for herself.
Linda's New Friend by Mark Moore Linda's New Friend by Mark Moore May 17, 2012 $1.49 3020 words Sample 20%
Linda Lancer is an average American teenager - completely unremarkable in every way - except for the fact that she's super-strong. Might she be destined for greater things? In this first story in the "Becoming a Hero" series from author Mark Moore, Linda makes a new friend, the beautiful Lara Love, and confronts an annoying teacher. 2,975 words. Suitable for high-schoolers.
Memoirs and Madness: 13 Short stories to make you Blink by David Swan Memoirs and Madness: 13 Short stories to make you Blink by David Swan May 17, 2012 $3.99 40927 words Sample 20%
Silent retreats, sexy reptilians, drunk werewolves, and surreal journeys inspired by re incarnation, jealousy, and hope. This collection of stories show cases the authors differing tastes, inspirations, and playfulness with different genres. Running through all the stories is a dark and and delicious sense of humour that will leave the reader needing more.
Altered Nursery Rhymes by Lisa Vikingstad Altered Nursery Rhymes by Lisa Vikingstad May 17, 2012 Free! 909 words Read a sample
Think you can recognize your favorite nursery rhymes? Think again.
Penny Drops by Victoria Neukerk Penny Drops by Victoria Neukerk May 16, 2012 $0.99 4327 words Sample 20%
Poor Penny hatches a plan to make her sleazy boss regret his harassment, bad pay and the long hours. Things quickly go awry as she trades her pervy boss for a shameless lawyer and then an slimy agent who catapults her to the gossip pages. A delightfully fun and trashy short story of a modern day Holly Golightlly's pitiful attempts at trying to strike it rich and fabulous.
Platypus Boy on the Duck Farm by ilyan kei lavanway Platypus Boy on the Duck Farm by ilyan kei lavanway May 16, 2012 $0.99 122 words Sample 100%
This hilarious micro fiction children’s story is dedicated to my Down’s syndrome son. He enjoys making humorous sound effects and funny faces. He likes ducks, so I imagine he would like platypuses, too. Platypus Boy visits America and discovers strange similarities and stark differences. He learns valuable lessons and makes new friends in a far away land.
Duck Boy on the Platypus Farm by ilyan kei lavanway Duck Boy on the Platypus Farm by ilyan kei lavanway May 16, 2012 $0.99 122 words Sample 100%
This micro fiction children’s short story is dedicated to my Down’s syndrome son. He enjoys making humorous sound effects and hilarious faces, and he likes ducks. Duck boy goes down under and discovers strange similarities and stark differences. He learns valuable lessons and makes new friends in a far away land.
The Absurd Adventures of Mira by Sujata Rayers The Absurd Adventures of Mira by Sujata Rayers May 16, 2012 $7.99 58120 words Sample 20%
When Mira, a 250-pound swarthy Asian Indian, fantasizing herself as sparkly blue-eyed actress Cameron Diaz, is raped by a radical Black Muslim Panther at a public high school "Woodstock" dance, her conservative Hindu father refuses to acknowledge the rape for fear she will be "spoiled fruit."
El León by Jon Sindell El León by Jon Sindell May 16, 2012 Free! 653 words Read a sample
Baseball fans, has your team ever had a closer you just couldn't stand? Meet El León.
Dressmaker by Brendan Gerad O'Brien Dressmaker by Brendan Gerad O'Brien May 16, 2012 Free! 3686 words Read a sample
Subconsciously. I suppose, eventhough I was only a child at the time, I was already aware that pretentiousness was something you aquired, the degree of which was determined by your perception of your own self worth ...
Cut Loose (Dusty Deals Mystery) by Rae Davies Cut Loose (Dusty Deals Mystery) by Rae Davies May 16, 2012 $3.99 68188 words Sample 20%
It's rodeo season in Helena, Montana and Lucy Mathews is ready to make some new sales for her antiques shop. Unfortunately, things aren't going so well, her boyfriend's ex-wife is causing trouble, her dog is getting Lucy in trouble and oh, yeah... there's that dead rodeo queen whose body Lucy just found.
The First Cut by Brendan Gerad O'Brien The First Cut by Brendan Gerad O'Brien May 16, 2012 Free! 1334 words Read a sample
Patrick Flynn lifted the WW2 Samurai sword from the plaque above the fireplace and held it carefully, and his eyes narrowed as he focused on the object of his consuming hatred ...
Kid Jokes by mahesh dutt sharma Kid Jokes by mahesh dutt sharma May 15, 2012 $0.99 13539 words Sample 10%
Clean Kid Jokes For Timepass Entertainment.
Four Novellas by Keverne Weston Four Novellas by Keverne Weston May 15, 2012 $2.99 73781 words
A woman's unusual obsession has an adverse affect on her life; a grieving widower with anger management problems finds a new direction in life much to his surprise; an innocent young man is obliged to investigate family secrets before those involved can move on; an egocentric child achieves great success often at the expense of other people and fails to achieve true happiness for a very long time.
The Canoe Trip and other Funny Outdoor Tales by Leonard Worthy The Canoe Trip and other Funny Outdoor Tales by Leonard Worthy May 15, 2012 $0.99 7321 words Sample 20%
I have always been a storyteller, but it wasn’t until recently that I decided to share my stories more broadly. Some are best told as “stand-up”, and some are best read. Inspired by Jerry Clower, Dave Gardner, and many others, I have put some of my better “bull” down on paper. Enjoy this one, until I can write the next one!
Hard Knocks: Hilarious Life Lessons of a Lawyer by Mervyn Hecht Hard Knocks: Hilarious Life Lessons of a Lawyer by Mervyn Hecht May 14, 2012 $9.99 21086 words Sample 20%
This is a book for people who love to laugh and through that laughter, learn. A satire, Hard Knocks is based upon true events. Hard Knocks takes place within the law, but it is hardly a law book. Rather, it is a Life book, detailing professional wallopings and rounding off with a dose of Aesop. Witty, surprising, at times angering, but always hilarious.
Chain of Desire by J.S. Volpe Chain of Desire by J.S. Volpe May 14, 2012 $0.99 8145 words Sample 50%
Gilbert Solomon, a finder of rare objects, is hired to locate a prototype 50s-era robot. He soon finds it, but its owner won't give it up except in exchange for a rare issue of a men's magazine. When Gil finds a copy of the magazine, its owner likewise won't give it up except in trade, and so on and so on, the job threatening to become an endless chain of trades...
The Damned Cat by Kenn Baker The Damned Cat by Kenn Baker May 14, 2012 $3.00 2680 words Sample 20%
In this dark comedy short story, a man adopts a stray cat that makes his life a living hell.
A Murderous Addiction by Kevin Barry A Murderous Addiction by Kevin Barry May 14, 2012 $0.99 113268 words Sample 15%
jake cameron's lfe ended badly. his plan of dying of old age or being shot by a jealous husband at the age of ninety didn't quite work out. now he's dead. pity really, all he had to do was stay sober, stop almost every crime syndicate in the world from killing him and win the heart of his one true love. a murderous addiction is kevin barry's 4th novel
Funny, Laughy, Sexy by Jay Buckner Funny, Laughy, Sexy by Jay Buckner May 14, 2012 $3.95 31638 words Sample 10%
Pure whimsy. Just what you need. Twelve absurd stories and observations on men, women and sex from the point of view of a man who knows little about any of it. If you want to laugh read the first two pages of these slightly risque comedies written for women in their own defense. A must read for men so they'll have some idea of what they're up against, not that it will help.
Confessions of a Gaming Attendant by Matthew Schafer Confessions of a Gaming Attendant by Matthew Schafer May 13, 2012 $4.99 234573 words Sample 20%
A witty and sometimes cynical look at addiction and gambling from a veteran of the industry, Mikey Lee Ray.
Zombie Jokes by R.G. Richards Zombie Jokes by R.G. Richards May 13, 2012 $0.99 3842 words Sample 20%
I love zombies and zombie jokes. If you enjoy them as much as I do, this book will give you many laughs.
Obituaries by Leni Matlin Obituaries by Leni Matlin May 13, 2012 $0.99 4687 words Sample 30%
We're all slouching toward the Inevitable - also known as the Big Sleep, the Big Chill, and the Big Upload. Obituaries has 27 death notices unlike any you'll ever come across, but that's the point, to have a few good yuks and maybe some worthwhile insights about something we can't do anything about. And you'll meet Death who says there's no reason to be scared of him and none of it is personal
Devil's Food by Eddie Kurtz Devil's Food by Eddie Kurtz May 13, 2012 $2.99 63937 words Sample 20%
The utterly wicked, self-centered, malicious Steve Malo makes a pact with a devil-like character to save himself from personal disaster, in return for his soul. He returns to life to do the Devil's work in destroying a sweet, innocent young woman, learns about the real nature of evil and the power of love, and makes his life over with real love for the first time.
The Obituarist by Paul A. Waters The Obituarist by Paul A. Waters May 13, 2012 $2.75 11684 words Sample 20%
The Obituarist - Dead people are the safest story around. They can’t answer back. But if you follow in death’s footsteps, it can be dangerous to get too close. An obituary writer seizes his chance when war heroes start dying. Brace yourself for handlebar moustaches, stiff drinks, greed, treachery and, of course, death. But with a twist. “Mordant, funny, dark, teasing and ironic.”
An Ox in the House by Colin Cohen An Ox in the House by Colin Cohen May 12, 2012 Free! 4197 words Read a sample
Annie is a struggling single mother on the edge of ruin. So, when the scandal-plagued congressman she's working for is replaced by another, she takes him in as a boarder. There is only one problem: he's an ox, whom congressional leaders have conspired to elect on the hope that even they would look good in comparison.
The Adventures of Reztap by Artemus Withers The Adventures of Reztap by Artemus Withers May 12, 2012 $4.99 44799 words Sample 15%
Tar Reztap and Gorth are intergalactic traders who get pulled into crazy missions. None of the missions turn out exactly as planned. A zany cast of characters aid, hamper and chase the heroes throughout the known galaxy.
The Noble Mr. Prickles by Ardy The Noble Mr. Prickles by Ardy May 12, 2012 $2.99 21078 words Sample 40%
Javan, a decorated general and military instructor, once swore an oath to his friend, King Orvan, that should he ever be needed he would answer the call. Now, Orvan is insane, taking advice only from his dog, and he has called Javan and his three best warriors to go on a suicidal mission to retrieve a magic orange petal from the Giant Kingdom, with only a chimpanzee named Mr. Prickles to aid them.
Scary Modern Tales: The Ultimate Collection of Urban Legends by Jeffrey Fisher Scary Modern Tales: The Ultimate Collection of Urban Legends by Jeffrey Fisher May 12, 2012 $4.99 9231 words Sample 10%
Enjoy this collection of modern Urban Legends. This collection includes some of the more popular Urban Legends, as well as many lesser known Urban Legends from throughout the world.
Saga d'un petit homme (Tome 2) by Bernard Viallet Saga d'un petit homme (Tome 2) by Bernard Viallet May 12, 2012 Free! 62006 words Read a sample
Suite des aventures du petit gouverneur de la Comté. Toujours sur le mode humoristique. Pastiche inspiré du Seigneur des anneaux et d'Iznogood... Les problèmes s'accumulent au dessus de la tête de Nulco : grippe cochonne, nuage de dettes toxiques, guerre au Gagnistan, déroute électorale. Les petit Hobbitts n'en peuvent plus. La chute de la maison Magypolka est proche...
Atlantis, B.C.E. by Richard Alan Dickson Atlantis, B.C.E. by Richard Alan Dickson May 12, 2012 $2.99 10377 words Sample 10%
For the men of Mars and the women of Venus, the annual pyramid-building contest on Earth is a festivity capped with a grand celebration on the island of Atlantis. The only drawback? The conscripted human workers, Mayans and Egyptians, are talented... but one parking-lot valet is not. "Before Cyd Euripides, there was Atlantis." (Includes the complete bonus story, "Doom Cows from Outer Space.")
Mistress Moldavite by Meira Eliot Mistress Moldavite by Meira Eliot May 11, 2012 $0.99 86214 words Sample 20%
Hilarious, and a bit of a mystery. Eva’s teaching career is seriously on the rocks. As she shambles and laughs her way through school, Eva delves into the inspiring history of Prague, the city she loves. She is transformed by what she discovers. Adult edition
The Mini Adventures of Misha: Four Days in San Francisco by Patricia La Bella The Mini Adventures of Misha: Four Days in San Francisco by Patricia La Bella May 11, 2012 $1.99 23926 words Sample 20%
Follow the gregarious 10-year-old Misha and her well-intentioned mom as they stumble upon one hilarious adventure after another in the city by the bay. Misha’s mom is excited to introduce her daughter to culture and diversity. Misha, however has one goal in mind: Get to The Holy Grail of shopping – The miraculous five-story SAKS FIFTH AVENUE! Misha finds that it isn't so easy with mom in the way!
As She by Amber Gordon As She by Amber Gordon May 11, 2012 $5.00 2614 words Sample 10%
A collection of four short pieces about what it was to be a woman. Not as in gender bending -- but as in life horrors.
General Invasion - A Short Story by William Van Winkle General Invasion - A Short Story by William Van Winkle May 11, 2012 $0.99 7275 words Sample 20%
Roswell, NM. 1947. Rugged and fearless, General Griesdieck stands ready when America recovers an invading UFO. General Griesdieck and President Truman attempt to determine their four-armed, beer-guzzling captive's motives, but it's soon clear that there's more (or less) to this interstellar visit than world domination. President Truman wants peaceful ties, but Billy the alien has other plans...
Love... And Sleepless Nights (A laugh-out-loud romantic sequel) by Nick Spalding Love... And Sleepless Nights (A laugh-out-loud romantic sequel) by Nick Spalding May 11, 2012 $2.99 55985 words Sample 20%
Sometimes, the hardest part of becoming a parent is keeping a straight face… Just ask Jamie and Laura Newman, who (thanks to a rather relaxed attitude to contraception) find themselves about to have a baby. It’s obviously a terrifying prospect for a newly married couple, but as long as they stick together they’ll be fine, right?
Everyday Headaches by Edward Brock Everyday Headaches by Edward Brock May 10, 2012 Free! 1122 words Read a sample
A collection of 50 Everyday Things That Annoy, Irritate, Frustrate, Nauseate & Embarrass Us.
The Rum Shop by Ed Teja The Rum Shop by Ed Teja May 10, 2012 $0.99 2943 words Sample 20%
In the islands of the West Indies, the rum shop is the center of community activity, mostly because everyone shows up there sooner or later. News of events and people, and gossip and stories are shared freely. It is a wonderful place to spend some time if you want to get to know the people. And the rum can be mighty fine too.
This Way Out: A novel of fame, original sins, and the Beverly Hills Discretion Squad by Bob Fenster This Way Out: A novel of fame, original sins, and the Beverly Hills Discretion Squad by Bob Fenster May 10, 2012 $3.99 93180 words Sample 20%
In this comic adventure about the search for freedom and the surprising secrets of success, Bobby Fenton quits Hollywood to save the human race from its own stupidity. On his epic journey through the flip side of America, Bobby meets a billionaire trying to patent progress, a gangster who can solve the world’s overpopulation problem, Sheriff Goofy, and bankers cashing in with god-based securities.
NORDNMARK ONE POINT ! H.T.Fumiganza by L'UrbaineDesArts Editions NovelingPress NORDNMARK ONE POINT ! H.T.Fumiganza by L'UrbaineDesArts Editions NovelingPress May 10, 2012 $5.99 74266 words Sample 20%
“NORDNMARK ONE POINT!” Livre: … « L'homme qui voulait être reine!" » c’est l'ambition de Raoul de Bonpèze, aristocrâte français,descendant d'une lignée prestigieuse de crêmiers du pape et de buralistes des galères, devenu par son mariage prince consort du Royaume de Nordnmark. Y parviendra-t-il? "Nordnmark one point! est la Chronique loufoque et virtuose de ses entreprises.
The Billionth American by Robert Reichardt The Billionth American by Robert Reichardt May 10, 2012 $5.99 54729 words Sample 15%
A satire set in the overcrowded Washington, DC (now Washtown, DC) of AD 2080, the novel focuses on Burgess Huxley, a young employee at the Federal Bureau of the Census, and the chaotic events leading up to the massive July 4th “Billionth American Celebration” honoring the illegitimate birth of that citizen. The hero discovers a government Census cover-up that triggers a series of wild adventures.
Penal Envy: Pros and Cons Tell How They Found Happiness in Federal Prison by Jaden Alexander Penal Envy: Pros and Cons Tell How They Found Happiness in Federal Prison by Jaden Alexander May 10, 2012 $2.99 43771 words Sample 20%
Penal Envy is a compilation of fictionalized federal crime short stories based on personal accounts told by non-violent convicts in a low-security United States Federal Prison in the 1980’s. Seven inmates tell you stories about prison, their criminal exploits, how they got caught, and why it is not so bad in federal prison.