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BITTENFISSENS MAND og 9 andre historier by Finn Wilkens BITTENFISSENS MAND og 9 andre historier by Finn Wilkens March 17, 2012 $1.99 8767 words Sample 5%
Advarsel: Indeholder sex. Bittenfissen kaldte jeg hende, da vi blev skilt. Hvorfor mon? Nu sidder hun alene med sin Fernet Branca og to små børn og er så vred, så vred. Hvad gik galt?
JoePuzzles-04english by Joseph Kovach JoePuzzles-04english by Joseph Kovach March 17, 2012 $3.99 4604 words Sample 20%
Puzzles Joe Puzzles-04english are puzzles in English language. Puzzles Joe Puzzles-04english offers the instruction and entertainment. This eBook has these parts: Chapter 1 – I. Great inventors puzzles Chapter 2 – II. Famous Artists puzzles Chapter 3 - III. Verbal puzzles Chapter 4 - IV. Numeric Roman puzzles Chapter 5 – V. History of Europe puzzles Chapter 6 – VI.Verbal puzzles ...
JoePuzzles-03english by Joseph Kovach JoePuzzles-03english by Joseph Kovach March 17, 2012 $2.99 4200 words Sample 10%
Puzzles Joe Puzzles-03english are puzzles in English language. Puzzles Joe Puzzles-03english offers the instruction and entertainment. This eBook has these parts: Chapter 1 – I.Great persons puzzles Chapter 2 – II.Geographical puzzles Chapter 3 – III.Verbal puzzles Chapter 4 – IV.Famous persons puzzles Chapter 5 – V.Numeric puzzles Chapter 6 – VI. Saint Patrons puzzles ...
JoePuzzles-02english by Joseph Kovach JoePuzzles-02english by Joseph Kovach March 17, 2012 $1.99 3749 words Sample 10%
Puzzles Joe Puzzles-02english are puzzles in English language. Puzzles Joe Puzzles-02english offers the instruction and entertainment. This eBook has these parts: Chapter 1 - I. Verbal puzzles Chapter 2 – II.Astronomers puzzles Chapter 3 - III. Numeric puzzles Chapter 4 – IV. Napoleon puzzles Chapter 5 – V. Famous composers puzzles ....
JoePuzzles-01english by Joseph Kovach JoePuzzles-01english by Joseph Kovach March 16, 2012 $0.99 3890 words Sample 10%
Puzzles Joe Puzzles-01english are puzzles in English language. Puzzles Joe Puzzles-01english offers the instruction and entertainment. This eBook has these parts: Chapter 1 – I.Roman & Greek mythology puzzles Chapter 2 – II.Napoleon puzzles Chapter 3 – III.Alchymists & doctors puzzles Chapter 4 - IV.Verbal puzzles Chapter 5 - V. Numeric puzzles ....
The Eternal Return: Oedipus, The Tempest, Forbidden Planet by David Sheppard The Eternal Return: Oedipus, The Tempest, Forbidden Planet by David Sheppard March 15, 2012 $2.99 33858 words Sample 50%
The Eternal Return is Volume II of the Tales of the Mythic World series. This narrative discusses the relationship between Sophocles' Oedipus at Colonus (429 BC), Shakespeare's The Tempest (1611), and the Adler/Hume movie Forbidden Planet (1956). It also delves into the relationships between the authors' lives and their work.
Wild Turkey Tales by Allison Crews Wild Turkey Tales by Allison Crews March 15, 2012 $4.99 10395 words Sample 20%
Proof positive that turkey hunters are not marching to the drums the rest of us hear. These lighthearted, funny stories about an otherwise normal family during springtime in Mississippi will have you laughing alongside them...without suffering through the many indignities imposed upon them by the eastern wild turkey.
Seinfeld Reference: The Complete Encyclopedia with Biographies, Character Profiles & Episode Summaries by Dennis Bjorklund Seinfeld Reference: The Complete Encyclopedia with Biographies, Character Profiles & Episode Summaries by Dennis Bjorklund March 14, 2012 $9.99 117509 words Sample 20%
"Seinfeld Reference" provides a comprehensive analysis of the series, detailed cast biographies and character profiles, and thorough episode summaries with technical credits and guest stars. It is written by a television expert and the only book on the market with depth, accuracy, and insight about the show.
Through My Looking Glass: A View from the Beach by Jan Bono Through My Looking Glass: A View from the Beach by Jan Bono March 14, 2012 $1.99 48254 words Sample 15%
A collection of 68 humorous personal experience stories, gleaned from Jan's 11-time Washington Newspaper Association award-winning column.
Conscious Co-Worker by Leigh Lewallen Conscious Co-Worker by Leigh Lewallen March 14, 2012 $2.99 17342 words Sample 10%
59 Annoying Behaviors That Ruin the 9 to 5
Grandpa's Short Stories by Norman Miller Grandpa's Short Stories by Norman Miller March 13, 2012 $0.99 18276 words Sample 10%
Ever wondered what it would be like to manage an apartment building? How about being a pro-wrestler? What if your house was suddenly surrounded by several feet of mud? The answers to these questions are in Norman Miller's collection of short stories. You will laugh until you cry.
I Only Fish for Trout by Norman Miller I Only Fish for Trout by Norman Miller March 13, 2012 $3.99 41193 words Sample 20%
Everyone has fish stories. But not every fish story you've heard can teach you the do's and don't's of fishing - for trout! This How To book deals with specific lures and baits, techniques, and even a few stories that will teach you that there's more to fishing than just the hook.
Make a Steady Income Playing Poker Online by David Lebrun Make a Steady Income Playing Poker Online by David Lebrun March 13, 2012 $4.99 4732 words
Have you ever deposited money into a poker room only to end up losing every single penny? This book will teach you how to gradually make a steady income from playing poker with amazing techniques and a unique two-month program.
The AntiCAT Book by Bruce Sheiman The AntiCAT Book by Bruce Sheiman March 13, 2012 $7.99 9061 words Sample 20%
If you want to please a dog lover, give them this book. If you want to piss off a cat lover, give them this book. Dogs versus Cats: Which Pet Is Superior? This is the first book to reveal the truth about cats: They are not-very-bright, difficult-to-train, self-centered animals that luxuriate in human benevolence but give little in return.
Pop! Thinking: User Friendly Essays on Popular Culture vol. 1 by Kate Krake Pop! Thinking: User Friendly Essays on Popular Culture vol. 1 by Kate Krake March 12, 2012 Free! 12732 words Read a sample
An anthology of user friendly essays on popular culture, written by the team at Vivid Scribe. Topics cover TV, music, film, literature, comics and collecting pop culture merchandise.
Southern Fried White Trash by Carole Townsend Southern Fried White Trash by Carole Townsend March 12, 2012 $1.99 38452 words Sample 20%
Carole Townsend is a columnist for the Gwinnett Daily Post, second largest newspaper in Georgia and a freelance writer whose articles have appeared in Ladies Home Journal and Teen Magazine. She has been described in her writing style as a cross between Lewis Grizzard and Erma Bombeck. She has established a reputation as one of the up-and-coming writers in the humor genre with a national following
Sucka for love by Rasheed Sucka for love by Rasheed March 12, 2012 $2.99 92046 words
Sucka for love is a funny and entertaining coming of age tale. Its filled with twists and turns that will leave the reader laughing throughout this book
Jason and Azazel Extras by V. J.  Chambers Jason and Azazel Extras by V. J. Chambers March 12, 2012 $1.50 21364 words
Extra character sketches, outlines, and essays written by the author of the Jason and Azazel books.
I hate it when people say ... by Brin Reid I hate it when people say ... by Brin Reid March 11, 2012 $1.49 7156 words Sample 30%
This essay is a critique on a sample of some of the phrases that have become over-used in society today. This sometimes satire, sometimes humorous and sometimes serious essay aims to get you to think about what we hear and say in our everyday conversations. Loose Bruce has a quirky and challenging style of writing, he is both entertaining and getting you to think about the way we use language.
Junkyard Humor by Richard Rubacher Junkyard Humor by Richard Rubacher March 11, 2012 $2.99 11237 words Sample 20%
A collection of humorous anecdotes, zany quotations, amusing and entertaining tales
The Lotto and Dreams Handbook by Coty Mampeule The Lotto and Dreams Handbook by Coty Mampeule March 10, 2012 $5.00 5432 words Sample 10%
Follow the Nine Easy Steps, and you are on your way to your convert your dreams for lotto and power-ball numbers.
No stranger to the P45 - Volume One by Dan W.Griffin No stranger to the P45 - Volume One by Dan W.Griffin March 10, 2012 $0.99 105533 words Sample 15%
'No stranger to the P45' has been hailed by one reader as "The funniest (they) have ever read" and by the author of the acclaimed war memoir 'Bravo Two Zero' Andy McNab who wrote simply, "Buy this book (or else!)" Visit the author's website for more info. plus a chance to win Volume Two FREE! or simply download the 'London 2012 Olympic Jubilee Special Edition' to your device now!
The Ultimate A-Z Book of Word Searches by Carl Dungworth The Ultimate A-Z Book of Word Searches by Carl Dungworth March 09, 2012 $3.00 1229 words Sample 20%
There are interesting and fun word searches for your enjoyment that come in a mixture of positioning - words spelt horizontally, vertically, diagonally, forwards and backwards. This word search book provides you with a whole range of categories that will keep you entertained for hours.
The Starter Screenplay: An Executive's Perspective on Screenwriting by Adam Levenberg The Starter Screenplay: An Executive's Perspective on Screenwriting by Adam Levenberg March 08, 2012 $9.99 39559 words Sample 10%
The Starter Screenplay teaches the rules of the entertainment industry as they relate to new screenwriters, tackling questions like: What type of script should you write next? And what essential elements are studio executives looking for in a spec?
Confessions From My Blog by Sylvia Morice Confessions From My Blog by Sylvia Morice March 06, 2012 $2.99 19565 words Sample 30%
Author Sylvia Morice regularly shares her humorous views of the world on her popular blog. 'Confessions From My Blog' is a collection of her readers' favorite posts and covers a variety of topics such as facing addictions, tackling phobias, and losing her 'snorkeling' virginity. Discover what Sylvia's blog followers already know--that these stories will surely entertain and amuse you!
The Best of The Worst Introductions Men Give Women Online by Cg Brumby The Best of The Worst Introductions Men Give Women Online by Cg Brumby March 06, 2012 $0.99 2930 words Sample 25%
A hilarious collection of pick up lines. Featuring extremely bad introductions ranging from the crude, rude and the down right plain stupid. If you want a laugh, this is the ticket.
The Ultimate Temple Run Cheat by Sam Carlen The Ultimate Temple Run Cheat by Sam Carlen March 06, 2012 $0.99 437 words Sample 10%
This book will give you the amazing step-by-step instructions to utilizing THE best app available on Temple Run! This book not only contains detailed, easy to use instructions, it also contains screenshots from the game, useful advice, and warnings.
Tinker-Taylor's Secret Spy - A Cold War Clown at the Circus? by Don Hale Tinker-Taylor's Secret Spy - A Cold War Clown at the Circus? by Don Hale March 06, 2012 $3.00 85852 words Sample 10%
Read the unique story of one man’s surprisingly pivotal role, unknowingly working with all the Soviet traitors at British Intelligence during the 1950s to claim the favourite secret spy tag of Tinker-Taylor's illustrious Circus Empire - and become the inspiration for Ian Fleming’s new James Bond character. A fascinating plot within a plot that changed British Intelligence forever!
Sounds of the 60s - the birth of pop, jazz and rock'n'roll by Don Hale Sounds of the 60s - the birth of pop, jazz and rock'n'roll by Don Hale March 06, 2012 $3.00 3763 words Sample 10%
This is a nostalgic account of life behind the scenes during the 1960s in the industrial city of Sheffield, UK, when a musty old cbeer cellar helped stage a remarkable revival of popular music, and provided a unique live showcase for a host of top international and local performers to develop the birth of jazz, pop, blues and rock'n'roll. It was a place where the up and coming stars performed.
Black Jack EZ Count by Alexander Hope Black Jack EZ Count by Alexander Hope March 05, 2012 $4.99 18827 words Sample 10%
EZ Count will help you get Old Lady Luck to smile down on you. It will teach you how to count cards. EZ Count will help you use logic in your choice of standing or hitting or using any of the many other Black Jack options. EZ Count will help you use the casinos as your very own twenty-four hour seven day a week bank.
Running for Fun - health, fitness and comical tips by Don Hale Running for Fun - health, fitness and comical tips by Don Hale March 04, 2012 $2.00 22759 words Sample 20%
Without doubt it is one of the most amusing and yet fully informative books ever written about running. It explains the start and enthusiasm of the FUN & SERIOUS RUNNER. Written by a former professional soccer player, a top wrestler and a record breaking ultra-distance lady runner, this new online version was originally published by popular demand in 1986.
Junkyard Humor by Richard Rubacher Junkyard Humor by Richard Rubacher March 02, 2012 $2.99 11769 words
A collection of humorous anecdotes, comedic zany quotations, amusing and entertaining tales
Demystifying the Monologue by Leonard Peters Demystifying the Monologue by Leonard Peters Feb. 29, 2012 $3.99 55229 words Sample 20%
Demystifying the Monologue gives you a comprehensive and simple method to picking, practicing, and performing a monologue. The book offers hands-on ideas for developing characters and revealing conflicts that will make your next monologue a one-person success. Demystifying the Monologue offers you a road map to a compelling performance.
My Dream My Key by Coty Mampeule My Dream My Key by Coty Mampeule Feb. 28, 2012 $2.99 13219 words Sample 20%
Learn to unlock the power of your dreams by converting images into lucky numbers and try them on lotto or power-ball games. You will be amazed how your dreams can make you rich.
Parcours fantomatique dans les châteaux écossais by ludovic ardoise Parcours fantomatique dans les châteaux écossais by ludovic ardoise Feb. 28, 2012 $5.00 31424 words Sample 20%
Ouvrage sur l'origine des fantômes dans plus de 160 châteaux en Ecosse, sur la raison de leur présence ainsi que leurs manières de se manifester : frissons garantis, même pour les plus sceptiques ! Cet ouvrage se lit comme un carnet de voyages...déroutant !
JOOKIE: The Complete Rules & Laws to the Game by Kurt Weber JOOKIE: The Complete Rules & Laws to the Game by Kurt Weber Feb. 27, 2012 $0.99 2742 words Sample 30%
This brief book explains, in detail, how to get smash drunk over cards with 3 or 4 of your friends in a relatively short amount of time. A routine game takes about 2 hours. In that time, any number of players may end up consuming a reckless amount of hard liquor. It should go without saying that it is not for the lily-livered, the feckless, the addicted, or anyone under the legal drinking age!
If Stress Doesn't Kill You, Your Family Might by Nancy Weil If Stress Doesn't Kill You, Your Family Might by Nancy Weil Feb. 27, 2012 $9.97 23504 words Sample 15%
Living without stress frees you to love more deeply, listen more clearly and laugh more freely. It opens you up to your natural, healthy state of being. Stress is only one option and, after reading this book, one you no longer need to choose. Be happy. Not just for you, but for your family, friends and colleagues. To paraphrase George M. Cohan, “your mother and father will thank you.
In Celebration of Elastic Waistbands by Christee Atwood In Celebration of Elastic Waistbands by Christee Atwood Feb. 27, 2012 $5.99 44374 words Sample 20%
In a style reminiscent of Erma Bombeck, Atwood shares stories of imperfection, laughs at moments of insanity, and celebrates the enlightenment that comes with these moments. This book celebrates the fact that we are complex people who have better things to think about than a number on a tape measure. After all, chubby is temporary, but laughter echoes forever.
Ad Man: True Stories from the Golden Age of Advertising by Robert C. Foster Ad Man: True Stories from the Golden Age of Advertising by Robert C. Foster Feb. 27, 2012 $5.99 55758 words Sample 20%
With martini glass in hand, Ad Man rips the top off the Wheaties box and plucks the tail fins off the Caddy to tell the true story of what really went on in those offices high above Madison Avenue during the 1960s, the storied age of advertising.
The Simple Guide To Selena Gomez by Chris Scott The Simple Guide To Selena Gomez by Chris Scott Feb. 24, 2012 $2.99 4426 words Sample 35%
Selena Gomez really has lived a fairy tale. Growing up in an average neighborhood, going through the divorce of her parents and being an only child could have been lonely, she did grow up with many other children. She got the inspiration for acting from her mother. After being in a band she has now decided to concentrate on her acting. Has she now met her prince charming, how will this story end?
All Quiet On The Realty Front by John Hepburn All Quiet On The Realty Front by John Hepburn Feb. 24, 2012 $5.99 18640 words Sample 15%
A collection of short stories, all real estate related, some sad, some humorous, some food for thought. Initially written as a promotional, closing or a client gift from a real estate professional to their client, it was expanded due to reader request to be offered to the general reading public as a "fun" read, and labeled by more than one as a great "bathroom" read!
Five Stars! How to Become a Film Critic, the World's Greatest Job by Christopher Null Five Stars! How to Become a Film Critic, the World's Greatest Job by Christopher Null Feb. 23, 2012 $9.99 97727 words Sample 20%
So you want to be a film critic and review movies for a living? Veteran film critic Christopher Null teaches you, step by step, how to break into the business with the lessons he's learned from more than a decade in the industry. Five Stars! will teach you all you need to know!
Four Science Fiction Masters: Herbert, Pohl, Simak & Dickson by D.R. Martin Four Science Fiction Masters: Herbert, Pohl, Simak & Dickson by D.R. Martin Feb. 23, 2012 $0.99 25333 words Sample 20%
This book includes lost interviews with four masters of post-war American science fiction—Frank Herbert, Frederik Pohl, Clifford D. Simak, and Gordon Dickson. This compact volume catches them all in their primes, in the late 1970s and early 1980s. Their trenchant, prescient observations still resonate three decades later.
CelebSystem by Kyle Allen CelebSystem by Kyle Allen Feb. 22, 2012 $9.99 59275 words Sample 20%
CelebSystem is a guide that teaches aspiring and beginner actors how to start an acting career, how to make the right moves to get ahead, and ultimately, how to achieve movie star status. CelebSystem will teach you how to get an agent, how to book roles at auditions, how to improve your talent as an actor, and finally, how to ascend to true Hollywood movie stardom.
Breve Storia della Letteratura Erotica Antica e Medioevale by Amodio Tortora Breve Storia della Letteratura Erotica Antica e Medioevale by Amodio Tortora Feb. 21, 2012 Free! 17639 words Read a sample
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Code Word Puzzles by Ted Summerfield Code Word Puzzles by Ted Summerfield Feb. 20, 2012 $0.99 10046 words Sample 20%
73 Code Word Puzzles of witty quotes and fascinating trivia to challenge you and make you smile. Easy, medium, hard, and helpless levels of play, with each level having less clues than the preceding. Helpless level puzzles offer no clues; it’s up to you alone to break the code. Quotes from Bill Cosby and others. Trivia on Sesame Street, fish, football, the Beatles and other things or thoughts.
Shooting Your Boyfriend: A Guide by Cammy May Hunnicutt Shooting Your Boyfriend: A Guide by Cammy May Hunnicutt Feb. 20, 2012 $0.99 14760 words Sample 20%
If you never thought about shooting your no-good boyfriend, you probably ARE a boyfriend and should not read this book except for cautionary purposes. Cammy May Hunnicutt takes that impulse to its logical conclusion--and the results are hilarious. Unleashed from rewrites and editing, the rather terrifying Ms. Hunnicutt reveals a dark, cutting wit that will leave fellow-sufferers in stitches.
Amazing Facts by Elamari Atewa Amazing Facts by Elamari Atewa Feb. 19, 2012 $0.99 2033 words Sample 10%
In our world, there are limitless numbers of things that we are not fully aware of them, yet they are around us, I am giving more than 150 astonishing facts, events, and numbers.
The Unfeeling Doctor Betwixt Birthing Babies: Poems About Love, Loss, and More Love by Melissa Yuan-Innes The Unfeeling Doctor Betwixt Birthing Babies: Poems About Love, Loss, and More Love by Melissa Yuan-Innes Feb. 19, 2012 $2.99 26071 words Sample 20%
This is the story about a plucky emergency doctor giving birth to two healthy babies—and all the whacked-out stuff that happens in between. Death and disease stalk and smite my family; I'm trying to save lives in the ER and conceive another baby. Warning: this book is less about official doctor-ing and more about my unbalanced life (but funny! And plucky! Did I mention plucky?).
Constable for Life: Chronicles of a Canadian Mountie by Chuck Bertrand Constable for Life: Chronicles of a Canadian Mountie by Chuck Bertrand Feb. 18, 2012 $2.99 40797 words Sample 20%
This collection of short stories presents the reader with a refreshing view of policing. Entwined with the many humorous tales are some that tell of the darker realities of life. The Constable for Life anecdotes relate how a common sense, well-rounded individual attempts to police in the square mould of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.