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Adventures In Camping with Scoop Jackson | by Paul L. McMurray Aug. 28, 2010 | $0.99 | 32917 words | Sample 33% |
| 25 years of camping craziness--A Survival Guide! Exploding Toilets, Animal Hazards, Mudwrestling with Angry Nuns, Food & Drink Disasters, and other common camping mishaps, all (mostly) true! Plus great (& real) food & drink recipes, including Deep-Fried Cajun Turkey and BBQ Armadillo. And FYI: Spider-eating Tips! Yes, you need to read this book for your own camping safety--or wind up next! | |||||
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Standing Up | by William Todd Aug. 23, 2010 | $0.99 | 53237 words | Sample 25% |
| Standing Up is a collection of stories about a hardened, streetwise, ex-cabbie-turned-comedian who’s out to get what he can of this world. Cabbie Bill has traded his megaphone in for a standup mike to tell the world about his experiences in the hopes of getting rich. | |||||
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Ban hop dong nghiet nga | by Vu Ngoc Hai Aug. 22, 2010 | $9.99 | 168 words | Sample 50% |
| Có chà ng há»a sÄ© không chuyên nghiệp Chẳng thÃch vẽ tranh,chỉ vẽ ngưá»i! Tìm đâu đối tượng? Buồn khôn xiết! Bao chiá»u, há»a sÄ© mãi suy tư!! | |||||
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Sống và yêu | by Vu Ngoc Hai Aug. 22, 2010 | $9.99 | 94 words | Sample 50% |
| Nếu cuá»™c Ä‘á»i là hoa! Tình giống như máºt ngá»t! Yêu rồi chịu cách xa Tim nghe chừng lá»a đốt!! | |||||
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The Labyrinth | by World Audience Aug. 22, 2010 | $9.99 | 49976 words | Sample 20% |
| The Labyrinth is the memoir of M. Stefan Strozier. Strozier is a modern-day, global Huck Finn. 2nd Edition! Revised, expanded, updated, edited by Kyle David Torke; and with a new cover; prefaced by Lee Stringer. | |||||
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It's Not Just a Ballgame Anymore | by Sean Michael Hogan Aug. 19, 2010 | $1.49 | 37250 words | Sample 20% |
| Funny and irreverent essays from a tragic sports fan and astute political commentator, with all the scathing recklessness you'd expect from someone with a habit of rooting for losers, from Buffalo sports teams to the White House. These tales of competition, corruption, war and hope have been performance-enhanced for your enjoyment. | |||||
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Pearls for Baby Boomers (Wisdom Not Included) | by Tor Richardson Aug. 12, 2010 | $0.99 | 6019 words | Sample 30% |
| Conventional wisdom says Baby Boomers should be retiring soon, but the world has gone slightly insane. Conventional wisdom is out the window. Travel is hard, money is troubling, doctors are annoying, and people are just plain rude. In a world where we are still too polite to speak our minds, Tor Richardson offers a pair of essays that might just do a little of that for us. | |||||
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The Pensacola Cracker Barrel | by Ronald Allen Aug. 12, 2010 | $0.99 | 535 words | Sample 70% |
| Have you ever turned off an Interstate highway to find a restaurant you've seen advertised on a billboard, just to find "you can't get there from here"? This is a poetic saga of such an adventure. | |||||
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Tales From The Wild Blue Yonder *Taking Mexico Flying* | by John Quinn Olson Aug. 10, 2010 | $0.99 | 62185 words | Sample 10% |
| Take a flying safari to Old Mexico. Come along on a wild ride and never even leave your arm chair. Sky out with a wild cast of characters. Find out what flying's really all about! | |||||
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Fame, Fire, and Surrender: The Fearless Interview with Brett Butler | by D. Patrick Miller Aug. 06, 2010 | Free! | 4464 words | Read a sample |
| For all those who have wondered, "Whatever happened to Brett Butler?", his no-holds-barred interview with the beloved comedian and star of "Grace Under Fire" reveals the inner life of a spirited performer. | |||||
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Me and the Gargantuan Space Babes: Omnibus Edition | by D. Patrick Miller Aug. 06, 2010 | $2.95 | 7343 words | Sample 33% |
| Miles Driven, the Last of the Smooth Movers and a Celebrated Great Escapist, tells the six-part, all-too-true story of how his sojourn at a Krispy Kreme doughnut parlor morphs into a galactic battle with gargantuan space babes who wouldn't think twice about dissolving his consciousness in a karmic acid bath. You'll never guess how he pulls himself together and gets out of this one! | |||||
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Higher Straits: The Fearless Interview with David Knopfler | by D. Patrick Miller Aug. 05, 2010 | $1.99 | 2379 words | Sample 20% |
| In this revealing conversation, 'Dire Straits' co-founder David Knopfler talks about the creative life and how he's protected his integrity as an independent musician | |||||
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Dreams Are Unfinished Thoughts | by Brian Paone Aug. 05, 2010 | $0.99 | 128609 words | Sample 50% |
| In Brian Paone's first novel, he chronicles the trials and tribulations of befriending a "rock star." The novel follows their 11 year friendship which includes a battle with drug abuse, depression, the music industry, and an ultimately death. | |||||
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Doping with RC Cola and a Moon Pie | by D. Patrick Miller Aug. 05, 2010 | Free! | 2808 words | Read a sample |
| The true story of how the author wandered off the track of competitive bicycling, never to return. This shocking confessional reveals the final, dirty little truth behind the Floyd Landis scandal and the rumors swirling around Lance Armstrong: the sport is just too damn hard! | |||||
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Two Tone Jimmy | by Ronald Allen Aug. 04, 2010 | $0.99 | 2296 words | Sample 50% |
| I hate high pressure sales routines! My wife knows I hate high pressure sales routines, but sometimes she judges the potential rewards sufficient to justify a violation of my sensitivities. That’s what happened the day we met Two Tone Jimmy. | |||||
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Good E-Reader Magazine August 2010 | by Michael Kozlowski Aug. 03, 2010 | $1.99 | 16912 words | Sample 15% |
| Every month we release our Good E-Reader Magazine. Our mandate is to write about all of the latest E-Reader, E-Book and Slate/Tablet news. We publish the worlds only Pure E-Reader and Tablet and Slate PC Magazine in the world! We have exclusive interviews with some of the worlds leading CEOS of major companies who make said e-readers. | |||||
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The War of the Squirrels | by Ronald Allen Aug. 03, 2010 | $0.99 | 3812 words | Sample 50% |
| Humorous version of the age-old battle of keeping bird feeders squirrel-free! If you're a bird lover, you've been there! | |||||
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A 40-year-old Midget in a Little Girl's Suit | by Bette Nunn July 28, 2010 | $4.99 | 15761 words | Sample 15% |
| This story is about Abby Walls Huff’s life and the funny things she said and did. The book is compiled from things her mother, the author, collected over the years, adding that Abby was the funniest of her three children. This is a story about an extended family and things that happened as they were growing up. | |||||
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Revolutions for Fun and Profit! | by Ryan Shattuck July 27, 2010 | Free! | 39729 words | Read a sample |
| Want to start a revolution but don’t know where to begin? This guidebook is for you! Inside, you will find answers to all your questions about revolutions, including: Is it okay for revolutionaries to wear white after Labor Day? Which was more dangerous: the French Revolution or the Dance Dance Revolution? All these questions - AND MORE - will be answered in this revolutionary guidebook! | |||||
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STEP RIGHT UP!...I'm Gonna Scare The Pants Off America | by William Castle July 27, 2010 | $8.99 | 72161 words | Sample 10% |
| Nostalgia vies with rollicking good fun in these anecdote-studded memoirs of legendary horror director William Castle. Remember the Lloyds of London life insurance policy that protected moviegoers if they were frightened to death by "Macabre"? Or the theatre seats that buzzed when "The Tingler" came on screen...and refunds for cowards who could not face the last terrifying minutes of "Homicidal"? | |||||
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BURNED - Living Through the 80s and 90s as a Rock Guitarist | by Bobby DeVito July 21, 2010 | $0.99 | 68464 words | Sample 25% |
| A quick scan of the pages herein revealed that the contents of this book lie somewhere between a Bukowski novel and the lyrics of Prince’s Little Red Corvette. As I pressed onward, a small voice in my head got louder and louder until I could no longer ignore the question. Why in the world would anyone want to read a story about Bobby Devito? This is the tale of an atypical wannabe rockstar! | |||||
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Lighting Design for Modern Houses of Worship | by Richard Cadena July 19, 2010 | $9.95 | 34655 words | Sample 25% |
| Lighting Design for Modern Houses of Worship is a complete step-by-step guide to lighting design for people of all levels of experience. It covers everything from the basics of lighting, including the McCandless method, to more advanced topics like the "jewel" lighting method, lighting for video, color theory, rendering, visualization, documentation and paperwork. | |||||
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101 Ways To Market Your Music On The Web | by Simon Adams July 18, 2010 | $18.99 | 75110 words | |
| Save thousands in PR agency fees! This book tells you which digital promotion tools & marketing techniques you should be using to promote your music online. We reveal all the secrets music publicists want to keep to themselves! 101 Ways To Market Your Music On The Web is the #1 book for independent artists and bands seeking to market and promote their music via the web at little or no cost. | |||||
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Tay Thi | by Pham Lam Khai July 17, 2010 | $14.99 | 118840 words | Sample 50% |
| Thá»i kỳ Xuân Thu – Chiến Quốc, Việt quốc có 1 cô gái giặt áo, ngÅ© quan Ä‘oan chÃnh, phấn diện đà o hoa, tướng mạo hÆ¡n ngưá»i. Khi cô giặt áo bên bá» sông, bóng cô soi trên mặt nước sông trong suốt là m cô thêm xinh đẹp. | |||||
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Collection the songs of Trinh Cong Son | by Pham Lam Khai July 17, 2010 | $19.99 | 25066 words | Sample 50% |
| Tuyển táºp các ca khúc bất tá» cá»§a Cố Nhạc Sỹ Trịnh Công SÆ¡n. Hình như các tác phẩm cá»§a Ông Ä‘i liá»n vá»›i sá»± hình thà nh cá»§a loà i ngưá»i. Qua các ca khúc ta hiểu được cuá»™c Ä‘á»i và nhân sinh, váºn mệnh. Những cảm giác mà đôi khi ta có mà không biết! Má»i các bạn sưu tầm! | |||||
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The City of Talon | by Brent Newhall July 07, 2010 | $4.99 | 17547 words | Sample 25% |
| Talon is a tabletop RPG setting, suitable for use in any Medieval fantasy world. Describes a complex seaside mercantile city, with dozens of locations and characters (friendly and otherwise), including stat blocks for Dungeons and Dragons 4th Edition, 3.5, and GURPS. | |||||
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The Secret World of Jon and Kate: The Stupidest Story in the History of the Universe and the People Who Covered It | by Al Walentis July 06, 2010 | $9.99 | 66058 words | Sample 15% |
| The crazy world of Jon and Kate Gosselin like you've never seen it before! Al Walentis reported on the story for Us Weekly and he delivers a pull-no-punches account of the madness of tabloid journalism, taking you behind the scenes to show what it was really like at ground zero when international paparazzi swarmed into Wernersville, Pennsylvania to cover the unlikeliest celebrity story in history. | |||||
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The Savvy Citizen's Guide to Surviving the End of the World if All You've Got Left is Your Kindle, Nook, iPad, Sony Reader, or Other Way-Cool Reading Device | by Roy "Bulldog" O'Connor July 04, 2010 | $2.99 | 9317 words | |
| Mix two parts humor, one part education, and you've got the Savvy Citizen's Guides. In this guide, an expert survivalist navigates us through the end of the world, even if all you've got left is your e-reader. Whether it's 2012, economic collapse, or nuclear war, you'll learn how to get to safety, provide for your needs, and secure massive amounts of free ice cream. | |||||
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Nerd Story -- Nerd Sex and Other Tales from the Great Computer Revolution | by Bill Gervasi July 01, 2010 | $0.99 | 92274 words | Sample 20% |
| This memoir tells the personal story of a nerd who managed to be in the right place at the right time when the computer industry was in its infancy. The author was one of thousands of bobbleheads who didn’t just watch but also participated in the Great Computer Revolution, playing tricks on each other, eating and drinking together, and having a hell of a time along the way. | |||||
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Alien Report Card: In Which a Real-Life Alien Being Gives Us a Progress Report on the Human Condition | by Bonobo the Alien June 30, 2010 | $2.99 | 11815 words | Sample 20% |
| Meet Bonobo. He's an alien from outer space who's stranded on Earth, and he's taken time out from his busy schedule of taste-testing margaritas and chocolate to give us a report card on the human condition. Illustrated with highly technical stick-figure artwork, Bonobo gives us an outsider's perspective on human politics, sex, marriage, technology, toilet paper, and much, much more. | |||||
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The Color of Blackjack | by Daniel Dravot June 28, 2010 | $9.99 | 15805 words | Sample 28% |
| This revolutionary blackjack card counting system eliminates complicated calculations and condenses it to a single chart to visualize. This book is an enticing and simplified methodology that squeezes every last drop from the KO count. You'll be playing at a skillful level after applying the concepts in the first four chapters. You'll learn all you need to know to extract money from a casino. | |||||
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Be A Winner At Slots | by Pat Budd June 26, 2010 | $6.99 | 11342 words | Sample 10% |
| If you've ever visited a casino you've probably played slot machines. If you're like most people you've probably left your money with the casino. Winning At Slots gives you strategies and tips to help you win more often and keep the money you win. Lady luck always plays a part in any form of gambling, but with these strategies you are much more likely to be a winner and come home with the money | |||||
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Scary Beast | by CE Wills June 25, 2010 | Free! | 1210 words | Read a sample |
| When you go strolling in the woods be sure to take a gun. Also, it would be wise to check your back-trail occasionally. A true story about my encounter with a mountain lion. | |||||
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Bookstore Lore: The Stupidest Questions Ever Asked in a Bookstore | by Tom Lichtenberg June 22, 2010 | Free! | 4476 words | Read a sample |
| The original collection of "Most Stupid Questions Ever" with an introduction by Chris Haight, and collected by generations of bookstore workers from downtown San Francisco, California. Now in its 4th edition, featuring brand new stupid questions submitted by our readers | |||||
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The Picnic Basket - Great Recipes for Outdoor Fun | by Chefs Secret Vault June 21, 2010 | $3.99 | 4189 words | Sample 30% |
| Seasons come and go but somewhere it’s time for a picnic. A picnic may be romantic or for family and friends. Everyone wants to make a memorable dish that will become their signature creation. We’ve compiled these great recipes to lend you a hand to make you everyone’s favorite chef. | |||||
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Son of a Son of a Gambler: Winners, Losers, and What to Do When You Win the Lottery | by Don McNay June 21, 2010 | $9.99 | 48735 words | Sample 20% |
| The second book by syndicated columnist and Huffington Post contributor Don McNay touches on two central themes: lottery winners and McNay's perspective on life as the son of a bookmaker and professional gambler. | |||||
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10 Dating Lessons from Sex and the City | by Pamela Diane King June 21, 2010 | $0.99 | 5494 words | Sample 10% |
| 10 Dating Lessons from Sex and the City is the essential guide to dating, based on the cult hit Sex and the City. By studying the dating drama and disasters in Sex and the City, women can discover what to do, and what not to do when it comes to dating and relationships. The book provides humorous and practical dating advice for women of all ages written by an author with a degree in Psychology. | |||||
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The James Bond Movie Guide | by Kyle W. Bell June 18, 2010 | $4.99 | 26016 words | Sample 25% |
| The James Bond Movie Guide is the ultimate source for this renowned movie franchise. With a collection of reviews and summaries for the 22 films, you will learn about each in detail and without fear of spoilers. A list of facts and cast for each film is included, along with series trivia, figures, and charts. Adding to the value are reviews for James Bond video games dating back to GoldenEye. | |||||
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Learning to Fly: Why Bounty Hunting is More Therapeutic than Running Over Morelli with a Buick | by Sylvia Day June 17, 2010 | $0.99 | 2715 words | Sample 15% |
| "When we first meet Stephanie, she can't afford therapy--she can barely afford her low-rent apartment and regular meals. A couple of hours a week with a trained professional, not that you'd have talked her into it, probably would have done her good. Luckily, as Sylvia Day suggests, she found bounty hunting instead." - Leah Wilson, Perfectly Plum: An Unauthorized Celebration of Stephanie Plum | |||||
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Matasapo, Mister Yamaha and other Jungle Tales | by Howard Kramer June 15, 2010 | $7.95 | 104573 words | Sample 50% |
| 27 related stories, all thoughtfully crafted, outrageously funny, the experiences of the author as he transitions from being a participant in the economic frenzy fostered by the Baby Boomers to a retired life, high above the Pacific beaches of Samara and Nosara, in Guanacaste, Costa Rica, living in a remote mountain community that has only had electricity for the past few years. Compelling reading | |||||
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| 最近起ããŸæ™‚事å•題や誰もãŒå‹˜é•ã„ã—ã¦ã„ãã†ãªã“ã¨ã‚’100å•ã®â—‹Ã—クイズã«ã¾ã¨ã‚ã¾ã—ãŸã€‚ ○×ã¨ã„ã†ã‚ã‹ã‚Šã‚„ã™ã„クイズ形å¼ã¨ãƒãƒ©ã‚¨ãƒ†ã‚£ã«å¯Œã‚“ã è§£ç”ãŒã€ã‚ãªãŸã®çŸ¥è˜æ¬²ã‚’満ãŸã—ã¾ã™ã€‚ | |||||
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Reinventing Cinema: The First Decade of Digital Cinema | by Nick Dager June 03, 2010 | $5.99 | 73654 words | Sample 30% |
| In May 1999 Star Wars: Episode 1 – The Phantom Menace opened with digital screenings in a handful of movie theatres in and around New York and Los Angeles: digital cinema’s first decade was underway. An eyewitness to all the challenges and changes taking place, Nick Dager, founder of the website Digital Cinema Report, chronicles the people who are using new technology to reinvent cinema. | |||||
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Trivia Time, Volume One | by haymaker June 02, 2010 | $2.99 | 14727 words | Sample 30% |
| Test your trivia skills with Trivia Time, Volume One. 1,000 questions and answers in six categories: history & geography, entertainment, literature & art, sports, science and miscellaneous that are sure to entertain and challenge all trivia fans. | |||||
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The Ones That Got Away: A Dating Memoir | by M. Hill June 02, 2010 | $3.95 | 103816 words | Sample 15% |
| Are you ready to meet your new best friend? Then grab a cup of coffee and let's go. If what they say about girl talk is true, and misery loving company, then come along and enjoy this commiserative tale of the trials and tribulations of modern dating. "Incredibly witty, light, easy, entertaining reading. I loved it!" E. Trent, an Amazon.com reviewer | |||||
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The Bitch's Bible | by Tania Chilby June 02, 2010 | $1.99 | 14262 words | Sample 30% |
| This bible tackles the works of Great Bitches; discover how to be a Bitch, understand Bitches & what matters to them. Learn the art of creative, passionate Bitching while gaining an understanding for your fellow bitches. In this light hearted eBook I give all bitches accurate & amusing information about themselves, their girlfriends & family. | |||||
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The Ultimate Red Dead Redemption Player's Guide | by Chris Jensen May 31, 2010 | $4.99 | 24440 words | Sample 10% |
| This detailed book is dedicated to Rockstar's latest classic, going far beyond standard strategy guides by enriching every aspect of your playing experience, including: learn how to enhance your combat skills, learn how to unlock every outfit, every horse, every achievement, plus so much more. | |||||
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Filmutopia's Movie Blog - Year One | by Clive Davies-Frayne May 30, 2010 | Free! | 30221 words | Read a sample |
| A collection of articles about surviving the movie industry as full time media-hobo and screenwriter. These articles go to the heart of what it is like to write spec screenplays for the industry, whilst at the same time trying to make sense of the evolution of movie making in a digital age. The author is an award winning writer/movie director and originator of Lone Gun Manifesto Movie Making. | |||||
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Walking Through Spider Webs ...and many other things I love to hate | by Adam Nickerson May 28, 2010 | $2.99 | 41293 words | Sample 10% |
| The entire world over, people are constantly trying to give us reasons to be happy. I am not one of those people. I feel there are an equal amount of reasons to be miserable. I have no intention of sugar coating it and I have no need to be dishonest. I will be unsympathetically and unabashedly telling you all of the things I hate and why I hate them. Maybe we can change this world together. | |||||
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Samuel Clemente Presents: A Guide to NYC (Comedic Essays) | by Samuel Clemente May 24, 2010 | $1.99 | 13123 words | Sample 20% |
| Comedic essays about New York City, life, and other varying topics. Written by Samuel Clemente, whose accomplishments include: Getting past the hovercraft level in Battletoads in only 1.3 million attempts; Dialing 1-800-Collect using 1-800-Collect (they didnt accept the charges); and attempting to refine poppy seed bagels to start his own international cartel. | |||||
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Well! Reflections on the Life and Career of Jack Benny | by Ben Ohmart May 22, 2010 | $14.00 | 53439 words | Sample 10% |
| Well! Reflections on the Life and Career of Jack Benny is a collection of rare and delightful essays and personal reminiscences on perhaps the greatest comedian who has ever lived. Jack Benny's impact on the world of entertainment was profound, and the ripples of his influence are still expanding today. | |||||