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Percy the Parrot and other Pet Subjects by Peter Cain Percy the Parrot and other Pet Subjects by Peter Cain May 01, 2012 $2.99 20306 words Sample 20%
‘Percy the Parrot – and other Pet Subjects’ is a collection of humorous accounts and recollections with various creatures that have passed through the author ‘Captain’ Peter Cain’s life, ranging from mice to elephants. From the early age of just eighteen months old when he ‘left home’ to the present day, he shares with you his many memorable experiences.
A Wander in Vetland by John Hicks A Wander in Vetland by John Hicks May 01, 2012 $4.99 74435 words Sample 20%
John Hicks is an English trained vet who has spent much of his working life in New Zealand. A Wander in Vetland is an insider’s look at his changing profession. Hicks's lively tales frequently draw the reader into the more curious aspects of medical and veterinary history. For those who want to discover what use eunuchs made of goose quills, or how Italian women seduced their lovers, read on...
Versistasis 3: the Tetranomicon RPG by Jason Jowett Versistasis 3: the Tetranomicon RPG by Jason Jowett April 30, 2012 $4.49 6826 words
The third installment in the series, a education based gamebook.
Tales from the Trenches: True Stories of a Working Musician by Leni Matlin Tales from the Trenches: True Stories of a Working Musician by Leni Matlin April 27, 2012 $0.99 9343 words Sample 30%
Tales from the Trenches is a compilation of 7 entertaining, funny and outrageous accounts from the world of working musicians. When musicians hang out, part of the repartee is regaling each other with the most memorable gigs they've ever played; from the comic to the calamitous, the tales never end. You are hereby invited to sit in and check out 7 classic tales from the trenches of the music world
101 “Brain Teasers” on Megan Fox by Movie Magic 101 “Brain Teasers” on Megan Fox by Movie Magic April 27, 2012 $2.99 4631 words Sample 20%
Love Movie Trivia? Think you know all about Megan Fox? Then now’s the time to pit your wits– 101 amazing ‘Brain Teasers’ on Megan Fox that will have your brain cells working overtime – Harder than you’d think: Test Now!
Pronosticación nueva para 1562 de Nostradamus by Manuel Sanchez Pronosticación nueva para 1562 de Nostradamus by Manuel Sanchez April 27, 2012 $3.00 4777 words
Uno de los últimos trabajos de Nostradamus en forma de almanaque anual. Esta traducción ha sido realizada meticulosamente conservando y respetando al máximo posible la estructura del mismo así como su contenido, para hacerlo llegar desde 1561 a las manos del lector del siglo XXI.
Tips for First Time Cruisers by Lance Puckney Tips for First Time Cruisers by Lance Puckney April 26, 2012 $0.99 5693 words Sample 20%
If you've been thinking about a cruise, but don't know if you'd like it, or if you've just booked your first cruise and have no idea what to do next, this book is for you. It covers everything from how to decide on a cruise to what to pack and all of your entertainment options on the ship and in port. This book is a great way to make sure you don't miss anything on your first cruise.
Cuadernos de viaje. Malasia, Sri Lanka, India by Alberto de la Madrid Cuadernos de viaje. Malasia, Sri Lanka, India by Alberto de la Madrid April 26, 2012 $3.00 36603 words Sample 20%
Se trata de la segunda entrega de un viaje de medio año que discurrió por Filipinas, Malasia, Brunei, Indonesia, Singapur, Sri Lanka, India, y posteriormente por África y parte de Europa. A este volumen corresponde el paso por la península de Malaca, Sri Lanka e India.
Cuadernos de viaje. El sureste asiático by Alberto de la Madrid Cuadernos de viaje. El sureste asiático by Alberto de la Madrid April 26, 2012 $3.00 21141 words Sample 20%
Este libro es el colofón de un largo viaje que comenzó en Filipinas, discurrió por el sudeste asiático e India, para hacer más tarde el camino entre Sudáfrica y Kenia. En Nairobi no me sentí con fuerzas para atravesar Etiopía y Sudán y volé a Atenas. Estas páginas son la continuación del periplo africano, un mes de vagabundeo por el Egeo y Albania.
Cuadernos de viaje. El sureste asiático by Alberto de la Madrid Cuadernos de viaje. El sureste asiático by Alberto de la Madrid April 26, 2012 $3.00 58117 words Sample 20%
Se trata de la primera entrega de un viaje de medio año que discurrió por Filipinas, Malasia, Indonesia, Singapur, Sri Lanka, India, y posteriormente por África y parte de Europa. Este volumen se centra en la primera parte del viaje. El segundo de la serie llevará el título de Malasia e India.
Cuadernos de viaje. Entre Ciudad de Méjico y el Machu Picchu by Alberto de la Madrid Cuadernos de viaje. Entre Ciudad de Méjico y el Machu Picchu by Alberto de la Madrid April 26, 2012 $3.00 42568 words Sample 10%
Impresiones de un largo viaje entre Ciudad de Méjico y el Machu Picchu. Méjico, Guatemala, El Salvador, Costa Rica, Panamá, Cuba, Venezuela, Brasil y Perú.
Too Much World by Kelli Jae Baeli Too Much World by Kelli Jae Baeli April 25, 2012 $3.99 33639 words Sample 20%
"A powerful, thought-provoking collection of essays that reveal the author’s ability to dig deep into the pits of despair, and moreover, seek ways to climb out...” ~KIWI Club Reviews
Vivid Scribe Collected Features volume 2 by Kate Krake Vivid Scribe Collected Features volume 2 by Kate Krake April 25, 2012 Free! 15667 words Read a sample
A second volume of pop culture themed feature articles from Vivid Scribe, plus an all new essay written especially for this book.
Bettered by a Dead Crustacean by Kelli Jae Baeli Bettered by a Dead Crustacean by Kelli Jae Baeli April 25, 2012 $3.99 21960 words Sample 20%
“Prepare yourself for a wildly entertaining jaunt through the witty psyche of the author, as she shares odd and humorous thoughts on a wide range of subjects, proving once again her ability to make us think, laugh and question our own sanity.” ~KIWI Club Reviews
Using Astrology to Find Your Luck: What Works? by K.C. Powers Using Astrology to Find Your Luck: What Works? by K.C. Powers April 24, 2012 $24.99 37754 words Sample 12%
What are the Best Triggers of a Lucky Event? Do I have a Lottery Winner's Chart? Are people really born lucky? Using Astrology and a large Database, Kathleen looks at what really works in pinpointing Luck and Good Fortune.
Instant Songwriting: Musical Improv from Dunce to Diva Part 2 (Decent Level) by Nancy Howland Walker Instant Songwriting: Musical Improv from Dunce to Diva Part 2 (Decent Level) by Nancy Howland Walker April 24, 2012 $3.99 11231 words Sample 20%
Instant Songwriting is the ultimate how-to book for musical improvisers and an excellent resource for songwriters. Nancy Howland Walker guides you with clear, logical and fun step-by-step exercises, from the very basics of putting a song together, to highly advanced song techniques. Musical tracks are included for each exercise – to accompany you as you practice and master each step along the way.
Tales of a Two-Year-Old by Naveed Saleh Tales of a Two-Year-Old by Naveed Saleh April 23, 2012 $0.99 21604 words Sample 20%
Two-year-olds do crazy things. My name is Naveed, and I'm a physician-journalist. I spent a year observing my two-year-old, Zain, and jotting down all the funny things that he does. I then wrote this polished book of short, humorous anecdotes. I wrote this book to not only celebrate my two-year-old but two-year-olds everywhere. Enjoy!
Opculato For Kids by Daniel Mullan Opculato For Kids by Daniel Mullan April 23, 2012 $125.00 168 words
Opculato for kids is a non interactive mathematical puzzle game that concentrates on addition and subtraction skills.
101 Amazing Facts Every Fan Should Know about Jennifer Aniston by Movie Magic 101 Amazing Facts Every Fan Should Know about Jennifer Aniston by Movie Magic April 23, 2012 $2.99 4634 words Sample 20%
Love Movie Trivia? Think you know all about Jennifer Aniston? Are you sure? In “101 Amazing Facts Every Fan Should Know about Jennifer Aniston” we have dug deep and uncovered 101 sexy, weird, funny, crazy, outrageous tidbits you could never even dream of before!
101 'Brain Teasers” on Jennifer Aniston by Movie Magic 101 'Brain Teasers” on Jennifer Aniston by Movie Magic April 23, 2012 $2.99 4926 words Sample 20%
Love Movie Trivia? Think you know all about Jennifer Anniston? Then now’s the time to pit your wits– 101 amazing ‘Brain Teasers’ on Jennifer Anniston that will have your brain cells working overtime – Harder than you’d think: Test Now!
Play To Win At Poker by Ann Bush Play To Win At Poker by Ann Bush April 22, 2012 $6.99 35226 words Sample 10%
In recent years poker has swept the world as the most popular card game. If you're going to play you need to have an arsenal of knowlege and skills. This book provides details about the game as well as tips and strategies that will help you understand how to play and enhance your ability to win money playing poker.
Cuadernos de viaje. De Tierra del Fuego al Amazonas by Alberto de la Madrid Cuadernos de viaje. De Tierra del Fuego al Amazonas by Alberto de la Madrid April 21, 2012 $3.00 21544 words Sample 20%
Quizás el viaje más hermoso que hecho en mi vida de viajero. Es una lástima que no quepan aquí las imágenes de los paisajes que este libro recorre. Relato y anotaciones de un recorrido por la Pampa, la Patagonia, Tierra del Fuego, el parque nacional de Puyehué, el Lanín, Santiago de Chile, el esplendor del desierto de Atacama, los Yungas de Bolivia, la selva del Rurrenabaque, el río Beni, los volc
Cuadernos de viaje. A través de África by Alberto de la Madrid Cuadernos de viaje. A través de África by Alberto de la Madrid April 21, 2012 $3.00 42787 words Sample 20%
Reflexiones, apuntes de viaje, todo lo que el paisaje y sus gentes sugieren al viajero. Tercera entrega de un viaje de medio año que dis-currió por Filipinas, Malasia, Brunei, Indonesia, Sin-gapur, Sri Lanka, India, y posteriormente por África y parte de Europa. A este volumen corresponde el paso por Sudáfrica, Namibia, Zimbabwe, Malawi, Tanzania y Kenia.
España a pie. Islas Canarias y Baleares by Alberto de la Madrid España a pie. Islas Canarias y Baleares by Alberto de la Madrid April 21, 2012 $4.00 36882 words Sample 20%
España a pie es una serie de libros que recogen mis andanzas por este bello país. Impresiones, relatos, todo aquello que sugiere al caminante el camino. En esta ocasión se trata de caminar por las Islas Canarias (Fuerteventura, Lanzarote y La Palma) y las Baleares (Ibiza y Mallorca)
Kim Kardashian For President by Rodney Ohebsion Kim Kardashian For President by Rodney Ohebsion April 21, 2012 Free! 10987 words Read a sample
Rodney Ohebsion on work, taxes, government spending, and economics.
The Unfeeling Wannabe Surgeon: A Med School Memoir by Melissa Yuan-Innes The Unfeeling Wannabe Surgeon: A Med School Memoir by Melissa Yuan-Innes April 19, 2012 $5.99 44438 words Sample 20%
The hours are inhumane. The people are insane. But you literally hold someone's life in your hands. And the one thing that nobody told me before I plunged hands-first into my surgical rotation, the thing I had to discover for myself, was that, compared to anything else in medicine, every blood-spattered second of surgery is so much fun.
Randomisms by Mark Wilson Randomisms by Mark Wilson April 19, 2012 $1.99 8990 words Sample 25%
From the Author of "The Book of Sunlight" and "The Art of Mark Wilson", a humorous collection containing original and useful slogans, proverbs, jokes, funny definitions, inspiration, anecdotes and more. A great book to give yourself as a gift to laugh when you need it.
101 Ways to Market and Distribute Your Film by Elke Weiss 101 Ways to Market and Distribute Your Film by Elke Weiss April 18, 2012 $14.99 44530 words
'101 Ways to Market and Distribute Your Film' gives filmmakers the keys to marketing and self-distributing their films both nationally and internationally. This comprehensive guide details how to sell a film the DIY way-from publicity and marketing to theatrical self-release and DVD sales.
War of the Tyrants by Charles Hinton War of the Tyrants by Charles Hinton April 18, 2012 $7.95 37748 words Sample 20%
An earthquake devastates Los Angeles, making thousands of dinosaurs escape from a huge dinosaur zoo near there. They invade the city and battle the armed forces: A mean and tough general is in command, working with a zoo director who’s a scientist. Bombs are dropped on the city as warplanes, tanks battle dinosaurs. Huge plant-eaters stampede, crushing people. Meat-eaters rip people apart as troops
Israelis and Palestinians Both Like Food by Rodney Ohebsion Israelis and Palestinians Both Like Food by Rodney Ohebsion April 17, 2012 Free! 2519 words Read a sample
A look at the Israeli–Palestinian conflict.
Koreans Who Hate Seinfeld by Rodney Ohebsion Koreans Who Hate Seinfeld by Rodney Ohebsion April 17, 2012 Free! 6389 words Read a sample
Rodney Ohebsion on the psychology of persuasion. Sort of.
The Betwixters: A Look Back at the Before and After Generation By Someone Who Should Be Looking Forward by Nicholas Ewertz The Betwixters: A Look Back at the Before and After Generation By Someone Who Should Be Looking Forward by Nicholas Ewertz April 16, 2012 $3.99 39033 words Sample 20%
Born between 1976 and 1985, Betwixters fall between Generation X and Millennials. Previously undefined, this before and after generation has helped usher in drastic social change that pushes us closer together while simultaneously pulling us apart.
German Word Search Puzzles. Volume 2. by Ted Summerfield German Word Search Puzzles. Volume 2. by Ted Summerfield April 16, 2012 $0.99 480 words Sample 37%
Volume 2 contains 51 previously published German wordsearch puzzles, in easy, medium and hard levels of play, now available to you as an inexpensive ebook. Think you’re smart? These German language puzzles are more challenging than English language puzzles and really give your mind a workout. Happy puzzling, Ted.
Confessions of a New Age Player by Scott Edwards Confessions of a New Age Player by Scott Edwards April 16, 2012 $1.49 79750 words Sample 20%
A comical look into the dating life of a recently divorced man in his late 30s as he tries to learn his way around today's single scene.
English Norwegian Joke Book 2 by Jeremy Taylor English Norwegian Joke Book 2 by Jeremy Taylor April 15, 2012 $3.99 8458 words Sample 20%
The English Norwegian Joke Book 2 is an excellent way for Norwegian people to practise their English - and for foreigners who are trying to learn Norwegian. More great jokes just like the first English Norwegian Joke Book. Great jokes like: Gartner: Jeg bruker alltid masse hestemøkk på rabarbraen min. Venn: Personlig foretrekker jeg eggekrem.
Play To Win At Blackjack by Ann Bush Play To Win At Blackjack by Ann Bush April 14, 2012 $6.99 11304 words Sample 10%
Blackjack is one of the most popular card games in the world. With the tips and strategies in this book you'll learn to play if you're a beginner or increase your skills if you already play. The goal of any casino game is to win money and you can develop the skills needed to win more money and keep more of the money you win.
Excel 2007 for Fantasy Football by John Broberg Excel 2007 for Fantasy Football by John Broberg April 14, 2012 $7.99 3787 words Sample 30%
Don't get stuck with canned cheat sheets anymore! Finally, there's a better way to rank NFL players. Now you too can build cheat sheets completely customized to your fantasy football league. With Excel® 2007 for Fantasy Football, you have total control of your player rankings and cheat sheets. Power up your draft strategy, with this instructive step-by-step guide.
Voting Under the Influence of Fox News by Rodney Ohebsion Voting Under the Influence of Fox News by Rodney Ohebsion April 14, 2012 Free! 17955 words Read a sample
Liberal political pundit Rodney Ohebsion takes shots at the Republican Party.
The Super Unofficial Concertgoer's Guide to Coachella 2012 by Don Kowalewski The Super Unofficial Concertgoer's Guide to Coachella 2012 by Don Kowalewski April 14, 2012 $1.99 19437 words Sample 15%
Everything you need to know about Coachella 2012. Whether you're a first-time attendee or have been going for years, this is your go-to source for bands, maps, packing guides, and everything else you'll need to survive and rock out for two awesome, insane weekends in the California desert.
7 Tips for Long-Term Online Gambling Success by Duncan Stearn 7 Tips for Long-Term Online Gambling Success by Duncan Stearn April 14, 2012 $9.99 9116 words Sample 20%
Are you tired of losing? Then become a winner. Why lose your hard-earned money at the races when you could come out ahead? Even if you are a net winner you just know you could be even more profitable? This book, which you can read in less than a couple of hours, represents more than 40 years of accumulated knowledge!
Spanish Word Search Puzzles by Ted Summerfield Spanish Word Search Puzzles by Ted Summerfield April 13, 2012 $0.99 484 words Sample 37%
Your brain doesn't get a really good workout when you're solving English language puzzles and you speak English. You'll have hours of fun solving these 50 Spanish word search puzzles, in easy, medium and hard levels of play, whether or not you speak Spanish. Puzzles are laid out 1 to a page, with large print for easy reading, solving and printing out. Happy puzzling, Ted.
Jokes About Women– The Ultimate Collection! Seriously Funny Jokes & One Liner’s to Piss Yourself Laughing by Greatest Books Jokes About Women– The Ultimate Collection! Seriously Funny Jokes & One Liner’s to Piss Yourself Laughing by Greatest Books April 12, 2012 $2.99 33339 words Sample 20%
Jokes about women! Blondes, fatties, Mother in Law, busty old bags, wedding jokes and a whole bunch more that will have you in stitches – The Joke Factory strikes again and this time its women who are in the firing range!
Cancer - Cancer Star Sign Traits, Truths and Love Compatibility by Sarah Johnstone Cancer - Cancer Star Sign Traits, Truths and Love Compatibility by Sarah Johnstone April 11, 2012 $4.00 12863 words Sample 15%
Everything that you could possibly need to know about the astrological sign of Cancer including detailed and interesting information about the traits and truths of a Cancerian; their personalities and their love and friendship compatibility with the other signs of the zodiac.
Mama and Me by Bette Nunn Mama and Me by Bette Nunn April 11, 2012 $5.99 300220 words Sample 20%
Includes many of the “Mama and Me” and “Bette’s Barbs” columns written for The Martinsville Reporter and The Reporter-Times in Martinsville, IN, for the last half century. The columns talk about things that happened—births, deaths, schools, store openings, fires, crimes, store closings, historical events, tragedies, wars, events in Martinsville and Morgan County, and stories about local people.
Dog Weirdo by Jana Joujan Dog Weirdo by Jana Joujan April 11, 2012 $1.99 32951 words Sample 8%
It is a short (dog) walk from normal to weirdo.
SMS Jokes - Dirty Text & Cell Phone Jokes to Piss Your Pants With!Seriously funny filth!! by Greatest Books SMS Jokes - Dirty Text & Cell Phone Jokes to Piss Your Pants With!Seriously funny filth!! by Greatest Books April 10, 2012 $2.99 4061 words Sample 20%
Take 5 minutes out to laugh yourself silly! These are the latest jokes doing the rounds and so dirty and funny you’re gonna wet yourself laughing so hard!
Three Hundred Quite Good Jokes. Volume One. by Ebenezer Jackson-Firefly Three Hundred Quite Good Jokes. Volume One. by Ebenezer Jackson-Firefly April 10, 2012 $2.99 57530 words Sample 20%
Three hundred jokes in English for $2.99. They are not grouped according to themes but appear in random order. Each one has a title and a number. They vary in length - from very short (a couple of lines) to fairly long (thirty lines plus), They are inoffensive, but in the main they are not children’s jokes. Some of them are funny.
Intense Encounters: Young Men and Transwomen in Music Videos by Feedback Press Intense Encounters: Young Men and Transwomen in Music Videos by Feedback Press April 10, 2012 $0.99 5249 words Sample 20%
Intense Encounters focuses on a series of videos that portray erotically-charged encounters between seemingly-straight men and trans-women. This paper takes a closer look at the following music videos: “Pass This On” by The Knife (2003); “Sing Me Spanish Techno” by The New Pornographers (2005), and Kai Stänicke’s /Tin [A] Din’s “Cold Star” (2010).
Endlessly Horny for Wonder and Magic: How Jim Steinman's Bat Out of Hell Perfectly Captured the Pre-Pubescent American Id (and Nearly Ruined Me for Life) by Feedback Press Endlessly Horny for Wonder and Magic: How Jim Steinman's Bat Out of Hell Perfectly Captured the Pre-Pubescent American Id (and Nearly Ruined Me for Life) by Feedback Press April 10, 2012 $0.99 5376 words Sample 20%
Endlessly Horny for Wonder and Magic argues Bat Out of Hell writer Jim Steinman’s ability to speak directly to America’s inner twelve-year old is exactly why the album wound up selling over 30 million copies. As an actual twelve-year old when the album came out, the author honors the record he played endlessly that awkward, awful year.
The Season Came To An End: Freestyle Brings Loneliness To a Crowded Dance Floor by Feedback Press The Season Came To An End: Freestyle Brings Loneliness To a Crowded Dance Floor by Feedback Press April 10, 2012 $0.99 2929 words Sample 20%
The Season Came To An End discusses why freestyle, despite its continued presence at parties around the New York area, is at its core a genre defined by loneliness, and why—as a wise man once told the author—Stevie B could be considered one of the more unlikely godfathers of emo.