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	The Coolest People in the Arts: 250 Anecdotes and Stories	by David Bruce May 08, 2012	$2.00	29497 words	Sample 20%
	A Sample: Margot Fonteyn once was surprised to find out that a man she had thought was half-Oriental was actually 100% Panamanian. It turned out that as a boy he had lived in Japan. His face was injured in an earthquake, and the Japanese doctors performing plastic surgery on him had given him an Oriental appearance.
	Too Much World	by Kelli Jae Baeli April 25, 2012	$3.99	33639 words	Sample 20%
	"A powerful, thought-provoking collection of essays that reveal the author’s ability to dig deep into the pits of despair, and moreover, seek ways to climb out...” ~KIWI Club Reviews
	The Simple Guide To Selena Gomez	by Chris Scott Feb. 24, 2012	$2.99	4426 words	Sample 35%
	Selena Gomez really has lived a fairy tale. Growing up in an average neighborhood, going through the divorce of her parents and being an only child could have been lonely, she did grow up with many other children. She got the inspiration for acting from her mother. After being in a band she has now decided to concentrate on her acting. Has she now met her prince charming, how will this story end?
	Holy Cross Cemetery: The Unauthorized Guide	by Mark Masek Feb. 16, 2012	$3.99	23709 words	Sample 10%
	“Holy Cross Cemetery: The Unauthorized Guide” is a complete guide to the burial locations of nearly 70 celebrities, including film legends Rita Hayworth, Bela Lugosi, Bing Crosby, Ray Bolger, Jack Haley, Loretta Young, Jimmy Durante, Rosalind Russell, Pat O’Brien, Ann Miller, Mary Astor, Ricardo Montalban, John Candy and Fred MacMurray, plus detailed personal and professional biographies.
	THE FAT BAG stuck between a rock cake & a hard plaice	by Pearl Barley Feb. 05, 2012	$2.99	40461 words	Sample 15%
	Have you ever fought and lost the battle of the bulge? Have you ever gone to 'pinch-an-inch' and found yourself with a generous handful? If so you will quickly relate to this individual who's only wish is to lose the weight...and keep it off! After 25 years of yo-yo dieting, it's never been a walk in the park. Roll your eyes or roll on the floor laughing at the moans, groans, puns and cliches.
	Postcards From Ireland	by Michael Harling Feb. 03, 2012	$0.99	46070 words	Sample 20%
	Postcards From Ireland is a humorous ramble through the bogs and backlands of Ireland via the bewildered musings of the author who, while displaying his trademark ineptitude at dealing with life beyond the borders of the US of A, is unknowingly being drawn into an even grater adventure.
	The Life of a Paperboy	by Harvey Bird Jan. 17, 2012	$1.60	2414 words	Sample 10%
	A paper round is more entertaining than you might first think. This short book is my recollection of the hilarious and entertaining events that occur while on my paper rounds. Told with great sarcasm and comedy
	Calvary Cemetery: The Unauthorized Guide	by Mark Masek Jan. 13, 2012	$3.99	13125 words	Sample 10%
	The original Calvary Cemetery was one of the first burial grounds in Los Angeles. This book provides the most complete and comprehensive directory to find the burial locations of nearly two dozen celebrities, from the Barrymores; to silent film stars including Mabel Normand, Pola Negri and Ramon Novarro; to recent stars like Lou Costello and Irene Dunne; and even Ronald Reagan’s parents.
	Home of Peace Memorial Park: The Unauthorized Guide	by Mark Masek Jan. 07, 2012	$3.99	7181 words	Sample 5%
	Home of Peace Memorial Park in East Los Angeles contains the final resting places of some of the biggest names in the history of Hollywood, including MGM studio chief Louis B. Mayer, Universal Studios founder Carl Laemmle, three of the four movie-making Warner brothers, and two of the Three Stooges –- Curly and Shemp.
	The Title Can't Say It All	by Luke Boyd Jan. 07, 2012	Free!	1144 words	Read a sample
	A book about my final year in elementary school. My partner Ann-Margret Swindle. I had a journal that I kept up with all my information.
	MGM Makes Boys Town	by William Russo & Jan Merlin Jan. 02, 2012	$9.99	66570 words	Sample 20%
	In 1938 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer produced BOYS TOWN, a timeless classic about Father Flanagan's home for wayward boys. Now you may read how MGM's "Dream Machine" came face to face with a celebrated priest's "Character Factory." New research presents the backstory to fans of the film.
	Valhalla Memorial Park: The Unauthorized Guide	by Mark Masek Dec. 29, 2011	$3.99	12985 words	Sample 10%
	Pierce Brothers Valhalla Memorial Park, near Los Angeles, was founded in 1923, and is the oldest cemetery in the San Fernando Valley. Although more closely associated with the aviation industry than entertainment, Valhalla contains the graves of many well-known and legendary entertainers and celebrities, and this book provides a detailed guide to find their final resting places.
	Forest Lawn Hollywood Hills: The Unauthorized Guide	by Mark Masek Dec. 11, 2011	$3.99	24495 words	Sample 10%
	“Forest Lawn Hollywood Hills: The Unauthorized Guide” is a complete guide to the burial locations of dozens of celebrities, including film legends Buster Keaton, Stan Laurel and Bette Davis; TV pioneers Steve Allen and Ernie Kovacs; comedians Marty Feldman and Freddie Prinze; musicians Liberace and Rick Nelson; and recent additions John Ritter, David Carradine, Brittany Murphy and Tom Bosley.
	Angie	by Giuliano Bartolaccini Nov. 27, 2011	$1.99	82265 words	Sample 20%
	TRATTO DA UNA STORIA VERA. L’Amore sognato, quello che sfida le convenzioni e la stessa morte. Un racconto ricco di colpi di scena dove sono intrecciati odi ed amori, affetti e sentimenti, incomprensioni e paure, rinunce e sacrifici. L’atmosfera è quella dei romanzi d’avventura: al centro l’America, come sfondo il paese natìo, sede degli affetti e dei ricordi e delle speranze.
	Limo Run LA Chauffeur Memoirs	by Mark Keshel Nov. 25, 2011	$4.99	39746 words	Sample 20%
	Los Angeles, Hollywood, and Beverly Hills are just some of the places you will go as you ride along in a limousine. You’ll also meet some unbelievable characters, including the rich, the famous, and the unscrupulous as you read through this fast-paced book written by a driver who has been there and seen it all.
	The Funniest People in Television and Radio: 250 Anecdotes	by David Bruce Nov. 18, 2011	$1.00	24114 words	Sample 20%
	A sample: Humorist Frank Sullivan had a sister named Kate, who bought a TV in the days when TVs were rare. Very quickly, she called a TV repairman, who asked, “What seems to be wrong with it?” She replied, “Well, for one thing, a lot of the programs are lousy.”
	Be a Work of Art: 250 Anecdotes and Stories	by David Bruce Nov. 15, 2011	$1.00	27639 words	Sample 20%
	A sample anecdote: Very often, an actor would have trouble with part of his role, whether it was speaking a line or performing some piece of business, and he would go to theatrical director Tyrone Guthrie for help. Often, Mr. Guthrie would have the answer at hand, but if he did not, he would tell the actor, “Go home, think about it, come back, and astonish us in the morning.”
	My Buddy	by Lee Carey Nov. 14, 2011	Free!	2055 words	Read a sample
	A heartwarming short story about a 13-year old boy bonding with a steer and raising it for the 4-H program. Life is filled with so many things for a young farm boy, many touching him for many years. Readers will meet Buddy and me in a tiny span of our lives...but one that will never end. Thank you for sharing in those experiences close to my heart. All reviews are welcome and encouraging.
	The Funniest People in Theater: 250 Anecdotes	by David Bruce Nov. 11, 2011	$1.00	22613 words	Sample 20%
	This book contains 250 anecdotes about the theater, including this one: Early in her career, actress Diana Rigg was regarded as something of a kook by her neighbors because she used to lose her keys a few times a year and be forced to gain entry to her apartment by throwing a milk bottle through a window.
	A Soul`s Journey	by Sharon Cheyne-McGabe Nov. 08, 2011	$1.99	5393 words	Sample 15%
	Sharon is the mother of two boys living in the picturesque surroundings of the small seaside town of Hibberdene. This book is for anyone who has loved and loved well, had heartbreak and survived it.
	The Truth Will Set You Free	by Manie van der Westhuizen Nov. 07, 2011	$1.99	35116 words	Sample 15%
	A recording of my personal life experience with my Savior, Jesus Christ. I do not promote any religious organization, nor do I have any attention to claim this book as a religious work of art. I am honored to know that my life was extended to date with more than fifteen years. Three Coronary Bypass Operations during these fifteen years were all for the good and worth it
	Teach Me Love	by Manie van der Westhuizen Nov. 03, 2011	Free!	5726 words	Read a sample
	A recording of my personal life experience with my Savior, Jesus Christ.A privilege to read the Bible from Genesis Chapter 1 verse 1 to the end Revelation Chapter 22 verse 21.I closed the Bible, took the hand of my Redeemer and walked with him. To hold and obey his commands is the essentialia of Life. Fifteen years extended life. Three Coronary Bypass Operations, worth it to write this book...
	The Funniest People in Books: 250 Anecdotes	by David Bruce Oct. 25, 2011	$1.00	22495 words	Sample 20%
	A sample anecdote: G.K. Chesterton visited Broadway and Times Square at night when the scene was brightly lit by advertising signs. He gazed at the sight for a while, then said to a friend, “How beautiful it would be for someone who could not read.”
	The Funniest People in Dance: 250 Anecdotes	by David Bruce Oct. 23, 2011	$1.00	22218 words	Sample 20%
	This book contains 250 anecdotes, including this one: Alicia Markova was dancing the role of the Sugar Plum Fairy when Doris, her sister, sitting in the audience, overheard a little boy give what Ms. Markova considered the greatest compliment of her career. The little boy saw the Sugar Plum Fairy, then turned to his mother and said, “Can I have her for my Christmas tree next year?”
	The Coolest People in Comedy: 250 Anecdotes	by David Bruce Oct. 22, 2011	$1.00	26372 words	Sample 20%
	This book contains 250 anecdotes, including this one: Starting out as a stand-up comedian can be tough. Dallas comedian Sherry Belle remembers getting laughs her first time on stage; unfortunately, the audience was laughing at all the wrong places. For example, she finished a joke, but the audience didn’t laugh, so she said, “That was the punch line.” That made the audience laugh.
	Lost in France	by Rita Clements Lee Oct. 13, 2011	$0.99	10929 words	Sample 20%
	In a pithy, humorous memoir, the author recounts the most vivid experiences of her student days as an assistant at a School in Albi, Southern France. 1969/70.
	Two Mad Dogs & An Englishman!	by David Tye Sep. 29, 2011	$3.99	52050 words	Sample 20%
	For many years life was very simple, I enjoyed it, work was good, great holidays and nice home deep in the countryside, but things never quite stay like that do they! This is a true, humorous and entertaining story about how life changed when my wife and I added two very naughty dog’s into the scene!
	F.I.R.E or N.I.K.E that's A.I.R	by Malquize Crawford Sep. 27, 2011	$7.99	15796 words
	F.I.R.E OR N.I.K.E THAT'S A.I.R is a book unlike any book you've read before. This book is about a college student whose life is altered due to the usage of a drug by the name of marijuana. While using this drug he comes up with an idea to help out children in his generation as well as adults who inspire to know how children think.
	Seven Spins You Win	by Raymond Arthur Sep. 21, 2011	$2.95	43238 words	Sample 10%
	After twenty five years in the casino industry, it's safe to say, I have seen a lot of people from all walks of life trying to beat the casino any way they can. I review these attempts in depth, as well as offer genuine tips and advice for you to mull over. You will be surprised to learn why the 'devils number' is so relevent to roulette. Discover intriguing facts and figures as you journey thru.
	Homer Burks Soul Classic's Review	by Homer Burks Sep. 21, 2011	$4.99	11514 words	Sample 20%
	This book is based on the true story of a kid, whom because of his love for singing and music, was a member of a all male singing group, who owned the name and were, the original "Supremes". This book is his life story about the famous people he met and how he came to be an premiere "oldies but goodies" disc jockey.
	The Simple Guide To Taylor Swift	by Chris Scott Sep. 06, 2011	$1.99	3260 words	Sample 35%
	Taylor Swift, America's country cutie, three albums, movie roles and her own perfume and still in her early twenties. We think these artist are just lucky, in the right place at the right time, learn a little about how Taylor sang karaoke, performed at festivals and fairs and made trips to Nashville all in her search for a career doing something she loved, singing. You can too.
	Lee Iacocca The Baby Boomer And My Mustang '64	by Robert Chapin Aug. 29, 2011	Free!	2418 words	Read a sample
	In 1964 I attended The New York World's Fair where The Ford Motor Company just released the newest sensation - The Mustang. As a baby boomer I was smitten with "my dream car". My dad died suddenly and I worked for the benefit of my mother and sisters - and when the veterans benefits kicked in, mother co-signed for my first new car - a new original issue 1964 Mustang. Payments were $69.00/mo.
	Dalek I Loved You	by Nick Griffiths Aug. 19, 2011	$0.99	83411 words	Sample 10%
	Nick Griffiths watched his first Doctor Who aged four and a bit. He would have hidden behind the sofa but it was back against the wall and his parents didn't let him move furniture so he hid behind a cushion instead. And so began a lifelong love affair... "A very funny book for anyone who grew up wearing Tom Baker underpants. I know I did." David Tennant
	Brooklyn NY: A Grim Retrospective	by Jerry Castaldo June 20, 2011	$7.99	53877 words	Sample 20%
	This explosive autobiographical volume is about entertainer Jerry Castaldo growing up on the mean streets of Brooklyn, NY, his agonizing descent into the darkness of the city's underbelly and his desperate struggle back to normalcy.
	Hollywood Forever Cemetery: The Unauthorized Guide	by Mark Masek April 29, 2011	$3.99	31630 words	Sample 10%
	For more than 100 years, Hollywood Forever has been the premier burial spot for Hollywood’s top celebrities. Today, it’s a leading tourist destination for fans who want to pay their respects to their favorite stars. “Hollywood Forever Cemetery: The Unauthorized Guide” is the most complete and comprehensive directory to find the burial locations of nearly 70 celebrities.
	Forest Lawn Memorial-Park: The Unauthorized Guide	by Mark Masek April 27, 2011	$3.99	26681 words	Sample 10%
	From Clark Gable and Jean Harlow, to Michael Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor, and everyone in between, “Forest Lawn Memorial-Park: The Unauthorized Guide” provides the most complete and comprehensive directory to find the burial locations of nearly 100 celebrities in what has been described by Time magazine as the “Disneyland of Death,” along with personal and professional biographies.
	I DID IT MY WAY: THE PRELUDE	by M.d. Morris April 12, 2011	$0.99	3256 words	Sample 20%
	M.D. Morris' re-dramatized semi-autobiography is a complex story of survival and the promise of redemption and change; one that American history often buries and expects the world to forgive and to forget. Raised on the streets of poverty-stricken Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Morris' childhood was engulfed in child abuse, crime, societal hopelessness and violence.
	Wash Our Mouths Out With Soap - A collection of expressions, rhymes, songs, poems and games dating back to the early to mid-1800s	by Bette Nunn March 25, 2011	$6.99	40803 words	Sample 20%
	This book includes old expressions, songs and rhymes from the mid-1800s to the present. It also has a section that talks about the KKK's influence on Indiana and Martinsville in particular, as well as the Underground Railroad in Morgan County and Martinsville.
	The Judy Monologues	by Darren Stewart-Jones Feb. 08, 2011	$5.00	4057 words	Sample 5%
	The Judy Monologues is a one-act play, based entirely upon rare voice tapes recorded by Judy Garland in the mid-1960s for her never-written autobiography.
	Dreams 2	by George Forder Dec. 28, 2010	$2.99	8324 words	Sample 20%
	These dreams get deeper and more prevalent and seem to have social commentary woven into them. An entertaining exercise in looking under the covers and a fun quick read. Useful for someone wanting to see dream-work in action and to speculate what's behind them.
	The Kindest People Who Do Good Deeds: Volume 1	by David Bruce Dec. 26, 2010	$1.00	36414 words	Sample 20%
	This book contains 250 stories of good deeds, including this one: Actor/writer/director Paul Bern often gave money to the poor. One day, an impoverished woman waited in his office to see him. Because he was busy, he sent her some money and a note of apology for being unable to see her. He also told a friend about the money: “It’s mine no more than hers.”
	Once A Brat, Always A Brat	by Marilyn Celeste Morris Oct. 28, 2010	$6.99	63410 words	Sample 35%
	We wear the “Brat” name with pride. Those who argue the term is demeaning simply don’t understand. Once a Brat, Always a Brat is not intended to be a serious study of children of the military. It is neither an apology nor rallying cry for our unique experiences. Other Military Brats have contributed to this book, writing about their experiences in their own words. Resources section included.
	Not Quite A Hero	by Chronimax Oct. 10, 2010	Free!	27701 words	Read a sample
	A young rebel, expelled from school at 16 and facing criminal charges, turns to the Army for help. Soon after, he would discover that his real problems were not at home, but rather waiting for him in boot camp. Follow the incredible journey of a boy who leaves home on his 17th birthday and has to fight every day of his life thereafter just to make it through the next 15 weeks of pure hell.
	The Labyrinth	by World Audience Aug. 22, 2010	$9.99	49976 words	Sample 20%
	The Labyrinth is the memoir of M. Stefan Strozier. Strozier is a modern-day, global Huck Finn. 2nd Edition! Revised, expanded, updated, edited by Kyle David Torke; and with a new cover; prefaced by Lee Stringer.
	Tay Thi	by Pham Lam Khai July 17, 2010	$14.99	118840 words	Sample 50%
	Thời kỳ Xuân Thu – Chiến Quốc, Việt quốc có 1 cô gái giặt áo, ngũ quan đoan chính, phấn diện đào hoa, tướng mạo hơn người. Khi cô giặt áo bên bờ sông, bóng cô soi trên mặt nước sông trong suốt làm cô thêm xinh đẹp.
	Building A Better Mouse	by Steve Alcorn March 29, 2010	$9.99	43198 words	Sample 20%
	On October 1, 1982, EPCOT Center opened. Steve Alcorn and David Green were there, as employees of Disney's WED Imagineering. Building a Better Mouse describes what it was like to be in the trenches as a Disney Imagineer leading the frantic dash to opening day. It is a breathtaking, breezy, E-ticket ride of a book, required reading for Disneyphiles and anyone interested in themed entertainment.
	Beyond the Comfort Zone	by James M Turner Jan. 11, 2010	$2.99	88772 words	Sample 15%
	As one of the UK's premier session musicians James M Turner led a life most only dream about, playing Saxophone with some of the world's best selling artists. A few short years later however he would find himself on a US covert mission, deep in The Golden Triangle. Fighting for his sanity and survival he attempts to infiltrate and capture those engaged in the tearful trade of Human Trafficking.
	Katharine Hepburn: The Last Interview	by Simon Worrall Nov. 01, 2009	$2.99	8149 words	Sample 1%
	In this exclusive interview, the last this legendary icon of the silver screen granted before her death, Katharine Hepburn talks about her childhood, why she hated Hollywood, her relationship with Spencer Tracy and feminism.
	Profound Perspectives	by Timothy Tober Wright Jan. 17, 2009	Free!	27657 words	Read a sample
	My gift to you, a book of Poetry and Prose, lived and written by an aspiring Author. This free poetry book is more than just another free book of poems, it may literally change your life. Something for almost everyone, this book is sure to make you glad you took the time to download it. Don't let the fact that it's free take away from the content, you won't be disappointed.