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The First Adventure of the Faxable Man by E.D. Shiffman The First Adventure of the Faxable Man by E.D. Shiffman April 25, 2012 $2.99 120714 words Sample 20%
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Tales of a Free Spirit by Gavin Dobson Tales of a Free Spirit by Gavin Dobson April 25, 2012 $4.99 47439 words Sample 10%
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Lady Moon by Rachel Starr Thomson Lady Moon by Rachel Starr Thomson April 25, 2012 $3.99 54757 words Sample 20%
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Rachel Starr Thomson is a writer, indie publisher, and editor. She's the author of the Seventh World Trilogy and other novels and short stories. Rachel is a homeschool graduate, a dweller in southern Canada, a lover of long walks, good books, hot tea, and rich fellowship, and a counter-cultural revolutionary who thinks we'd all be much better off if we pitched our television sets out the nearest window.
Fars Fødselsveer by Per Holbo Fars Fødselsveer by Per Holbo April 25, 2012 $0.99 1779 words Sample 20%
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When I was a kid, about 8 yrs. old or so, I would lend at least 25 books at the school library for my summer break. At first my teachers shook their heads in disbelief and they were probably thinking to themselves: he is never going to finish all of those books. But coming back after the summer break, I was always able to give them a detailed review of every single book. Some of those books were trilogies such as Isaac Asimovs "Foundation-" series and "Ringworld." I simply love books and though I like watching a movie just as much as everyone else, reading a book really is something else. By reading a book you construct pictures in your own mind instead of being served by a director. But what I love the most about books is the possibility of finding several layers in the book. Things that you cannot find in a movie can be put into a book, because words can be used in such a way that other kinds of meaning appear or disappear. I write about almost everything and anything, but always with my own speciality of "wry and dry" humor, that is, the kind of humor that attacks a subject head on, but still leaves the reader to think about it. I really hope you will enjoy my books... Wishing you a good reading experience, Per Holbo
Maynard Soloman Takes the Bus to a Strip Club (Funny Detective Stories #6) by Benjamin Sobieck Maynard Soloman Takes the Bus to a Strip Club (Funny Detective Stories #6) by Benjamin Sobieck April 25, 2012 $0.99 8654 words Sample 25%
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Benjamin Sobieck is the author of the forthcoming crime novel "Cleansing Eden" and numerous flash fiction pieces. His professional journalism career spans newspapers, magazines, television, websites and books. Sobieck is currently an online editor for six national magazines with an international media company. He has a degree in journalism and a minor in creative writing from St. Cloud State University, Minnesota. He and his wife reside in Minnesota.
The Shoe App by Emily Debenham The Shoe App by Emily Debenham April 25, 2012 $0.99 1128 words Sample 20%
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Emily Debenham grew up in the state of Utah where she attended Brigham Young University. She double majored in Latin and History teaching, and met her husband at a science fiction and fantasy writing group. She taught high school Latin for two years before she had a beautiful baby girl, who is now her full time job. She loves to read, write, cook, and sew.
Bier & Blomster by Per Holbo Bier & Blomster by Per Holbo April 25, 2012 Free! 1598 words Read a sample
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When I was a kid, about 8 yrs. old or so, I would lend at least 25 books at the school library for my summer break. At first my teachers shook their heads in disbelief and they were probably thinking to themselves: he is never going to finish all of those books. But coming back after the summer break, I was always able to give them a detailed review of every single book. Some of those books were trilogies such as Isaac Asimovs "Foundation-" series and "Ringworld." I simply love books and though I like watching a movie just as much as everyone else, reading a book really is something else. By reading a book you construct pictures in your own mind instead of being served by a director. But what I love the most about books is the possibility of finding several layers in the book. Things that you cannot find in a movie can be put into a book, because words can be used in such a way that other kinds of meaning appear or disappear. I write about almost everything and anything, but always with my own speciality of "wry and dry" humor, that is, the kind of humor that attacks a subject head on, but still leaves the reader to think about it. I really hope you will enjoy my books... Wishing you a good reading experience, Per Holbo
Tattletale Roadhouse by Tony R Lindsay Tattletale Roadhouse by Tony R Lindsay April 25, 2012 $6.99 34181 words Sample 20%
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Tweet Treats: The Most Hilarious Twitter Tweets Ever! by Andrew Campbell Tweet Treats: The Most Hilarious Twitter Tweets Ever! by Andrew Campbell April 25, 2012 Free! 9545 words Read a sample
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Andrew Campbell was born in Newtownards, Northern Ireland in 2078. After graduating from the Irish Space Engineering College in 2098, he invented and built the World's first fully-functioning Time Machine. During early testing of the prototype, he mistakenly travelled back to 2012 where it smashed into a tree on arrival. Now stuck in 2012, Andrew has been desperately searching for a way to fund purchase of the spare parts he needs to return home. Andrew delivers pizzas, helps elderly ladies, washes cars and sells books online. So far, he's collected £4.56 of the £37million he needs to return home.
Percy the Parrot 2 - the bird's perspective by Peter Cain Percy the Parrot 2 - the bird's perspective by Peter Cain April 25, 2012 $2.99 11676 words Sample 20%
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Captain Peter Cain (born 1954) spent all his childhood years living in a small village called Buxworth which is situated in the hills of the Peak District in North Derbyshire. At the age of 20, he broke away from village life to become a Redcoat Entertainer at the Butlins Holiday Centre in Ayr, Scotland. From there he advanced from being a bingo caller and then manager to sales executive for a cleaning firm before finally owning his own business which he eventually sold. He aimed for a complete 'life change' and went through the process of becoming a professional boat skipper. He sailed around to Portugal and settled in the beautiful tourist locality of Lagos, which is situated in the west of the Algarve. He has worked in the region as a skipper on various tourist boats during the summer seasons since 2000. When he was in his early 30’s, having always shown an interest in writing, he was a whisker away from having some of his work accepted for TV. Until recently his work commitments prevented him from further pursuing his love of writing and poetry, but now has time to return to his favourite pastime. His first book, which has been published through Kindle is called 'Percy the Parrot - and Other Pet Subjects', which is based on the African Grey parrot Peter once owned and also in the book are some of his many other humorous encounters with various creatures ranging from mice to elephants. To add to this, his new book 'A Sign of the Rhymes' which was released on March 1st 2012 contains humorous rhymes, 'Puzzling Poems' and a concept he has named 'Re-versing Rhyme', an interesting take on poetry. Peter has just finished writing a follow up to his first book which is entitled 'Percy the Parrot 2, the bird's perspective''. A light hearted fictional account of events as experienced by 'Percy'. The book is also now available through Kindle publishing. Peter is presently in the process of writing more poetry and rhymes with an illustrated children's 'A-Z of Animal Poems'.
The Ex Who Wouldn't Die by Sally Berneathy The Ex Who Wouldn't Die by Sally Berneathy April 24, 2012 $2.99 85153 words Sample 20%
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Welcome to my world! Come in, pull up a chair, grab a glass of iced tea and let's chat. I grew up in a small rural town in Oklahoma where our favorite entertainment on summer evenings was to sit outside under the stars and tell stories. When I went to bed at night, instead of a lullaby, I got a story. That could be due to the fact that everybody in my family has a singing voice like a bullfrog with laryngitis, but they sure could tell stories—ghost stories, funny stories, happy stories, scary stories. For as long as I can remember I've been a storyteller. Thank goodness for computers so I can write down my stories. It's hard to make listeners sit still for the length of a book! Like my family, my stories are funny, scary, dramatic, romantic, paranormal, magic. Besides writing, my interests are reading, eating chocolate and riding my Harley. Currently I have two e-pubbed cozy mysteries, Death by Chocolate and 'Til Death. I am currently working a sequel to Death by Chocolate and hope to have that available in a couple of months. I have sold fifteen romance novels ranging from comedy to dark suspense under the names Sally Carleen, Sally Steward and Sara Garrett. For these novels, I won several awards including National Readers' Choice, Romantic Times Best Silhouette Romance and two Rita finalist slots. Most of the Silhouettes are available as e-books, and I have e-pubbed three of the out-of-print single titles. Contact information is available on my website. I love to talk to readers! Okay, I just plain love to talk! http://www.sallyberneathy.com
Where Are The Bright Sparks? by Marcus Foot Where Are The Bright Sparks? by Marcus Foot April 24, 2012 Free! 799 words Read a sample
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I'm male, in my mid-to-late forties, married, no kids, semi-retired .... oh & I live in the Caribbean. Throughout most of my working life, after completing an Engineering Degree at University, I've been self-employed, primarily in sales-related occupations. I've been called a nerd, a geek, a charmer, an intellectual, a cunning linguist (I speak two languages fairly fluently and a third badly), a nice guy, a bastard, empathic, self-centred, generous, naive, cynical ... and honeybunch. Like many people I have harboured a desire to write my “one great novel” before I die. Recently I have had some success blogging on the internet, and this has encouraged me to push my writing further, step by step. I am starting with a very short “flash fiction” story which is a re-write of some earlier musings, followed by a short story which will introduce the main protagonists in a series of novels I hope to complete. I sincerely hope you enjoy my writing and will follow me on my journey.
The Napa Valley Secret by Robert Smith The Napa Valley Secret by Robert Smith April 24, 2012 $2.99 69860 words Sample 20%
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I am a recently retired college professor. Now I am able to write in a lighter vein! Hobbies, beside writing, include cooking, wine tasting and painting.
The Word of the Lord to Reublicans by Brian McLaren The Word of the Lord to Reublicans by Brian McLaren April 24, 2012 $2.99 15228 words Sample 10%
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Brian D. McLaren is an author, speaker, pastor, and networker among innovative Christian leaders, thinkers, and activists. Born in 1956, he graduated from University of Maryland with degrees in English (BA, summa cum laude, 1978, and MA, in 1981). In 2004, he was awarded a Doctor of Divinity Degree (honoris causa) from Carey Theological Seminary in Vancouver, BC, Canada. From 1978 to 1986, McLaren taught college English, and in 1982, he helped form Cedar Ridge Community Church (crcc.org). He left higher education in 1986 to serve as the church's founding pastor and served in that capacity until 2006. Brian has been active in networking and mentoring church planters and pastors since the mid 1980's, and has assisted in the development of several new churches. He is a popular conference speaker and a frequent guest lecturer at seminaries and denominational gatherings,nationally and internationally. His public speaking covers a broad range of topics including postmodern thought and culture, Biblical studies, Christian leadership, global mission, evangelism and spiritual formation, worship, inter-religious dialogue, and the relation of faith to ecology, public policy, social justice, and global crises. His books include: The Secret Message of Jesus (Thomas Nelson, 2006) Everything Must Change (Thomas Nelson, 2007) Finding Our Way Again (Thomas Nelson, 2008) A New Kind of Christian (Jossey-Bass, 2001) The Story We Find Ourselves In (Jossey-Bass, 2003) The Last Word and the Word After That (Jossey-Bass, 2005) The Church on the Other Side: Doing Ministry in the Postmodern Matrix, (Zondervan, 1998, rev. ed. 2000) Finding Faith (Zondervan, 1999) - re-published as two books, Finding Faith: A Search for What Makes Sense and Finding Faith: A Search for What is Real (Zondervan, 2007) More Ready Than You Realize: Evangelism as Dance in the Postmodern Matrix (Zondervan, 2002) A Generous Orthodoxy (Zondervan, 2004) His co-authored books include: A is for Abductive (with Dr. Leonard Sweet, Zondervan, 2002) Adventures in Missing the Point (with Dr. Anthony Campolo, Zondervan, 2003) Church in the Emerging Culture (Zondervan, 2003). His books have been or are being translated into many languages, including Korean, Chinese, French, German, Swedish, Norwegian, Farsi, Portuguese, and Spanish. He has written for or contributed interviews to many periodicals, including Leadership, Sojourners, Worship Leader, and Conversations. A musician and songwriter, he has produced several collections of original music, most recently, Songs for a Revolution of Hope. Links to online articles and songs are available at www.brianmclaren.net. He is actively involved in emergent, a growing generative friendship among missional Christian leaders (www.emergentvillage.com), and is a founding member of Red Letter Christians. He has served on several non-profit boards, incuding Sojourners (sojo.net), International Teams (www.iteams.org), Mars Hill Graduate School (mhgs.edu), and Off The Map (off-the-map.org). He has appeared on many radio and TV broadcasts including Larry King Live, Religion and Ethics Newsweekly, and Nightline. His work has also been covered in Time (where he was listed as one of American's 25 most influential evangelicals), Christianity Today, Christian Century, the Washington Post, and many other print media.
The Word of the Lord to Evangelicals by Brian McLaren The Word of the Lord to Evangelicals by Brian McLaren April 24, 2012 $2.99 12787 words Sample 10%
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Brian D. McLaren is an author, speaker, pastor, and networker among innovative Christian leaders, thinkers, and activists. Born in 1956, he graduated from University of Maryland with degrees in English (BA, summa cum laude, 1978, and MA, in 1981). In 2004, he was awarded a Doctor of Divinity Degree (honoris causa) from Carey Theological Seminary in Vancouver, BC, Canada. From 1978 to 1986, McLaren taught college English, and in 1982, he helped form Cedar Ridge Community Church (crcc.org). He left higher education in 1986 to serve as the church's founding pastor and served in that capacity until 2006. Brian has been active in networking and mentoring church planters and pastors since the mid 1980's, and has assisted in the development of several new churches. He is a popular conference speaker and a frequent guest lecturer at seminaries and denominational gatherings,nationally and internationally. His public speaking covers a broad range of topics including postmodern thought and culture, Biblical studies, Christian leadership, global mission, evangelism and spiritual formation, worship, inter-religious dialogue, and the relation of faith to ecology, public policy, social justice, and global crises. His books include: The Secret Message of Jesus (Thomas Nelson, 2006) Everything Must Change (Thomas Nelson, 2007) Finding Our Way Again (Thomas Nelson, 2008) A New Kind of Christian (Jossey-Bass, 2001) The Story We Find Ourselves In (Jossey-Bass, 2003) The Last Word and the Word After That (Jossey-Bass, 2005) The Church on the Other Side: Doing Ministry in the Postmodern Matrix, (Zondervan, 1998, rev. ed. 2000) Finding Faith (Zondervan, 1999) - re-published as two books, Finding Faith: A Search for What Makes Sense and Finding Faith: A Search for What is Real (Zondervan, 2007) More Ready Than You Realize: Evangelism as Dance in the Postmodern Matrix (Zondervan, 2002) A Generous Orthodoxy (Zondervan, 2004) His co-authored books include: A is for Abductive (with Dr. Leonard Sweet, Zondervan, 2002) Adventures in Missing the Point (with Dr. Anthony Campolo, Zondervan, 2003) Church in the Emerging Culture (Zondervan, 2003). His books have been or are being translated into many languages, including Korean, Chinese, French, German, Swedish, Norwegian, Farsi, Portuguese, and Spanish. He has written for or contributed interviews to many periodicals, including Leadership, Sojourners, Worship Leader, and Conversations. A musician and songwriter, he has produced several collections of original music, most recently, Songs for a Revolution of Hope. Links to online articles and songs are available at www.brianmclaren.net. He is actively involved in emergent, a growing generative friendship among missional Christian leaders (www.emergentvillage.com), and is a founding member of Red Letter Christians. He has served on several non-profit boards, incuding Sojourners (sojo.net), International Teams (www.iteams.org), Mars Hill Graduate School (mhgs.edu), and Off The Map (off-the-map.org). He has appeared on many radio and TV broadcasts including Larry King Live, Religion and Ethics Newsweekly, and Nightline. His work has also been covered in Time (where he was listed as one of American's 25 most influential evangelicals), Christianity Today, Christian Century, the Washington Post, and many other print media.
A Matter of Perspective by Cheryl Lee A Matter of Perspective by Cheryl Lee April 23, 2012 $0.99 2606 words Sample 20%
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A retired educator now living in the Pacific Northwest.
George W. Bush Gets Kidnapped by a UFO, and Other Stories by Douglas Sczygelski George W. Bush Gets Kidnapped by a UFO, and Other Stories by Douglas Sczygelski April 23, 2012 $3.99 34920 words Sample 20%
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Douglas Sczygelski is a human being who lives on Earth. His favorite book is "The Wisdom of the Desert," edited by Thomas Merton. He reads every issue of the following magazines: "The New Republic," "The Atlantic Monthly," and "The Washington Monthly." He frequently reads "The Economist."
Some Ways To Make Your Penis Bigger by Michael Zinetti Some Ways To Make Your Penis Bigger by Michael Zinetti April 23, 2012 $0.99 2844 words Sample 30%
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Michael Zinetti is a writer/musician/artist based in Springfield, MO. He graduated from Missouri State University with a Bachelor's of Art in Creative Writing. Recently, Michael Zinetti completed his first book, My Search For Love On Craigslist, which is a collection of personals ads he put on Craigslist. Presently, Zinetti has several books he's working on and hopes to have one out by the end of the year.
Men with Black Briefcases by Michaele Lockhart Men with Black Briefcases by Michaele Lockhart April 23, 2012 $1.29 15273 words Sample 15%
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Michaele Lockhart brings a diverse background to her writing: a passion for history, a fascination with human drama, and a love of literature. Her education combines early and secondary schools in Europe, in addition to college degrees from the University of Arizona and the University of Maryland. Embracing a variety of genres, her versatility extends from her favorite periods of history to contemporary social issures. She's a retired teacher and a talented nature and landscape photographer, often inserting elements of visual lyricism into her writing. Her short stories and novels have encompassed historical fiction adventure to compelling romantic magic realism to suspense. She is also a registered nurse who is able to offer technical insights into the field of medicine, both present theory and practice as well as the historical past. Michaele lives in Tucson, Arizona, where she is currently writing a mystery series set in the scenic beuties of the Southwest.
The Rape Tax: A Short Political Satire by Brandon M. Lindsay The Rape Tax: A Short Political Satire by Brandon M. Lindsay April 23, 2012 Free! 6242 words Read a sample
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Brandon M. Lindsay has lived in the Seattle area most of his life, with brief stints in California and Japan. He received a degree in philosophy from the University of Washington in Seattle, where he constantly battled the intellectual establishment and its many minions. While he can be frequently seen debating politics and philosophy, his truest love is writing epic fantasy. Watch out for the The Clans: Tales from the Fourth World, an upcoming collection of six stories and novellas. It will soon be followed with The Born Sword, the first novel in a series that takes place in the same world as The Clans.
Nose for Trouble by Doranna Durgin Nose for Trouble by Doranna Durgin April 23, 2012 $5.99 75732 words Sample 20%
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Doranna's quirkiness of spirit has led to an eclectic publishing journey, spanning genres over 35 novels to include mystery, SF/F, action-romance, paranormal, franchise, and a slew of essays and short stories. Beyond that, mostly she still prefers to hang around outside her New Mexico mountain home with the animals, riding dressage on her Lipizzan and training for performance sports with the dogs. She doesn't believe so much in mastering the beast within, but in channeling its power. For good or bad has yet to be decided… Visit her website at: doranna.net.
Dying Wishes by Per Holbo Dying Wishes by Per Holbo April 23, 2012 $0.99 2208 words Sample 35%
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When I was a kid, about 8 yrs. old or so, I would lend at least 25 books at the school library for my summer break. At first my teachers shook their heads in disbelief and they were probably thinking to themselves: he is never going to finish all of those books. But coming back after the summer break, I was always able to give them a detailed review of every single book. Some of those books were trilogies such as Isaac Asimovs "Foundation-" series and "Ringworld." I simply love books and though I like watching a movie just as much as everyone else, reading a book really is something else. By reading a book you construct pictures in your own mind instead of being served by a director. But what I love the most about books is the possibility of finding several layers in the book. Things that you cannot find in a movie can be put into a book, because words can be used in such a way that other kinds of meaning appear or disappear. I write about almost everything and anything, but always with my own speciality of "wry and dry" humor, that is, the kind of humor that attacks a subject head on, but still leaves the reader to think about it. I really hope you will enjoy my books... Wishing you a good reading experience, Per Holbo
Best of Luck, Jeff Babbage! by Dustin M. Weber Best of Luck, Jeff Babbage! by Dustin M. Weber April 22, 2012 $4.99 67624 words Sample 20%
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I'm a former English teacher from northeastern Illinois who FINALLY jumped ship with the whole e-book publishing scene in March 2012. Fiction is my specialty (although I return to my roots as a poet every now and then as well), and my interests are diverse. I aim not only to entertain my readers, but also to inspire them from time to time through my writing. Feel free to check my work on Smashwords.com to find out for yourself.
A Little Book of Wonky Wisdom by Frankie Lassut A Little Book of Wonky Wisdom by Frankie Lassut April 22, 2012 $0.99 7778 words Sample 25%
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I don't think saying 'I'm a writer' is enough to describe what I actually do. I like to entertain, and I use writing as a medium to do that. That then makes me a (and yeah, I obviously use a keyboard),... a... what's a good word? How about, a Pen-tertainer? I'm a Pentertainer ... I write quite wacky stuff, which is just the way it comes; it makes me laugh, and I hope the reader gets a good old guffaw too. I also write wellbeing books, which deal with feeling good ... life is all about remembering how to feel good. frankielassut1@aol.com drop me an e mail it's good to hear off people. Check out my website, see if you like the gallery. Hmmm. Whan a 'work' is ready, it's loaded onto the Smashwords system. It is converted into the different files, and then goes live. The author/publisher then has to wait for it to be checked so it's fully compatible with the system ... before it goes into the Premium Catalogue'. During this time, people download it, but, there may be errors or mistakes of a bit of lousy formatting, all of which will be fixed. Therefore, if you've downloaded something that may be a bit dodgy in places, that's why.
Grammarwatch UK and Culture Shock, Two Short Stories by Ian Ramsay Grammarwatch UK and Culture Shock, Two Short Stories by Ian Ramsay April 22, 2012 $1.99 4765 words Sample 20%
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"If you want to know who I am," that's very flattering, thank you, but ask yourself why. Surely it is the book that counts, not the author. I mean, who cares? The book's characters may not resemble the author's character. "Brown is not Greene." So I want to do an experiment: no hype on my books. If they sell, it will be on merit alone. If they don't, I'll get the message and try to improve. Ian Ramsay
Fourth Impressions by Ray Kingfisher Fourth Impressions by Ray Kingfisher April 22, 2012 Free! 3553 words Read a sample
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Star Sign Stories: Entertaining Tales Of Astrological Proportions: Volume Two Taurus by Lyvea Rose Star Sign Stories: Entertaining Tales Of Astrological Proportions: Volume Two Taurus by Lyvea Rose April 21, 2012 $4.99 21667 words Sample 20%
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Lyvea Rose is an Oz astrologer. Her columns appear each month in the prestigious magazine “Holistic Bliss”, based in Queensland, and she is the chief astrologer for “Your Stars” magazine, published by the Psychic Club of Australia. Her articles also appear at www.satya.centre.com, based in the USA. Earlier in life, she wrote scripts and comedies for the stage. This is Lyvea’s first book. It’s a cross between a DIY manual entitled: “How to Love Your Star Sign: I Mean, What Have You Got To Lose? You Can’t Change It Now,” and a series of supernatural adventure stories bursting with big astrological insights expressed in the shortest and sweetest sentences possible. (Apart from the long ones, like that one.) Lyvea often finds herself embroiled in multiple and complex thought processes, like: “Hmmm...Is it possible to edit this blurb and harvest this wheatgrass at the same time? And why is my life purpose in the toaster specifically?”And yet she managed to write this book with just two simple goals in mind: (1) to light up all your laughter chakras; and (2) to provide you with something to give to anyone around you who finds it difficult to groove along with your celestial vibe, even though they love you to bits.
Crossroads: A Novel About Choice by Suzie O'Neill Crossroads: A Novel About Choice by Suzie O'Neill April 21, 2012 $0.99 49862 words Sample 15%
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I was born to create. It doesn't matter if it's writing, drawing, small crafts, or house and garden projects, I'm always overflowing with ideas that I can't wait to try out. Although I've been writing for years, I recently made the decision to focus more energy on publishing. Along the way, I decided to create the pen name "Suzie O'Neill" in order to provide myself with more creative freedom. I found that while I was writing under my real name I was often intimidated by what people would think of the stories I write. Using a pen name is incredibly freeing. "Crossroads: A Novel About Choice" is my first e-book. It was written for fun and is by far the goofiest story that I have ever written.
The Legend of Lee More by Lee More The Legend of Lee More by Lee More April 21, 2012 $3.00 29399 words Sample 20%
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Lee More is a silly goose with a tremendous amount of loser potential who just doesn't get it. Sometimes he's nice, but most of the time he is a butthole. He wanders around from town to town with no real reason or purpose. All in all, he's a good guy to know.
The Legend of Lee More by Lee More The Legend of Lee More by Lee More April 21, 2012 $3.00 29399 words Sample 20%
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Lee More is a silly goose with a tremendous amount of loser potential who just doesn't get it. Sometimes he's nice, but most of the time he is a butthole. He wanders around from town to town with no real reason or purpose. All in all, he's a good guy to know.
Sinkronisity by Stephen Faulds Sinkronisity by Stephen Faulds April 21, 2012 Free! 70300 words Read a sample
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Stephen Faulds is an English teacher at a Perth high school with many years experience teaching both English and Drama. He has written seven novels and published numerous poems, short stories and articles. He has written many short scripts, which have been performed by students at both primary and secondary level. His play Seatown was performed at The Blue Room theatre in 2007 and has been published by The Australian Script Centre. He has a web site featuring his writing, photography and artwork. He recently wrote a sequel to Seatown with the assistance of an ARTSWA writing grant. His work is featured on a web site at www.stephenfaulds.com which is archived at the State Library of WA Writer’s notebook http://stephenfaulds.wikispaces.com/
Investigator by Robert Eisenhart Investigator by Robert Eisenhart April 21, 2012 $4.99 32041 words Sample 15%
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Robert Eisenhart grew up in Brooklyn, New York. He began writing in the counterculture days of the 1960’s. He has worked as an English teacher, a doctor of chiropractic, and a police officer. He now writes full-time and lives in Long Beach, California. The hallmark of his writing — stories which build on excitement and end in surprises.
Cloud Men by D.L. Aidan Cloud Men by D.L. Aidan April 21, 2012 $0.99 22472 words Sample 20%
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Born in the past. Living presently in the past. Looking forward to the future so he can dwell on the past. Not a real opportunist. Slinking in the shadows, but not in a bad way.
Servant of the Republic: Short Stories from a Career Bureaucrat by Servus Publicus Servant of the Republic: Short Stories from a Career Bureaucrat by Servus Publicus April 21, 2012 $3.00 42939 words Sample 20%
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Can A Rooster Drive A Tractor? by Shelley Richardson Can A Rooster Drive A Tractor? by Shelley Richardson April 21, 2012 $2.99 1349 words Sample 50%
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Shelley P. Richardson, a retired educator, lives in Birmingham, Alabama, with his wife Louise and their two little dogs, Chappy and Libby. He enjoys tennis, creating graphic cards for family and friends, writing, and painting illustrations graphically for their books. Three of their four children along with some grandchildren live close enough to enjoy times together frequently.
Welsh Love Story by clive pearce Welsh Love Story by clive pearce April 21, 2012 $4.60 58788 words Sample 15%
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Clive Pearce was born in Penarth in 1967. He moved to Pontypridd in 1987 and it was here he took an interest in poetry. He built up a collection of poetry prior to writing Welsh Love Story in 2006. He moved to Llanmadoc in 2009, and it was here he wrote Athena and the Dream Catcher, the first of a series of books for children. Other short stories include Hairy Hero Smooth Jason, the first in a series of illustrated books that are being animated for children over 11 yrs. The Infamous Adventures of Wally the Worm is due for release in July 2012. He continues to write poetry and Tin Hut Tales book of Poetry and Rambles will be released in June 2012. His website tihuttales.co.uk has a taster of current and future works.
Triple Fleshburger With Fries: The Stewart King Omnibus by Stewart King Triple Fleshburger With Fries: The Stewart King Omnibus by Stewart King April 21, 2012 $6.32 50139 words Sample 20%
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The Eyes of the Heart by Brenda McGhie The Eyes of the Heart by Brenda McGhie April 21, 2012 $10.00 100155 words Sample 20%
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The Eyes of the Heart is Ms. McGhie’s first novel. She left the corporate world three years ago, becoming a contractor in the areas of public relations/marketing, project management, fund development, and event/meeting planning. For over 20 years, Brenda has been an active volunteer for not-for-profit agencies while living in Chicago and Minnesota. Ms. McGhie currently resides in Golden Valley, MN. Brenda’s family circle consists of her loving daughter, Valisa and Brenda’s sister, Diana. Brenda wrote The Eyes of the Heart in the memory of the three family members who have gone on to a better place, her mother (Lillian), father (Clarence), and of course, Lilliclare (her best friend).
The Swishbucklers Don't-Steal the Gold by Thomas Hanna The Swishbucklers Don't-Steal the Gold by Thomas Hanna April 21, 2012 $4.99 99773 words Sample 15%
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After years of teaching high school and then college biology I retired to write. I am back living in Philadelphia, PA where I was born and raised.
Tortoise by Ross Gilfillan Tortoise by Ross Gilfillan April 21, 2012 $2.99 103027 words Sample 24%
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I live in Suffolk, UK and work as a magazine journalist. My first novel, 'The Snake Oil Dickens Man' was published by 4th Estate in 1998. The next 'The Edge of the Crowd' was published - also by 4th Estate - in 2001. My e-books are 'Last of the Revolution' and 'Tortoise'.
Commercialized Adultery by Per Holbo Commercialized Adultery by Per Holbo April 20, 2012 $0.99 2208 words Sample 20%
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When I was a kid, about 8 yrs. old or so, I would lend at least 25 books at the school library for my summer break. At first my teachers shook their heads in disbelief and they were probably thinking to themselves: he is never going to finish all of those books. But coming back after the summer break, I was always able to give them a detailed review of every single book. Some of those books were trilogies such as Isaac Asimovs "Foundation-" series and "Ringworld." I simply love books and though I like watching a movie just as much as everyone else, reading a book really is something else. By reading a book you construct pictures in your own mind instead of being served by a director. But what I love the most about books is the possibility of finding several layers in the book. Things that you cannot find in a movie can be put into a book, because words can be used in such a way that other kinds of meaning appear or disappear. I write about almost everything and anything, but always with my own speciality of "wry and dry" humor, that is, the kind of humor that attacks a subject head on, but still leaves the reader to think about it. I really hope you will enjoy my books... Wishing you a good reading experience, Per Holbo
Stoned by Clayton Spann Stoned by Clayton Spann April 20, 2012 Free! 4363 words Read a sample
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Humor Straight by Hugh McClintock Humor Straight by Hugh McClintock April 20, 2012 $2.99 82879 words Sample 15%
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Hugh McClintock, graduated concurrently from Allegheny College and Carnegie Mellon University. Retired, Hugh lives in Meadville, Pennsylvania. His other books are: Twist, a murder mystery set in Dallas, Texas, 1980, which is solved by a tough, female city detective and her lover, the executive of a personal computer manufacturer, and Cooper Greens, the story of a quiet nursing home for elders where the usual tranquility vanishes amid the turmoil of pranks and false rumors orchestrated by bored resident Tom Murtaugh and his black roommate.
LMAO The First by Vortex LMAO The First by Vortex April 20, 2012 Free! 7304 words Read a sample
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Retail Wedding by Mari Collier Retail Wedding by Mari Collier April 19, 2012 Free! 2329 words Read a sample
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My name is Marilyn Collier, but the penname is Mari Collier. I was born in Lincoln Township, Audubon, Iowa. Yes, people still refer to the townships there. I started writing for the Audubon Advocate (Audubon, Iowa) when I was thirteen. The pay wasn't much for the work involved, but I loved it. My writing continued off and on for years. Children prompted me to invent a bedtime story as my father had done. One was sold to a children's magazine. Then I went to work and writing took a back burner until we moved from Arizona to Western Washington. I found the greatest employer imaginable in Washington. Nintendo of America paid me to talk, read, write, and play games. It was intense at times, but truly enjoyable. My husband and I returned to the desert where I became involved with the greatest little museum in the world. How many museums would have a Weed Show? I write two columns for their Old Schoolhouse Journal. To ease the solitude of writing, I joined the Desert Writers Guild of Twentynine Palms. Each year we publish an anthology of over 100 pages. Our latest one is entitled Desert Ghosts & Humor Too. It's perfect for those dark stormy nights and a cozy fire.
Rent A Muse by Mitchell Phillips Rent A Muse by Mitchell Phillips April 19, 2012 $2.99 54374 words Sample 15%
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Mitchell L. Phillip’s comedy career reached its zenith when he began playing to audiences on Prozac. He realized he could do better by purchasing stock in Eli Lily, manufacturer of the drug. He is now concentrating his efforts writing comedic prose with and occasional lapse into the serious. He has written material for Joan Rivers and other comedians.
The Amazing Adventures of Miss Ariana Okata by Elise Moto The Amazing Adventures of Miss Ariana Okata by Elise Moto April 19, 2012 Free! 74761 words Read a sample
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A life-long bookworm, writer and film buff, I used to write screenplays. I have since turned to writing fiction. I live in Vancouver, BC, Canada.
Statistics can be Fun - Sometimes by Brian Parker Statistics can be Fun - Sometimes by Brian Parker April 19, 2012 Free! 1251 words Read a sample
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Brian Parker finished school, then immediately went out to Ceylon (now Sri Lanka) to become a tea planter. In 1970 he joined the advertising department of the London Evening Standard. Three years later, with wife Ruth and their three children, he emigrated to Australia, joining News Ltd. After three years working on suburban newspapers, he joined The Australian, before forming his own media services company. Despite spending the majority of his working life in the tea industry and the media, Brian has also worked as a fur porter (a long time ago when people actually wore fur!), an office cleaner, a barman and a door-to-door encyclopaedia salesman. As he says - all great sources of material! Brian and Ruth moved to the Blue Mountains, NSW, in 2002 and have lived there ever since. They have three children and four grandchildren.
Bella - Affection or Affliction by Bellakentuky Bella - Affection or Affliction by Bellakentuky April 19, 2012 Free! 2446 words Read a sample
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Bellakentuky writes short stories and novellas.
Funky Junky by Mark Ure Funky Junky by Mark Ure April 19, 2012 Free! 15744 words Read a sample
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Fledgling stand up comedian and comedy writer. Stay in Edinburgh with John and Moira the cats. Eat Nutella with a spoon, drink juice out of a can. Don't listen to what my toilet says, he's full of shit.